Guest guest Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Again, not for those who take everything serious: Two students of Vedanta were taking their first train trip to Bombay. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said: " I wouldn't eat that if I were you. " " Why not? " " I took one bite and went blind for half a minute. " The other one replied: " I dont worry, there is nobody who can become blind. " To which he replied: " Thanks God, I already started to worry that the Banana was only an illusion. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Undercover Clergy A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their " freedom. " As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, " I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize. " Larry Epston www.epston.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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