The Sid Errata

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Pay attention.

 

Work hard.

 

Whatever you do.......do the best you can.

 

Be yourself.

 

Relax

 

Don't worry.

 

Stand on your own two feet.

(If you don't have two feet.....you know what I mean.)

 

Think for yourself.

 

Don't let others put words in your mouth.

 

Try to get along with other people.

 

Pay your own way.

 

Don't be so emotional.

 

Control your baser urges.

(You know which ones I mean)

 

Trust God

 

Eat your vegetables.

 

Lighten up......be more spontaneous....Play fair.

 

Try never to become addicted to anything.

 

Be an adult.

 

Be like a child.

 

Be happy....(did I say that already?)

 

Don't bite anybody....ever.

 

Save a little for a rainy day.

 

Work just hard enough to make your life really comfortable.

 

Vote.

 

Be kind to lesser humans........They can't help the way God made them.

 

Save your money......but give a little to the poor.

 

Don't swat girls on the butt.

 

Be kind to children.....They can grow up to be pretty aggressive adults.

 

Smile all the time...even when you don't feel well.

 

If anyone tries to take your gun away.....mumble something about cold.....dead

fingers.

 

If anyone gives you a tip about buying stock....turn around and walk the other

way.

 

 

Avoid things you don't like......Go after things....you do......

 

Never have a pet that can kill you.

 

Help strangers...unless they look a little strange or if they're acting crazy.

 

Just because someone has darker skin then you have....doesn't mean you're any

better then them......Hey....God made them that way......so...they must be OK

with him.

 

 

smile.........be happy........and

 

 

 

Watch for the wrecking ball.