Guest guest Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 More thinking and more understanding of each little ridicule detail that life can make us understand. And when we understand that there is nothing to understand, " Advaita in action " means to speed up the mind, But very very fast. Until it hurts! :0) Then one is very happy of its own understanding and can say tah he is above God etc. This is also called Super enlightenment, or web sites enlightenment. Which is " prior " or " below " Liberation. You choose. Enlightenment for all. You choose, you decide. Easy, nothing to do! Instant! Only 2.69$ at Wall-Mart! Just press here { }. P.S. Oh I forgot. " advaita in action " !? is when you understand your mind fully, and you give yourself the right to spit on Bhakti Yoga, and Karma Yoga. And to say that there is nothing to do. Stuff like that. Estimado Alberto, Welcome again to the Wall-mart! What you post has an incredible power but you apply it, in my opinion, unsighted, airy, frivolously. Something like striking gun powder in the middle of nowhere. It deflagrates rapidly, difuminates almost instantaneously and disappears with the wind. You can use the gun powder for something better, leaving it in the jackets and you can buy here what you need, if you listen carefully. We have special offers now in the closing out sale after Christmas on 9 mm, which seems to be the adequate bore. The sales contract has unfortunaly a clause. We will sell this year 9 mm automatics and semiautomatics only for suicidal purposes. Those, who buy a gun, have to return the merchandize after 1 week with missing success. No money back. You would not believe what a blockbuster this marketing-strategy has become. We are selling 9 mms like never before even, before the discount. They beat the path to the store. Statistics have shown that only 0,000001% of the buyers succeed and we are making a killing with the rest of the buyers, coming week after week, to buy themselves a new gun. But we knew that already before we started the campaign by our market- analysts. Doesn´t it sound nutty, Alberto. Some guys actually buy themselves more and more expensive guns to make the return of the product more and more difficult. Unfortunally we have got competitors, it is really a very competitive market. That´s why we have a closing out sell now. Everywhere new stores sprout out, like mushrooms; the market is almost saturated. Perhaps, it is time for a new strategy. A new marketing-concept. So, Alberto, don´t waste your time taking in consideration to become a dealer, you would have no chance. It is a very sophisticated market, almost nobody goes around longer lighting up little heaps of gun powder. It is just a picture of misery. Buy you a gun! Now! As long as we have a special offer. And, don´t forget to tell your friends, too. Kip Almazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy> wrote: > > More thinking and more understanding of each little ridicule detail > that life can make us understand. And when we understand that there > is nothing to understand, " Advaita in action " means to speed up the > mind, But very very fast. Until it hurts! :0) Then one is very happy > of its own understanding and can say tah he is above God etc. > > This is also called Super enlightenment, or web sites enlightenment. > Which is " prior " or " below " Liberation. You choose. > > Enlightenment for all. You choose, you decide. Easy, nothing to do! > Instant! Only 2.69$ at Wall-Mart! Just press here { }. > > P.S. Oh I forgot. " advaita in action " !? is when you understand your > mind fully, and you give yourself the right to spit on Bhakti Yoga, > and Karma Yoga. And to say that there is nothing to do. Stuff like > that. > > > > Estimado Alberto, > > > Welcome again to the Wall-mart! What you post has an incredible > power but you apply it, in my opinion, unsighted, airy, frivolously. > Something like striking gun powder in the middle of nowhere. It > deflagrates rapidly, difuminates almost instantaneously and > disappears with the wind. You can use the gun powder for something > better, leaving it in the jackets and you can buy here what you > need, if you listen carefully. We have special offers now in the > closing out sale after Christmas on 9 mm, which seems to be the > adequate bore. The sales contract has unfortunaly a clause. We will > sell this year 9 mm automatics and semiautomatics only for suicidal > purposes. Those, who buy a gun, have to return the merchandize after > 1 week with missing success. No money back. You would not believe > what a blockbuster this marketing-strategy has become. We are > selling 9 mms like never before even, before the discount. They beat > the path to the store. Statistics have shown that only 0,000001% of > the buyers succeed and we are making a killing with the rest of the > buyers, coming week after week, to buy themselves a new gun. But we > knew that already before we started the campaign by our market- > analysts. Doesn´t it sound nutty, Alberto. Some guys actually buy > themselves more and more expensive guns to make the return of the > product more and more difficult. Unfortunally we have got > competitors, it is really a very competitive market. That´s why we > have a closing out sell now. Everywhere new stores sprout out, like > mushrooms; the market is almost saturated. Perhaps, it is time for a > new strategy. A new marketing-concept. So, Alberto, don´t waste your > time taking in consideration to become a dealer, you would have no > chance. It is a very sophisticated market, almost nobody goes around > longer lighting up little heaps of gun powder. It is just a picture > of misery. Buy you a gun! Now! As long as we have a special offer. > And, don´t forget to tell your friends, too. > > > > Kip Almazy ********************************* Ha ha ha! I liked your reply! :0)) I laughed a lot!:0) But I wonder Kip, what advaita or non-dual philosophy says about suicide? If there is no one (no soul), Who is the one who commit the suicide?? I never heart about a door that had commit suicide!! And for the dealer stuff I don't want to be a dealer. This is a cyber cafe. Where we can share what we know, and what we think we know, and most of the time, to share what we don't know! Peace Odysseus, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 > Ha ha ha! I liked your reply! :0)) > I laughed a lot!:0) > But I wonder Kip, what advaita or non-dual philosophy says about > suicide? > > If there is no one (no soul), Who is the one who commit the suicide?? > > I never heart about a door that had commit suicide!! > > And for the dealer stuff I don't want to be a dealer. This is a > cyber cafe. Where we can share what we know, and what we think we > know, and most of the time, to share what we don't know! Oh, what a nice pirouette. Haven't you thought for one time to try to find answers to your questions by yourself. ¡Hombre, que ya eres mayorcito! ¡No seas capullo, Alberto, que nadie se lo traga! Kip Almazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy> wrote: >Oh, what a nice pirouette. Watching ones own pirouettes in the mirror needs some special skills. Projecting ones own pirouettes onto someone else is easier but does not help much and looks silly from outside. >Haven't you thought for one time to try >to find answers to your questions by yourself. So, do you think a door can commit suicide? Come on, you know perfectly well that this was in reality an answer to the questions raised by your previous pirouettes. Maybe you dont understand it yet, but this does not matter. Let it sink in. S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 > Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy> > wrote: > > >Oh, what a nice pirouette. > > Watching ones own pirouettes in the mirror needs some special skills. > Projecting ones own pirouettes onto someone else is easier but does > not help much and looks silly from outside. LOL! Agreed! This counts for everyone, I guess. > So, do you think a door can commit suicide? What door? I guess you missed the addressee. > Come on, you know perfectly well that this was in reality an > answer to the questions raised by your previous pirouettes. What should we do with your pirouette now, Stefan? > Maybe you dont understand it yet, but this does not matter. Let it > sink in. This sounds good! rgds Kip Almazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Nisargadatta , " kipalmazy " <kipalmazy> wrote: I wrote: >>Watching ones own pirouettes in the mirror needs some special >>skills. >>Projecting ones own pirouettes onto someone else is easier but does >>not help much and looks silly from outside. > > >LOL! Agreed! This counts for everyone, I guess. You only guess, and in this case it counted for you. >>So, do you think a door can commit suicide? >What door? I guess you missed the addressee. The addressee of this question by Odysseus was Kip Almazy. Is this not you? And did not you raise the subject of suicide? S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Previous posting, Kip wrote: Estimado Alberto, Odysseus: If this is what you think of me!! I accept those sweet words! Love Odysseus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Nisargadatta , " ilikezen2004 " <ilikezen2004> wrote: > > > Previous posting, > Kip wrote: Estimado Alberto, > > Odysseus: If this is what you think of me!! > > I accept those sweet words! > > Love > Odysseus Yes, you can accept them! Kip Almazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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