headache

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I had a terrible headache. I went to see the doctor.

Unfortunatly he was a weird spiritual master too.

 

Doctor: what is your problem?

 

Me: I have a terrible headache! It hurts so much!

 

Doctor: OOhh I see, don't worry, it is just in your mind!

 

Me: Damn right old fool, I know it is in my mind. I want to cure! Is

there something I can do?

 

Doctor: No! Nothing, You have no soul, so obviously you have no

brain, so obviously no headache! See!

 

I left crying because it hurt too much. He smiled and was happy!

 

The secretary asked the doctor, where is the last patient, Mr. New

Born Pigeon? He just left! replyied the doc. But I forgot to take

his insurance card!!! What said the Doctor, %%$#@# " My " money, this

is " my " money What " I " am going to do without it!!! " I " have so much

things to pay! Where do you think you live in another world miss!!!

Take care next time. Do you job properly!

 

Sec: Which job?

Doc: Your Job!

Sec: Its just in my mind it is not real!

Doc:??? What do you mean?

Sec: I have no soul, so I have no Job. Why do you panic?

Doc: Well... I will fire you!

Sec: No you can't! My husband bought this place.

Doc: Well %$#@@#... I have a terrible headache now!! What should I

do?

 

Sec: Well go for a walk it helps some times.

Doc: I will do that.

 

So Doc gets out and went for a walk. I was there and saw him. He

said to me hey! I have a headache too, and it is because of you!!

 

Me: What do you mean " You " . Do you mean me?

Doc: Yes, You!

Me: You said that I had no soul that all was in my head! No soul no

me! I cannot help you!

Doc: Stop talking none sense %^%$%$#@ you owe me money!!!

Me: The money is in your head. Take it there and pay your " no self " !

 

I left him. My headache was gone! I was soo happy!

 

The moral: After all, Spiritual doctors truly remove headaches!

 

Old frog,