Feeble-minded Freddy

[Guest guest]

There is this guy, Fred, who goes into the forest, day after day

looking for " food " , but in his feeble-minded state, only returns with

" banana peels " , dropped by the more dominant hairy " hominids "

dwelling therein, and so he returns home with his basket full of

peels, to spend the rest of the day sucking what little meat and

juice is left in them, hoping at least to make it to the next day.

 

It is becoming increasingly difficult for old Fred to venture into

the forest anymore, being as weak and feeble as he has become, but he

persists, for what else is he to do. Eventually, probably tomorrow,

or the day after, he'll be left with only his basket of banana peels,

facing the glaring realization that he'll only have yesterday's peels

to eat from this day forward.

 

Ho-hum. Fred is too feeble-minded to realize what's going on anyway,

so don't fret for Fred.