The Monk, the Cook, and the Six Zen Patriach / Lewis

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " Lewis Burgess " <lbb10@c...>

wrote:

>

>>

>

> ..........The head rolled to a stop, blinked a few times and then

its

> brain rumbled and secreted some consciousness between the synapses.

> The consciousness collapsed a quantum wave function, emitted some

> crystals and thoughts that called other thoughts and rose up from

the

> floor and passed through the wall of the office and speedliy headed

> down south along the Atlantic Seaboard floating just above the

waves

> and under radar.

>

> Off the coast of southern Florida, the smiling head encountered

some

> aliens in the ocean that tried to abduct it and put it in their

> ship...................but the illegals from Haiti cried, " Mon

Dieu,

> where eez zee boday, " and jumped ship and swam off.

>

> Across the Gulf of Mexico the head flew steadily, hair blowing in

the

> wind, brain secreting heavily and collapsing wave functions as

> necessary doing as it is. Thoughts called other thoughts that

thought

> of the thought that called thoughts and other thoughts until it

> reached Mexico, where it translocated by mistake into Watts. The

now

> grinning head met up with some boyz from the hood and seeing the

wide

> grinning head, they said,

>

> " Hey, what up wid dat? We don't be feelin' no bodyless peeps here "

and

> tried to send the head to head heaven with a baseball bat, but the

> head was ahead of them, karma working its magic and made it to

Pete's

> place in a flash of siddhi power. It hovered there for a while in

> front of Pete, secreted some more consciousness, had a kensho and

then

> a satori, then an I am moment and said, Hi! Hi! Hi! Dark Vader!

Pete

> looked up calmly, steadied his gaze upon the smiling head and

suddenly

> smelled a skunk scent and thinking it a dream, a bubble he had

> forgotten the moment before, about life after death, and muttered

> under his breath, " You do like the as that you are....

>

> Inspired, the head wanted to quote something from the Upanishads

but

> an image of the tetralemma written on huge bald head appeared and

the

> thought that called thoughts cast it down into the fiery hells

where

> Satan ate it greedily and so no quote was made for it had no hands

nor

> text to read from so it said,

>

> " Hi Hi Hi, you are incorrigible Pete my dear trying to have that

do as

> you arer notice what it did as it was done after doing what it

does as

> it is in all it ways that it is possible do. "

>

> With those words, Pete wrote them down and shared them with

everyone

> he met as he roamed the streets late into the night but nobody read

> them or heeded them because Pete wrote them and because his name

was

> not Michael Jackson or Martha Stewart, someone with a name.

>

> Pete did not mind, for he has none, and so the brain secreted a

> thought that called a thought that said Go figure! and the

appearance

> called Pete said,

>

> Go figure!

>

> :-)

 

 

G: That was funny. You described my head perfectly. I thought I

heard something about this flying head on tonights news. LOL.

I'm sewing it back on as we speak.

~*~ Golden