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Nisargadatta , Lewis Burgess <lbb10@c...> wrote:

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> --- fmraerdy <mybox234@b...> wrote:

> >

> >

> > There is a feeding tube shoved directly into each

> > and every human's

> > head, and that feeding tube is filling the empty

> > cavity - some call

> > it 'the brain', I call it 'the cave' - with thoughts

> > (non-stop,

> > 24-7-365), which are then thunk/processed by the

> > organism, and

> > converted into a kind of useful energy, although the

> > particular " use "

> > is quite unknown by those organisms, though they

> > believe they know

> > it/understand it.

> >

> > However, the BIG difference between an ordinary

> > feeding tube shoved

> > into your stomach (to keep you alive), and the one

> > shoved into your

> > brain/cave (to keep you thinking), is that even

> > ordinary people do

> > NOT (repeat, do NOT) identify themselves with those

> > foodstuffs, but

> > DO (repeat, DO) identify themselves with those

> > thoughts.

> >

> > Go figure, eh?

> >

> > I could go on, but that would be like telling you

> > the punchline to

> > the greatest joke you ever heard, or revealing the

> > shocking ending to

> > the greatest story ever told...

> >

> > (Would you want me to do that?!?)

>

>

> Do it, if you do not mind.

>

> Lewis

 

 

Yeah, go ahead. What the hell?

 

Gary

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>

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Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...>

wrote:

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> Nisargadatta , Lewis Burgess <lbb10@c...>

wrote:

> >

> > --- fmraerdy <mybox234@b...> wrote:

> > >

> > > (Would you want me to do that?!?)

> >

> >

> > Do it, if you do not mind.

> >

> > Lewis

>

>

> Yeah, go ahead. What the hell?

>

> Gary

>

 

What are youse guyse, masochists!?!

 

People " believe " (because they don't KNOW no better (sick)) that

punchlines exist, " moreso " even than the storyline leading up to it.

In fact, in their igorants (sick), the best punchline is and must be

GIVEN AWAY as part of the storyline - concealed, as it were, deftly

though it will necessarily appear to those who " don't get it " (the

first time).

 

That is, there IS NO PUNCHLINE, there is only storylines.

" Waking up " , " enlightenment " , " liberation " and all the

re-translations of those (meaningful only to a few on this planet, in

every generation) terms, is the intentional creation AND NAMING of

the punchline - for oneself alone, for that little - though quite

epiphanic - brain smile which, unseen by everyone else, illuminates

and vivifies the being which can scarcely contain it.

 

To wit (or witlessness - you be the judge and jury):

When you are brain dead, non-ambulatory, and can't pull the feeding

tube yourself, then you are - as they say - in a world of SHIT, and

don't know it from SHINOLA!

 

Thus, you must pull that feeding tube yourself, or else suffer the

constant consequences. Go figure, eh dudes and ganglions?

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Nisargadatta , " fmraerdy " <mybox234@b...> wrote:

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> Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...>

> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , Lewis Burgess <lbb10@c...>

> wrote:

> > >

> > > --- fmraerdy <mybox234@b...> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > (Would you want me to do that?!?)

> > >

> > >

> > > Do it, if you do not mind.

> > >

> > > Lewis

> >

> >

> > Yeah, go ahead. What the hell?

> >

> > Gary

> >

>

> What are youse guyse, masochists!?!

>

> People " believe " (because they don't KNOW no better (sick)) that

> punchlines exist, " moreso " even than the storyline leading up to it.

> In fact, in their igorants (sick), the best punchline is and must be

> GIVEN AWAY as part of the storyline - concealed, as it were, deftly

> though it will necessarily appear to those who " don't get it " (the

> first time).

>

> That is, there IS NO PUNCHLINE, there is only storylines.

> " Waking up " , " enlightenment " , " liberation " and all the

> re-translations of those (meaningful only to a few on this planet,

in

> every generation) terms, is the intentional creation AND NAMING of

> the punchline - for oneself alone, for that little - though quite

> epiphanic - brain smile which, unseen by everyone else, illuminates

> and vivifies the being which can scarcely contain it.

>

> To wit (or witlessness - you be the judge and jury):

> When you are brain dead, non-ambulatory, and can't pull the feeding

> tube yourself, then you are - as they say - in a world of SHIT, and

> don't know it from SHINOLA!

>

> Thus, you must pull that feeding tube yourself, or else suffer the

> constant consequences. Go figure, eh dudes and ganglions?

 

 

Well, Bob, I must say, as a commentator,

that I see you have been tearing it up in

here today.

 

The Cat in the Hat will now pull out

that machine that puts everything back

together all at the same time. IOW, cleans

things up, real quick, so that no one that doesn't

need to know will be any the wiser.

 

~freyja

 

~freyja

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