The Answers To All Questions

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Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote:

> GR-S: ............. But would you become my disciple? (I give

you nice spiritual name, if you do.)

>

>Anna: >

> Dearest G,

> Hmmm

>

> I could say " Hit the road, Jack "

>

> I could say, " that depends, if I like my spiritual name " , but

then I would have to admit I need/want more than " Anna " .

>

> I could say, I'd be your wlling disciple

> if you could answer the question I asked earlier: Where is the

locus of

> I AM?

>

> Actually, I'll make it easy for you....

> answer all three (3) the RIGHT way--(My Way) and you're my man

(as far as guruship goes, wouldn't want your wife to bop you on the

head, ya know,

> might lose some of them memory-cells:))))

>

> Love, and all that happy h.s.

>

> Anna

>

>

Dearest Anna,

 

These old spiritual eyes only see 2 questions, not 3, so I will do my

best to answer those.

 

#1. If you become my disciple, your spiritual name will be " Anna

Anandadanna " and you will known as the Roseanne Roseannadanna of the

Inner Worlds and much spiritual name and fame will accrue at your

jeweled ankles and toes.

 

 

#2. " Where is the locus of IAM? " That one's even easier than the

first. Ans. Nowhere and everywhere.

 

NOW will you become my disciple or will you do one of your very best

Ray Charles impressions.

 

And do not worry about my wife. She thinks the whole thing is a

crock of shit and refuses to recognize my spiritual mastery. (For

some reason, she thinks that I'm just a lazy asshole. " Now what's

all THAT about? " I would ask her, if God had only given me the

nerve.)

 

No, you could be my disciple and as long as we made sure not to

interrupt re-runs of " Lost, " " Queer As Folk " or the " L-Word, " we

could basically carry on our sadhana without the slightest

interruption.

 

Tell you what. If you don't like " Anna Anandadanna " then will give

you the spiritual name, Georgia. " Other (spiritual) arms reach out

for me............... "

 

And speaking of memory cells, forgetaboutit!! I'm just about ready

for my Mahasamadhi. Get on board now, if you can. This train is

about to leave for Jordan!

 

" So people get ready.............there's a train a comin'........

It's pickin up passengers from Coast to Coast.......... "

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garyfalk1943

Nisargadatta

Monday, March 28, 2005 6:15 PM

The Answers To All Questions

 

 

 

Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote:

> GR-S: ............. But would you become my disciple? (I give

you nice spiritual name, if you do.)

>

>Anna: >

> Dearest G,

> Hmmm

>

> I could say " Hit the road, Jack "

>

> I could say, " that depends, if I like my spiritual name " , but

then I would have to admit I need/want more than " Anna " .

>

> I could say, I'd be your wlling disciple

> if you could answer the question I asked earlier: Where is the

locus of

> I AM?

>

> Actually, I'll make it easy for you....

> answer all three (3) the RIGHT way--(My Way) and you're my man

(as far as guruship goes, wouldn't want your wife to bop you on the

head, ya know,

> might lose some of them memory-cells:))))

>

> Love, and all that happy h.s.

>

> Anna

>

>

Dearest Anna,

 

These old spiritual eyes only see 2 questions, not 3, so I will do my

best to answer those.

 

#1. If you become my disciple, your spiritual name will be " Anna

Anandadanna " and you will known as the Roseanne Roseannadanna of the

Inner Worlds and much spiritual name and fame will accrue at your

jeweled ankles and toes.

 

 

#2. " Where is the locus of IAM? " That one's even easier than the

first. Ans. Nowhere and everywhere.

 

NOW will you become my disciple or will you do one of your very best

Ray Charles impressions.

 

And do not worry about my wife. She thinks the whole thing is a

crock of shit and refuses to recognize my spiritual mastery. (For

some reason, she thinks that I'm just a lazy asshole. " Now what's

all THAT about? " I would ask her, if God had only given me the

nerve.)

 

No, you could be my disciple and as long as we made sure not to

interrupt re-runs of " Lost, " " Queer As Folk " or the " L-Word, " we

could basically carry on our sadhana without the slightest

interruption.

 

Tell you what. If you don't like " Anna Anandadanna " then will give

you the spiritual name, Georgia. " Other (spiritual) arms reach out

for me............... "

 

And speaking of memory cells, forgetaboutit!! I'm just about ready

for my Mahasamadhi. Get on board now, if you can. This train is

about to leave for Jordan!

 

" So people get ready.............there's a train a comin'........

It's pickin up passengers from Coast to Coast.......... "

 

 

 

Anna is rollin' on the floor laughin' out

loud, ( as i keep saying--sometimes ya got to spell it out....

 

some pointless points:

 

1. Ray Charles is good, but I was referring to Jack Kerouac in subj.

 

2. That's the thing about husbands, wives and children, parents--we're always

being 'served' on the spiritual-fluff stuff. (God, give Gary the nerve not to

be an asshole anymore, Anna interceding.)

 

3. Anna Anandadanna just doesn't roll of the lips....

 

4. Only after the " Apprentice " and " House " (House really is good, a non-dual

dr. character.)

 

5. I missed the peace/soul train in my last life..., so i'm ready, yes, i'm

ready for .......love

 

It's all about That, anyway.

 

 

Anna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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