Calling Mr. Enlightenment

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Nisargadatta , " Faithe Arden " <faithe@v...>

wrote:

> > > Faithe:

> > >

> Toomy:

>

> Every teaspoon of water that you remove from the river....is

different.

>

>

> Faithe:

>

> Right! And each river is different...

> so according to the word of Toomy,

> each " I am " is different!

>

> Thanks, I feel much better now with

> this insight.

>

> Oh, wait a minute...another question

> popped up...if there are many teaspoons

> in the river and there are many

> rivers...does that mean that some

> share the same " I am " , but

> others share a different " I am " and

> on and on and on and on????

>

> Oh, oh, let's call in the disciple

> troops. Kenji, where are you when

> we need you.

>

> Perhaps this is serious enough to

> get Mr. Enlightenment involved.

>

> What a can of worms you have

> opened, Toomey.

>

>

> Sheesh...thanks for nothin...

>*****

 

Faithe,

 

Just give me a few minutes. I'm slipping into my Mr. Enlightenment

outfit (I hope you like the new baby blue color), and grabbing a cup

of Gevalia coffee.

 

Although you don't really need me. You are handling those two

advaita assholes very well on your own.

 

I was thinking, though, and I'm no longer sure if Toomey is the

Master and Kenji is the disciple. Or if Kenji is the Guru and Toomey

is his little groveling sycophantic disciple.

 

Hey guys, come on now, fess up. Which one of you guys is enjoying

the satchitanandic " pure non-dual awareness " ? You Toomey? Or is it

Kenji?

 

I really can't tell at this point?

 

You're BOTH not mneumonic conceptual constructs, are you?

 

Gee, that would be too bad. Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder what Vernon Howard

would have to say about this? Unfortunately, he's just one of

those " dead Americans, " so there's no point in giving him any

credence anyway.

 

OK, I'm now putting on my " E " cape, and I'll be with you in a minute.

 

That is, of course, if you still believe in Time.

 

Love,

 

Mr. Enlightenment