Who Killed Jesus? The Schneiders, who else?

April 18, 2005

Nisargadatta , " sam_t_7 " <sam_t_7> wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment "

> <misterenlightenment> wrote:

> >

> >The only exception, is Who killed Christ?

>

> Every swinging non-entity knows damn well it was the Jews!

>

> sam: you're sure every non-entity knows it was the Jews?

>

> I just finished reading the books The Hiram Key and it's sequel,

The

> Two Messiaha's by C. Knight & R. Lomas (as advised by a thread

found

> on this very message board) and it appears there are many

historian

> experts and professors who are not quite as sure as your non-entity

is.

>

> The early Roman Church manipulated a great many things, then

covered

> them up and spread new dogma, which is supposedly misinterrpreted

from

> the early church that Jesus and the Essenes represented.

> And there purpose you may ask? To unite politics with religion in

a

> ploy to manipulate the masses using, none other than control

through

> fear.

>

> So, this non-entity also highly suspects it was the Romans that

> decreed the order to do the killing. They were the ones in

charge.>>

According to the best accounts, the way it happened was like this:

Jesus was a major pain in the economic ass of the Jerusalem religious

establishment centered in and around the Temple.

He would tell people things like the fact that they didn't need

intermediaries like High Priests, Popes and Cardinals, nor even Mary

the Mother of God to intercede on their behalf.

They didn't need to schlepp all the way to Jerusalem only to be told

that the pigeons they brought for the purpose of sacrificing at the

Temple during Passover or whatever weren't kosher enough since the

pigeons from the burgs had all these cuts and scratches or other

impurities. Better they should spend their last shekels on the

kosher pigeons being sold by.......you'll never guess.

Anyway, it was decided by the Supreme Court or its Hebraic

equivalent, that the wacko from Galilee had to go.

They had him arrested for walking more than 30 meters on the Sabbath

or somesuch trumped up charge and delivered him to Pontius Pilate in

order to make sure Jesus had a legal crucifixion, and not one of

those sorry-ass vigalante nailings, which might have spelled BACKLASH

for the Jewish religious heirarchy.

Let the Romans do the dirty work and take the heat if there was any

coming from Jesus' rapidly waning horde of followers, who could sorta

see the handwriting on the wall and besides which, all the loaves and

fishes were long gone with no more Free Food in sight.

Pilate had his own problems with the folks back in Rome and did not

want to get involved in what he correctly perceived to be just

another local religious squabble.

The High Priesthood wanted no wobbling from the procurator. " Either

the Nazz goes, or you go. We got connections in the Roman Senate,

etc. etc. "

Pilate tried the Barabas gambit, but to no success. Finally, the

flatulent (yes like Hitler who came later, Pilate was notorious for

cutting the cheese at any given moment)and depressed (he would later

commit suicide) prefect, gave into the Jewish authorities and signed

the crucifixion warrant.

The Roman soldiers may have driven in the nails and rolled bones for

his cloak, but the guys who " killed Jesus " had all been bar-mitzvahed.

In fact, Lenny Bruce admitted to a live audience at Carnegie Hall on

Feb. 4, 1961, that it was Lenny's own family who arranged for Jesus'

torture and crucifixion.

If that ain't enough proof for people, then I don't know what is.

April 18, 2005

LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that?

Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment "

<misterenlightenment> wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " sam_t_7 " <sam_t_7> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment "

> > <misterenlightenment> wrote:

> > >

> > >The only exception, is Who killed Christ?

> >

> > Every swinging non-entity knows damn well it was the Jews!

> >

> > sam: you're sure every non-entity knows it was the Jews?

> >

> > I just finished reading the books The Hiram Key and it's sequel,

> The

> > Two Messiaha's by C. Knight & R. Lomas (as advised by a thread

> found

> > on this very message board) and it appears there are many

> historian

> > experts and professors who are not quite as sure as your non-entity

> is.

> >

> > The early Roman Church manipulated a great many things, then

> covered

> > them up and spread new dogma, which is supposedly misinterrpreted

> from

> > the early church that Jesus and the Essenes represented.

> > And there purpose you may ask? To unite politics with religion in

> a

> > ploy to manipulate the masses using, none other than control

> through

> > fear.

> >

> > So, this non-entity also highly suspects it was the Romans that

> > decreed the order to do the killing. They were the ones in

> charge.>>

>

> According to the best accounts, the way it happened was like this:

>

> Jesus was a major pain in the economic ass of the Jerusalem religious

> establishment centered in and around the Temple.

>

> He would tell people things like the fact that they didn't need

> intermediaries like High Priests, Popes and Cardinals, nor even Mary

> the Mother of God to intercede on their behalf.

>

> They didn't need to schlepp all the way to Jerusalem only to be told

> that the pigeons they brought for the purpose of sacrificing at the

> Temple during Passover or whatever weren't kosher enough since the

> pigeons from the burgs had all these cuts and scratches or other

> impurities. Better they should spend their last shekels on the

> kosher pigeons being sold by.......you'll never guess.

>

> Anyway, it was decided by the Supreme Court or its Hebraic

> equivalent, that the wacko from Galilee had to go.

>

> They had him arrested for walking more than 30 meters on the Sabbath

> or somesuch trumped up charge and delivered him to Pontius Pilate in

> order to make sure Jesus had a legal crucifixion, and not one of

> those sorry-ass vigalante nailings, which might have spelled BACKLASH

> for the Jewish religious heirarchy.

>

> Let the Romans do the dirty work and take the heat if there was any

> coming from Jesus' rapidly waning horde of followers, who could sorta

> see the handwriting on the wall and besides which, all the loaves and

> fishes were long gone with no more Free Food in sight.

>

> Pilate had his own problems with the folks back in Rome and did not

> want to get involved in what he correctly perceived to be just

> another local religious squabble.

>

> The High Priesthood wanted no wobbling from the procurator. " Either

> the Nazz goes, or you go. We got connections in the Roman Senate,

> etc. etc. "

>

> Pilate tried the Barabas gambit, but to no success. Finally, the

> flatulent (yes like Hitler who came later, Pilate was notorious for

> cutting the cheese at any given moment)and depressed (he would later

> commit suicide) prefect, gave into the Jewish authorities and signed

> the crucifixion warrant.

>

> The Roman soldiers may have driven in the nails and rolled bones for

> his cloak, but the guys who " killed Jesus " had all been bar-mitzvahed.

>

> In fact, Lenny Bruce admitted to a live audience at Carnegie Hall on

> Feb. 4, 1961, that it was Lenny's own family who arranged for Jesus'

> torture and crucifixion.

>

> If that ain't enough proof for people, then I don't know what is.

April 19, 2005

Who told you " Jesus " " Was " " Killed " ???

Do u know who is Jesus ???

Find out who is Jesus ???

Then u can investigate about the killer of Jesus ...

You Mortal , how can that which is immortal - be touched/ killed/maimed ??

murali,