Guest guest Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that?>> Let's just say it was written, but there was no writer thereof. Oh bullshit! Yeah, I wrote it. Glad you liked it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 - misterenlightenment Nisargadatta Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:59 PM Re: Who Killed Jesus? The Schneiders, who else? > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that?>> Let's just say it was written, but there was no writer thereof. Oh bullshit! Yeah, I wrote it. Glad you liked it! 'they' say there are only 6 degrees of separation between any 'one' of us. Hmmmm. I am related to Jesus, fuzzy, partial enlightenment-man and the Scneiders and Romans of yore. Seems about right. How so? In this writing....................of my hands............(not upon a wall)...............on a laptop ................going across the universe...................to you..........who reads........such bullshit.........) But hey, what else could/would 'we' Be doing besides all the Ordinary Suspects......)) Love ya'll ** If you do not wish to receive individual emails, to change your subscription, sign in with your ID and go to Edit My Groups: /mygroups?edit=1 Under the Message Delivery option, choose " No Email " for the Nisargadatta group and click on Save Changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that? > > > > P: Let me interject here, that God killed Jesus. And that > the founding fathers of the Church needed drama, > passion, pathos. To say that Jesus died from a > a fallen roof, wouldn't have sold the story. Several > villains were needed to thicken the plot. So, Judas, > Pilate and the pharisees are as essential to the passion as > Jesus. There are no heroes without villains. > If they had not existed, they would have to be invented. > Guys, even Mel Gibson knows that. How do you think a film > called: " The Heart Attack of Jesus. " would have sold? > > Pete > > Mr. E: Pilate tried the Barabas gambit, but to no success. Finally, the flatulent (yes like Hitler who came later, Pilate was notorious for cutting the cheese at any given moment)and depressed (he would later commit suicide) prefect, gave into the Jewish authorities and signed the crucifixion warrant. The Roman soldiers may have driven in the nails and rolled bones for his cloak, but the guys who " killed Jesus " had all been bar- mitzvahed. Sam: I would like to bow to your Catholic parocial (spelling) upbringing, but given the Catholic history for rewriting history as it suits them I'll have to point out that even though the guy whol " killed Jesus " may have been bar-mitzvahed the one who gives the decree, or signs the memo in this case, takes the weight of it since if he, the ruling authotity, didn't sign it they wouldn't have had a big crucifiction would of they? Since the Jews and Romans both did it maybe their accomplises. After having read the book, The Second Messiah, by C. Knight, I'm itching to read the 3rd one they've got out too. Especially in light of all the pope hoopala going on at the moment. The thing I wonder is this: John Paul asked forgiveness for the catholics past historical behavior, but in a hundred years will someone ask forgiveness for his behavior? You know, letting Priests who have been convicted of pedolphilia be transferred and shuffled around from one location to the other so they could continue their noble work without interference even though J.P. knew about it and was asked by Bush in an interview just what he was going to do about it? Oh, this is quite the leela. I'm luvin Pete's explanation now. So true, the Heart Attack of Jesus wouldn't have made it past the 10th decade A.D. The old childhood game of clue comes to mind at this moment. Pilate did it .... in the temple ..... with a pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 - sam_t_7 Nisargadatta Tuesday, April 19, 2005 11:56 PM Re: Who Killed Jesus? The Schneiders, who else? Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that? > > > > P: Let me interject here, that God killed Jesus. And that > the founding fathers of the Church needed drama, > passion, pathos. To say that Jesus died from a > a fallen roof, wouldn't have sold the story. Several > villains were needed to thicken the plot. So, Judas, > Pilate and the pharisees are as essential to the passion as > Jesus. There are no heroes without villains. > If they had not existed, they would have to be invented. > Guys, even Mel Gibson knows that. How do you think a film > called: " The Heart Attack of Jesus. " would have sold? > > Pete > > Mr. E: Pilate tried the Barabas gambit, but to no success. Finally, the flatulent (yes like Hitler who came later, Pilate was notorious for cutting the cheese at any given moment)and depressed (he would later commit suicide) prefect, gave into the Jewish authorities and signed the crucifixion warrant. The Roman soldiers may have driven in the nails and rolled bones for his cloak, but the guys who " killed Jesus " had all been bar- mitzvahed. Sam: I would like to bow to your Catholic parocial (spelling) upbringing, but given the Catholic history for rewriting history as it suits them I'll have to point out that even though the guy whol " killed Jesus " may have been bar-mitzvahed the one who gives the decree, or signs the memo in this case, takes the weight of it since if he, the ruling authotity, didn't sign it they wouldn't have had a big crucifiction would of they? Since the Jews and Romans both did it maybe their accomplises. After having read the book, The Second Messiah, by C. Knight, I'm itching to read the 3rd one they've got out too. Especially in light of all the pope hoopala going on at the moment. The thing I wonder is this: John Paul asked forgiveness for the catholics past historical behavior, but in a hundred years will someone ask forgiveness for his behavior? You know, letting Priests who have been convicted of pedolphilia be transferred and shuffled around from one location to the other so they could continue their noble work without interference even though J.P. knew about it and was asked by Bush in an interview just what he was going to do about it? Oh, this is quite the leela. I'm luvin Pete's explanation now. So true, the Heart Attack of Jesus wouldn't have made it past the 10th decade A.D. The old childhood game of clue comes to mind at this moment. Pilate did it .... in the temple ..... with a pen. ** If you do not wish to receive individual emails, to change your subscription, sign in with your ID and go to Edit My Groups: /mygroups?edit=1 Under the Message Delivery option, choose " No Email " for the Nisargadatta group and click on Save Changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote: > > > > > Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > > > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that? > > > > > > > P: Let me interject here, that God killed Jesus. And that > > the founding fathers of the Church needed drama, > > passion, pathos. To say that Jesus died from a > > a fallen roof, wouldn't have sold the story. Several > > villains were needed to thicken the plot. So, Judas, > > Pilate and the pharisees are as essential to the passion as > > Jesus. There are no heroes without villains. > > If they had not existed, they would have to be invented. > > Guys, even Mel Gibson knows that. How do you think a film > > called: " The Heart Attack of Jesus. " would have sold? > > > > Pete > > > > > > > Mr. E: Pilate tried the Barabas gambit, but to no success. > Finally, the flatulent (yes like Hitler who came later, Pilate was > notorious for cutting the cheese at any given moment)and depressed > (he would later commit suicide) prefect, gave into the Jewish > authorities and signed the crucifixion warrant. > > The Roman soldiers may have driven in the nails and rolled bones for > his cloak, but the guys who " killed Jesus " had all been bar- > mitzvahed. > > > Sam: I would like to bow to your Catholic parocial (spelling) > upbringing, but given the Catholic history for rewriting history as > it suits them I'll have to point out that even though the guy > whol " killed Jesus " may have been bar-mitzvahed the one who gives > the decree, or signs the memo in this case, takes the weight of it > since if he, the ruling authotity, didn't sign it they wouldn't have > had a big crucifiction would of they? Since the Jews and Romans > both did it maybe their accomplises. > > After having read the book, The Second Messiah, by C. Knight, I'm > itching to read the 3rd one they've got out too. Especially in > light of all the pope hoopala going on at the moment. The thing I > wonder is this: John Paul asked forgiveness for the catholics past > historical behavior, but in a hundred years will someone ask > forgiveness for his behavior? You know, letting Priests who have > been convicted of pedolphilia be transferred and shuffled around > from one location to the other so they could continue their noble > work without interference even though J.P. knew about it and was > asked by Bush in an interview just what he was going to do about it? > > Oh, this is quite the leela. > > I'm luvin Pete's explanation now. So true, the Heart Attack of > Jesus wouldn't have made it past the 10th decade A.D. > > The old childhood game of clue comes to mind at this moment. > Pilate did it .... in the temple ..... with a pen. **>> Anna, you were saying.............what? > > If you do not wish to receive individual emails, to change your subscription, sign in with your ID and go to Edit My Groups: > > /mygroups?edit=1 > > Under the Message Delivery option, choose " No Email " for the Nisargadatta group and click on Save Changes. > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - misterenlightenment Nisargadatta Wednesday, April 20, 2005 7:02 AM Re: Who Killed Jesus? The Schneiders, who else? Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote: > > > > > Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > > > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that? > > > > > > > P: Let me interject here, that God killed Jesus. And that > > the founding fathers of the Church needed drama, > > passion, pathos. To say that Jesus died from a > > a fallen roof, wouldn't have sold the story. Several > > villains were needed to thicken the plot. So, Judas, > > Pilate and the pharisees are as essential to the passion as > > Jesus. There are no heroes without villains. > > If they had not existed, they would have to be invented. > > Guys, even Mel Gibson knows that. How do you think a film > > called: " The Heart Attack of Jesus. " would have sold? > > > > Pete > > > > > > > Mr. E: Pilate tried the Barabas gambit, but to no success. > Finally, the flatulent (yes like Hitler who came later, Pilate was > notorious for cutting the cheese at any given moment)and depressed > (he would later commit suicide) prefect, gave into the Jewish > authorities and signed the crucifixion warrant. > > The Roman soldiers may have driven in the nails and rolled bones for > his cloak, but the guys who " killed Jesus " had all been bar- > mitzvahed. > > > Sam: I would like to bow to your Catholic parocial (spelling) > upbringing, but given the Catholic history for rewriting history as > it suits them I'll have to point out that even though the guy > whol " killed Jesus " may have been bar-mitzvahed the one who gives > the decree, or signs the memo in this case, takes the weight of it > since if he, the ruling authotity, didn't sign it they wouldn't have > had a big crucifiction would of they? Since the Jews and Romans > both did it maybe their accomplises. > > After having read the book, The Second Messiah, by C. Knight, I'm > itching to read the 3rd one they've got out too. Especially in > light of all the pope hoopala going on at the moment. The thing I > wonder is this: John Paul asked forgiveness for the catholics past > historical behavior, but in a hundred years will someone ask > forgiveness for his behavior? You know, letting Priests who have > been convicted of pedolphilia be transferred and shuffled around > from one location to the other so they could continue their noble > work without interference even though J.P. knew about it and was > asked by Bush in an interview just what he was going to do about it? > > Oh, this is quite the leela. > > I'm luvin Pete's explanation now. So true, the Heart Attack of > Jesus wouldn't have made it past the 10th decade A.D. > > The old childhood game of clue comes to mind at this moment. > Pilate did it .... in the temple ..... with a pen. > > > > > > > **>> Anna, you were saying.............what? sorry, mr. e, i forgot.... but I do remember Silent Bob on the Tonight show last night (he's the guy who did Dogma--funny stuff). His new movie about Jesus---ninjas drop from who knows where, rapel up the cross, take the nails out and Jesus down, Jesus, says " but I'm supposed to Die " , one of the ninjas answers: " not on my watch " ... Have a great day, blue man. > > If you do not wish to receive individual emails, to change your subscription, sign in with your ID and go to Edit My Groups: > > /mygroups?edit=1 > > Under the Message Delivery option, choose " No Email " for the Nisargadatta group and click on Save Changes. > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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