Killer of Christ Finally Apprehended (Nazareth News-Dispatch)

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Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote:

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> > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz

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> I am related to Jesus, fuzzy, partial enlightenment-man and the

Scneiders and Romans of yore. Seems about right. >>

 

C'mon, Anna, fess up. You killed our Lord, didn't you?

 

At least admit that you were an accomplice. You drove the chariot,

right? You bought the nails from Mt.Horeb Hardware, did't you?

 

We KNOW you were involved. We have you on tape. When did you first

meet Judas Iscariot?

 

We found a lot of Essene literature in your car. Were you planning to

take it across state lines?

 

Who's this Nag Hammadi character penciled in your address book?

 

Was he your contact on the West Bank?

 

You were seen in the vicinity of Calvary the night of the crucifixion.

 

I know, it was hot, so you decided to take a walk..........

 

Anna, you're through in this town. You'll never be invited to

another Satsang again!

 

Read it and weep, baby.

 

Mr. Bad Cop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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misterenlightenment

Nisargadatta

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:14 PM

" Killer of Christ Finally Apprehended " (Nazareth

News-Dispatch)

 

 

 

Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote:

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> Re: Who Killed Jesus? >

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> > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz

writes:

> >

<<snip>>

> <<>

> I am related to Jesus, fuzzy, partial enlightenment-man and the

Scneiders and Romans of yore. Seems about right. >>

 

C'mon, Anna, fess up. You killed our Lord, didn't you?

 

At least admit that you were an accomplice. You drove the chariot,

right? You bought the nails from Mt.Horeb Hardware, did't you?

 

We KNOW you were involved. We have you on tape. When did you first

meet Judas Iscariot?

 

We found a lot of Essene literature in your car. Were you planning to

take it across state lines?

 

Who's this Nag Hammadi character penciled in your address book?

 

Was he your contact on the West Bank?

 

You were seen in the vicinity of Calvary the night of the crucifixion.

 

I know, it was hot, so you decided to take a walk..........

 

Anna, you're through in this town. You'll never be invited to

another Satsang again!

 

Read it and weep, baby.

 

Mr. Bad Cop

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know the saying: any satsang that would have me as a ...........

 

(Thank you Henny Youngman, W.C.Fields (?)

 

and as for you,

 

Mr. Bad Cop, come over to the This Side.

 

(thank you Luke Skywalker from original Star Wars)

 

 

 

 

 

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