Guest guest Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Nisargadatta , " anders_lindman " <anders_lindman> wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment " > <misterenlightenment> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " anders_lindman " > > <anders_lindman> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > > > > > > > > > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz writes: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P: Let me interject here, that God killed Jesus. And that > > > > > the founding fathers of the Church needed drama, > > > > > passion, pathos. To say that Jesus died from a > > > > > a fallen roof, wouldn't have sold the story. Several > > > > > villains were needed to thicken the plot. So, Judas, > > > > > Pilate and the pharisees are as essential to the passion as > > > > > Jesus. There are no heroes without villains. > > > > > If they had not existed, they would have to be invented. > > > > > Guys, even Mel Gibson knows that. How do you think a film > > > > > called: " The Heart Attack of Jesus. " would have sold? > > > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! > > > > > > > > Right. It's like what Bruce said: If Jesus had been executed in > > the > > > > electric chair, Christians would be walking around with little > > > > electric chairs around their necks, instead of crosses. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fuzzie > > > > > > > > > That's so unaesthetic! An electric chair is so horribly ugly in > > every > > > sense of the word. Crucifiction is a more horrible means of killing > > a > > > person than using an electric chair, _yet_ the cross has some deeper > > > symbolism in it, and that makes the cross more esthetic. > > > > > > al.>> > > > > The cross has a lot of nice symbolism attached to it, very true. > > The horizontal line, the vertical line, yes, there is a lot of good > > shit there to contemplate but the CHAIR, al! > > > > The Chair has it all! > > > > The Throne of God. What better symbol could one have of Ultimate > > Authority? > > But look at it! It's not pretty! > > > > > Cause when you're in the CHAIR, man, then EVERYBODY can be seen as > > seated at your right hand. > > > > It's like the Zen Buddhist parable of the hip American " Beat Zen " guy > > and the " Square Zen " (thank you, Alan Watts) Japanese monk who, when > > coming upon a little stupa have this exchange " > > > > The Square Zenguy bows. > > > > The Beat Zenguy says, " Why I'm such a hip zenster, that when I see > > one of those stupid stupas, I just feel like spitting on it. > > > > Square Zen Traditional guy: " No problem. You spit, I bow. " > > > > I forget the actual punch-line, but you get the idea. > > > > So al, no problem: You take the cross, and I'll take the chair. > > > > Mr. E(lectric) > > > No Mr. Electric. You will not take the chair and you know why. You > will not go around with an electric chair around your neck. > > al.>> You're wrong, al. Eventhough Bob Dylan took it on the chin in some folkie quarters when HE went electric, I will have an electric chair hanging around my neck, symbolizing the Power that's inherent in the Throne (of God) by this time next week. If I can't buy one off the racks, as they say in the schmata biz, then I know someone who can custom make me one in 24 carat gold. Praise the Lord and throw the switch! Glory to God! Hosanna, hosanna. Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord. Mr. E(lectric) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment " <misterenlightenment> wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " anders_lindman " > <anders_lindman> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment " > > <misterenlightenment> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " anders_lindman " > > > <anders_lindman> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " > <fuzzie_wuz> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > In a message dated 4/18/05 7:43:14 PM, fuzzie_wuz > writes: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! That is hilarious. Excellent! Did you write that? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P: Let me interject here, that God killed Jesus. And that > > > > > > the founding fathers of the Church needed drama, > > > > > > passion, pathos. To say that Jesus died from a > > > > > > a fallen roof, wouldn't have sold the story. Several > > > > > > villains were needed to thicken the plot. So, Judas, > > > > > > Pilate and the pharisees are as essential to the passion > as > > > > > > Jesus. There are no heroes without villains. > > > > > > If they had not existed, they would have to be invented. > > > > > > Guys, even Mel Gibson knows that. How do you think a film > > > > > > called: " The Heart Attack of Jesus. " would have sold? > > > > > > > > > > > > Pete > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! > > > > > > > > > > Right. It's like what Bruce said: If Jesus had been executed > in > > > the > > > > > electric chair, Christians would be walking around with little > > > > > electric chairs around their necks, instead of crosses. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fuzzie > > > > > > > > > > > > That's so unaesthetic! An electric chair is so horribly ugly in > > > every > > > > sense of the word. Crucifiction is a more horrible means of > killing > > > a > > > > person than using an electric chair, _yet_ the cross has some > deeper > > > > symbolism in it, and that makes the cross more esthetic. > > > > > > > > al.>> > > > > > > The cross has a lot of nice symbolism attached to it, very true. > > > The horizontal line, the vertical line, yes, there is a lot of > good > > > shit there to contemplate but the CHAIR, al! > > > > > > The Chair has it all! > > > > > > The Throne of God. What better symbol could one have of Ultimate > > > Authority? > > > > But look at it! It's not pretty! > > > > > > > > Cause when you're in the CHAIR, man, then EVERYBODY can be seen > as > > > seated at your right hand. > > > > > > It's like the Zen Buddhist parable of the hip American " Beat Zen " > guy > > > and the " Square Zen " (thank you, Alan Watts) Japanese monk who, > when > > > coming upon a little stupa have this exchange " > > > > > > The Square Zenguy bows. > > > > > > The Beat Zenguy says, " Why I'm such a hip zenster, that when I > see > > > one of those stupid stupas, I just feel like spitting on it. > > > > > > Square Zen Traditional guy: " No problem. You spit, I bow. " > > > > > > I forget the actual punch-line, but you get the idea. > > > > > > So al, no problem: You take the cross, and I'll take the chair. > > > > > > Mr. E(lectric) > > > > > > No Mr. Electric. You will not take the chair and you know why. You > > will not go around with an electric chair around your neck. > > > > al.>> > > You're wrong, al. Eventhough Bob Dylan took it on the chin in some > folkie quarters when HE went electric, I will have an electric chair > hanging around my neck, symbolizing the Power that's inherent in the > Throne (of God) by this time next week. > > If I can't buy one off the racks, as they say in the schmata biz, > then I know someone who can custom make me one in 24 carat gold. > > Praise the Lord and throw the switch! > > Glory to God! Hosanna, hosanna. > > Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord. > > Mr. E(lectric) LOL. You can of course have one of those ghostly things around your neck. That's your prerogative. I am always for the free will of the people. And frankly, I would find it interesting to see such chair hanging around somebody's neck. What the heck is she or he thinking! An electric chair around the neck? But if I began to see such chair around almost every person I meet, I would get the idea that someone had managed to push this item out in the open market as some new fashion gimmick. We have to understand that most people actually do want others to tell them what to do! al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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