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Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

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> When I married that girl, I didn't even know what a Roman Catholic

> was. But, she was so cute, in her granny dress and love beads (it was

> a long time ago, Mr. E.). And, I was so young, dumb and full of

cum...

> what can I say? There, but for the grace of God, go I...>>

 

Wait! You're saved. Cute girl. Granny dress and love beads. Let's

face it fuzz,what choice did you have? Cute girl in her granny dress

and love beads. My cup runneth over! I know just the long time ago it

was.

 

Complete absolution for you, fuzzmeister. You don't even have to say

an Act of Contrition or an Apostles' Creed. No Hail Marys. No Our

Fathers. No Serenity Prayers. No giving alms to the poor. No

kissing the Bishop's ring. No genuflexions.

 

You're cleansed in the Blood of the Lamb.

 

Go and sin no mo'.

 

Dominus Domini.

 

Veni Vedi Vici.

 

Father E.

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Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...> wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

> wrote:

> ><<snip>>

>

> > When I married that girl, I didn't even know what a Roman Catholic

> > was. But, she was so cute, in her granny dress and love beads (it was

> > a long time ago, Mr. E.). And, I was so young, dumb and full of

> cum...

> > what can I say? There, but for the grace of God, go I...>>

>

> Wait! You're saved. Cute girl. Granny dress and love beads. Let's

> face it fuzz,what choice did you have? Cute girl in her granny dress

> and love beads. My cup runneth over! I know just the long time ago it

> was.

>

> Complete absolution for you, fuzzmeister. You don't even have to say

> an Act of Contrition or an Apostles' Creed. No Hail Marys. No Our

> Fathers. No Serenity Prayers. No giving alms to the poor. No

> kissing the Bishop's ring. No genuflexions.

>

> You're cleansed in the Blood of the Lamb.

>

> Go and sin no mo'.

>

> Dominus Domini.

>

> Veni Vedi Vici.

>

> Father E.

 

Dear Father Guido Sarduch E.:

 

She taught me how to say the Hail Mary once. I still remember it. But,

I never went to church, Catholic or Protestant. I wasn't raised up to

go to church. My father was considered a " heathen " by his family. And,

I have always been proud to carry on my father's fine, heathen

tradition. Wouldn't you?

 

:)

 

Yours,

 

fuzzie

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