Guest guest Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 This guy is driving by some luxury country states when he sees this sign at a gate: " TALKING HORSE FOR SALE " He drives in, and finds the owner, who informs him, he indeed has a talking horse for sale. " Could I talk to the horse? " " Sure, let's go back to the stable. " " On the last stall he finds a fat horse who promptly asked him, " Where is the Apple? " I brought none, sorry, " says the man startled. " it's customary to bring fruit as prasat to a guru. " " You not only talk, but you are a guru, as well? Asked the man in amazement. " I'm Brahma, pure Awareness, the Highest, the Supremely enlightened. " " How much are you asking for this horse? Asked the man turning to the owner. " $100. " " What! " " OK, $95 for you. " " No, No. You don't understand this is a miracle. How could you sell it so cheap? " " Oh, Come! Don't let my horse take you in. He's not enlightened, he is a fake. See that computer at the back of the stall? He reads all that stuff at . " Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Yes, it is hard to come up each in every day with something new. So then, a little auntiness, from time to time, interjected in minor inspirational phases, helps to bridgeover the dry spell. Nisargadatta , Pedsie2@a... wrote: > This guy is driving by some luxury country > states when he sees this sign at a gate: > " TALKING HORSE FOR SALE " He drives in, > and finds the owner, who informs him, he > indeed has a talking horse for sale. > " Could I talk to the horse? " > " Sure, let's go back to the stable. " > " On the last stall he finds a fat horse who promptly asked him, > " Where is the Apple? > " I brought none, sorry, " says the man startled. > " it's customary to bring fruit as prasat to a guru. " > " You not only talk, but you are a guru, as well? Asked the man in > amazement. > " I'm Brahma, pure Awareness, the Highest, the Supremely > enlightened. " > " How much are you asking for this horse? Asked the man turning to the > owner. > " $100. " > " What! " > " OK, $95 for you. " > " No, No. You don't understand this is a miracle. How could you sell it so > cheap? " > " Oh, Come! Don't let my horse take you in. He's not enlightened, he is a > fake. > See that computer at the back of the stall? He reads all that stuff at > . " > > Pete > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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