Guest guest Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Nisargadatta , " Lewis Burgess " <lbb10@c...> wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment " > <misterenlightenment> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " Lewis Burgess " <lbb10@c...> > > wrote: > > ><<snip>>> > > > > > > > > > E-man > > > > > > > > > > Hi E-man, > > > > > > > > > > Want to have some fun talking about illusions? > > > > > > > > > > Lewis>> > > > > > > > > Who's asking the question, Lewis? > > > > > > > > nonE-man > > > > > > Me.>> > > > > Wrong!!!!! Just as I thought " Lewis " . You reacted in a completely > > mneumonic, kitchen appliance, end of the chain of inevitable > > causation, way. > > > > " You " in your delusional dualistic madness have assumed autonomy for > > the pseudo-entity you take to be your " self " . > > > > " Lewis " just face the sad, yet inevitable fact, that you do not exist > > now, have not existed in the past, and will never exist in any > > imagined future. > > > > You may think you " are " , but you ain't. > > > > So get over it, already. > > > > Just practice the Death Meditation and leave us alone. > > > > Mr. E > > I Am, but you're NOT!! > > > Hahahahahaha! Muuuhaahahahaha! > > Yes, I am an illusion that has no past, present or future. I do not > exist and never exist will not exist. So how do I write this message? > Well it is not being written, this too is an illusion, a delusion, > that you are part of for you see you do not exist except in my dream > and I know that clearly and as I type on a dream computer with dream > fingers in my dream you appear there and I speak to you my dream > friend through the dream internet and you speak to me in some magical > dream way through words on dream screen and I know you do not exist > but I cannot stop from responding to the illusion of you because you > are so dreamy and so I continue in the dream and you miraculously > continue to respond in my dream and this is so funny that my dream is > so vivid and never ending and when you say you are and I am not I feel > like waking up but I can't seem to wake up and I wonder if it is a > dream and it is and I wake up but then I am still dreaming in infinite > regress and then it is time to go to work but I know that that is an > illusion, a part of my dream, but I cannot resist my delusion it feels > so real and so I go to go on dreaming..... > > I can't seem to get over it. What was I suppose to get over? > > Dreamin' on mechanically like an appliance does in the dream world > (secret: appliances talk to me too) > > Mr. Dream>> Well Mr. Dreamer, I've taken all the dream-like metaphysical musings I can take for one incarnation. You still insist that you are doing something, albeit in a non- dualistic phantasmagorical way. If you insist on keeping up this completely unreal dialogue with your " better half " (indeed, your very own Higher Self, manifesting ItSelf as Mr. Enlightenment) then I will have to sic Judi on you!! This is not an idle promise! If you think she summarily kicked Annadanna off the ranch for no apparent good reason, wait til she gets done with the likes of " you. " It's real simple, " Lewis " the dreamer, postings get posted but there is NO poster, per se. It is ALL happening spontaneously and for no apparent " reason " , indeed, if there be such a thing. Get a life, man. I've got things to do. I have vowed to save all sentient beings before I leave the Earth plane via my soon to be televised Mahasamadhi. The problem I have found in saving all these alleged sentient beings is that I am unable to locate even one of them!!!! I know for sure that you're not sentient so I won't even TRY to save you. In your case, at least, " Lewis " , all is certainly lost. Next time tell it to your refrigerator-freezer. Maybe SHE will listen. As for me and my family, we're tuning " you " out!! Judi, give the alleged dreamer named " Lewis " the what for, willya? Love, Mr. E " Ain't nothing like the REAL thing, baby. Ain't nothing like the REAL thing. " (Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment " <misterenlightenment> wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " Lewis Burgess " <lbb10@c...> > wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment " > > <misterenlightenment> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Lewis Burgess " <lbb10@c...> > > > wrote: > > > ><<snip>>> > > > > > > > > > > E-man > > > > > > > > > > > > Hi E-man, > > > > > > > > > > > > Want to have some fun talking about illusions? > > > > > > > > > > > > Lewis>> > > > > > > > > > > Who's asking the question, Lewis? > > > > > > > > > > nonE-man > > > > > > > > Me.>> > > > > > > Wrong!!!!! Just as I thought " Lewis " . You reacted in a > completely > > > mneumonic, kitchen appliance, end of the chain of inevitable > > > causation, way. > > > > > > " You " in your delusional dualistic madness have assumed autonomy > for > > > the pseudo-entity you take to be your " self " . > > > > > > " Lewis " just face the sad, yet inevitable fact, that you do not > exist > > > now, have not existed in the past, and will never exist in any > > > imagined future. > > > > > > You may think you " are " , but you ain't. > > > > > > So get over it, already. > > > > > > Just practice the Death Meditation and leave us alone. > > > > > > Mr. E > > > I Am, but you're NOT!! > > > > > > Hahahahahaha! Muuuhaahahahaha! > > > > Yes, I am an illusion that has no past, present or future. I do not > > exist and never exist will not exist. So how do I write this > message? > > Well it is not being written, this too is an illusion, a delusion, > > that you are part of for you see you do not exist except in my dream > > and I know that clearly and as I type on a dream computer with dream > > fingers in my dream you appear there and I speak to you my dream > > friend through the dream internet and you speak to me in some > magical > > dream way through words on dream screen and I know you do not exist > > but I cannot stop from responding to the illusion of you because you > > are so dreamy and so I continue in the dream and you miraculously > > continue to respond in my dream and this is so funny that my dream > is > > so vivid and never ending and when you say you are and I am not I > feel > > like waking up but I can't seem to wake up and I wonder if it is a > > dream and it is and I wake up but then I am still dreaming in > infinite > > regress and then it is time to go to work but I know that that is an > > illusion, a part of my dream, but I cannot resist my delusion it > feels > > so real and so I go to go on dreaming..... > > > > I can't seem to get over it. What was I suppose to get over? > > > > Dreamin' on mechanically like an appliance does in the dream world > > (secret: appliances talk to me too) > > > > Mr. Dream>> > Well Mr. Dreamer, > > I've taken all the dream-like metaphysical musings I can take for one > incarnation. It was a joke. You took it seriously. You are, so you can take. You say I am not so I did not and cannot. Try you are not and there will be nothing that has to be taken. > > You still insist that you are doing something, albeit in a non- > dualistic phantasmagorical way. What? Are you being serious in an offhand way here? Since " I " am not, as you said, and which is the case, there can be no insistence, only the illusion of it. Are you deluded by your own illusions of " Lewis. " Wake up man. > > If you insist on keeping up this completely unreal dialogue with > your " better half " (indeed, your very own Higher Self, manifesting > ItSelf as Mr. Enlightenment) then I will have to sic Judi on you!! Is she a female dog that responds to " sic him, girl? " Are you saying she is a bitch? That is not nice. Naughty boy. Hope she doesn't turn on you. > > This is not an idle promise! If you think she summarily kicked > Annadanna off the ranch for no apparent good reason, wait til she > gets done with the likes of " you. " She kicked " Lewis " off her ranch. And how is she going to do something to no one? Is she better at what you think you are doing? > > It's real simple, " Lewis " the dreamer, postings get posted but there > is NO poster, per se. Miracles of miracles! Shades of Advaita Vedanta and the no-self doctrine! That is a no brainer. Why speak of it? Giving lessons? > > It is ALL happening spontaneously and for no apparent " reason " , > indeed, if there be such a thing. That sounds like a good reason for explaining posting without posters: " It is ALL happening spontaneously. " Is that the best you can do? There is no need to explain it. It goes without saying. Why explain? Pontifications, perhaps? Delusions of having no delusions? > > Get a life, man. No one can get a life. " It is ALL happening spontaneously. " > > I've got things to do. Yes, if you are, you have to do. Drink all your medicine, it will make you disappear with all that comes with it. > > I have vowed to save all sentient beings before I leave the Earth > plane via my soon to be televised Mahasamadhi. > > The problem I have found in saving all these alleged sentient beings > is that I am unable to locate even one of them!!!! Then why waste time mulling about it, talking to your self? Move forward, be courageous and bold. > > I know for sure that you're not sentient so I won't even TRY to save > you. No one to save. You know there are harmless herbs that are work for memory problems. You seem to forget what you profess. > > In your case, at least, " Lewis " , all is certainly lost. What does not exist cannot be lost. Better detective works needs to be done. Holding hidden assumptions allows blindness and stupidity to appear. > > Next time tell it to your refrigerator-freezer. Maybe SHE will > listen. Refrigerator-freezers are realized. They are what they are. Don't you know that? We do share. The milk is put in and it is kept cold. Handy. > > As for me and my family, we're tuning " you " out!! Goodbye, and keep your word. > > Judi, give the alleged dreamer named " Lewis " the what for, willya? > > Love, > > Mr. E > > " Ain't nothing like the REAL thing, baby. Ain't nothing like the > REAL thing. " (Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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