Thus Sayeth The Lord....The Lord of Hosts...........

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

wrote:

> --- E-man wrote:> >

> > Speaking of meeting in the middle, seriously, let's make it a

> > threesome.

> >

> > I can drive up from NC and hook up with you guys in Ohio. We can

> > have a satsang and invite all the locals.

> >

> > What a hoot! Fuzzie, Annadanna and the E-man guiding sincere

seekers

> > back to the place they never left!

> >

> > I don't do hugs, though. Anna, that'll be your role. Fuzzie can

do

> > the laying on of hands. I'll pass the " suggested donation "

basket,

> > and with the money we collect we can go out after and have

Chinese or

> > Indian food!

> >

> > I am joking NOT!!!

> >

> > What sayest thous?

> >

> > Mr. comEuntomE

>

>

> Mr. E.:

>

> Where do you live in North Carolina? Are you up in the Blue Ridge

> Mountains? That'd be the place to satsang, no?

>

> Your vision of satsang, Mr. E., sounds more like a Pentecostal

Revival

> Meetin'. Next, you'll be wanting to do some snake handling and all

> that. No copperheads and rattlesnakes for me, please. I aint got no

> faith.

>

> Faithlessly yours,

>

> fuzzie heathen>>

 

fuzzie the gentile,

 

I live in Durham, NC. The BR mountains are about 3 1/2 hrs. away and

we always go there to camp, hang out and do " sadhana " , if you know

what I mean.

 

Asheville, NC is the PERFECT place to hold satsangs. There is some

kind of Harmonic Convergence or Cosmic Vortex thing going on there

almost always. A lot of Rainbow Tribers, apparently, have re-located

there: good bookstores, non-dual coffee shops, head gear, etc. all

abound!

 

There are indeed, some snake-handlers in the area, but not to worry.

There are at least two scriptures (I foget which ones) that guarantee

that no " weapons formed against you can prosper " or something like

that so you'll be completely safe if anyone shows up with a snake

they'd like you to place around your neck like a scarf.

 

Remember one of the ZPs (zen patriarchs) admonitions not " to pick and

choose. "

 

You have to play to the audience that shows up. If they want

revival, we'll give em revival and wash them all in the Blood of the

Lamb.

 

If they want Amma-like hugs, then Annadanna will provide those.

 

As for me, I'm most interested in making sure we split the " suggested

donations " fairly and squarely.

 

Since Annadanna will probably be doing all the dirty work (physical

touching, except in certain situations, is definitely not my cuppa

tea) I think she should get 50% of the take.

 

I want you to entertain the hillbillies that show up with tales of

bluegrass and Bill Monroe. If you have to touch a snake or two, just

hold your breath, repeat " O Lord, I am not worthy " 5 times sotto voce

and you'll be cool.

 

You get 30%.

 

I'll preach the Dharma a little bit and sell a few bottles of " Dr.

Good " , and for that I'll take 20%.

 

Don't worry about your lack of faith.

 

I got ya covered, Brother! I got faith coming out of my ass!

 

I've got more than enough to go around, Glory to God!!!

 

Oh Halleluia, the very thought of the holy 3 of us bringing souls to

the Non-Dual Lord is getting me all excited.

 

Hosanna! Hosanna! (excuse me while I slay myself in the Spirit)

 

Gotta go. I'm about to start speaking in tongues, Praise the Lord!

 

La bashanda ma so va ra da sa baba da ma sada!!

 

O Glory to God. The Lord just said He thinks that I should get the

30% and you should get 20%.

 

Praise His Holy Name!

 

Mr. ihearyajEsusyesloudandclearLordohohfuhgedaboutit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

--- garyfalk1943 <falkgw wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz "

> <fuzzie_wuz>

> wrote:

> > --- E-man wrote:> >

> > > Speaking of meeting in the middle, seriously,

> let's make it a

> > > threesome.

> > >

> > > I can drive up from NC and hook up with you guys

> in Ohio. We can

> > > have a satsang and invite all the locals.

> > >

> > > What a hoot! Fuzzie, Annadanna and the E-man

> guiding sincere

> seekers

> > > back to the place they never left!

> > >

> > > I don't do hugs, though. Anna, that'll be your

> role. Fuzzie can

> do

> > > the laying on of hands. I'll pass the

> " suggested donation "

> basket,

> > > and with the money we collect we can go out

> after and have

> Chinese or

> > > Indian food!

> > >

> > > I am joking NOT!!!

> > >

> > > What sayest thous?

> > >

> > > Mr. comEuntomE

> >

> >

> > Mr. E.:

> >

> > Where do you live in North Carolina? Are you up in

> the Blue Ridge

> > Mountains? That'd be the place to satsang, no?

> >

> > Your vision of satsang, Mr. E., sounds more like a

> Pentecostal

> Revival

> > Meetin'. Next, you'll be wanting to do some snake

> handling and all

> > that. No copperheads and rattlesnakes for me,

> please. I aint got no

> > faith.

> >

> > Faithlessly yours,

> >

> > fuzzie heathen>>

>

> fuzzie the gentile,

>

> I live in Durham, NC. The BR mountains are about 3

> 1/2 hrs. away and

> we always go there to camp, hang out and do

> " sadhana " , if you know

> what I mean.

>

> Asheville, NC is the PERFECT place to hold satsangs.

> There is some

> kind of Harmonic Convergence or Cosmic Vortex thing

> going on there

> almost always. A lot of Rainbow Tribers,

> apparently, have re-located

> there: good bookstores, non-dual coffee shops, head

> gear, etc. all

> abound!

>

> There are indeed, some snake-handlers in the area,

> but not to worry.

> There are at least two scriptures (I foget which

> ones) that guarantee

> that no " weapons formed against you can prosper " or

> something like

> that so you'll be completely safe if anyone shows up

> with a snake

> they'd like you to place around your neck like a

> scarf.

>

> Remember one of the ZPs (zen patriarchs) admonitions

> not " to pick and

> choose. "

>

> You have to play to the audience that shows up. If

> they want

> revival, we'll give em revival and wash them all in

> the Blood of the

> Lamb.

>

> If they want Amma-like hugs, then Annadanna will

> provide those.

>

> As for me, I'm most interested in making sure we

> split the " suggested

> donations " fairly and squarely.

>

> Since Annadanna will probably be doing all the dirty

> work (physical

> touching, except in certain situations, is

> definitely not my cuppa

> tea) I think she should get 50% of the take.

>

> I want you to entertain the hillbillies that show up

> with tales of

> bluegrass and Bill Monroe. If you have to touch a

> snake or two, just

> hold your breath, repeat " O Lord, I am not worthy " 5

> times sotto voce

> and you'll be cool.

>

> You get 30%.

>

> I'll preach the Dharma a little bit and sell a few

> bottles of " Dr.

> Good " , and for that I'll take 20%.

>

> Don't worry about your lack of faith.

>

> I got ya covered, Brother! I got faith coming out

> of my ass!

>

> I've got more than enough to go around, Glory to

> God!!!

>

> Oh Halleluia, the very thought of the holy 3 of us

> bringing souls to

> the Non-Dual Lord is getting me all excited.

>

> Hosanna! Hosanna! (excuse me while I slay myself

> in the Spirit)

>

> Gotta go. I'm about to start speaking in tongues,

> Praise the Lord!

>

> La bashanda ma so va ra da sa baba da ma sada!!

>

> O Glory to God. The Lord just said He thinks that I

> should get the

> 30% and you should get 20%.

>

> Praise His Holy Name!

>

> Mr.

>

ihearyajEsusyesloudandclearLordohohfuhgedaboutit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

>Maybe you should call the meeting " a Satsang with the

Trinity " .And 3 for the suggested donation of one.

But just who is going to play the respective parts.

Like whos your daddy,whos your son and whos gonna be

the holy spook? Hmmm.....Descisions , descisions.

Perhaps a business plan & manager (oops thats another

cut of the pie) is in order??????????? Think , this

could go big time.Envisioning millions,Douglas.......

 

 

>

>

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

> wrote:

> > --- E-man wrote:> >

> > > Speaking of meeting in the middle, seriously, let's make it a

> > > threesome.

> > >

> > > I can drive up from NC and hook up with you guys in Ohio. We can

> > > have a satsang and invite all the locals.

> > >

> > > What a hoot! Fuzzie, Annadanna and the E-man guiding sincere

> seekers

> > > back to the place they never left!

> > >

> > > I don't do hugs, though. Anna, that'll be your role. Fuzzie can

> do

> > > the laying on of hands. I'll pass the " suggested donation "

> basket,

> > > and with the money we collect we can go out after and have

> Chinese or

> > > Indian food!

> > >

> > > I am joking NOT!!!

> > >

> > > What sayest thous?

> > >

> > > Mr. comEuntomE

> >

> >

> > Mr. E.:

> >

> > Where do you live in North Carolina? Are you up in the Blue Ridge

> > Mountains? That'd be the place to satsang, no?

> >

> > Your vision of satsang, Mr. E., sounds more like a Pentecostal

> Revival

> > Meetin'. Next, you'll be wanting to do some snake handling and all

> > that. No copperheads and rattlesnakes for me, please. I aint got no

> > faith.

> >

> > Faithlessly yours,

> >

> > fuzzie heathen>>

>

> fuzzie the gentile,

>

> I live in Durham, NC. The BR mountains are about 3 1/2 hrs. away and

> we always go there to camp, hang out and do " sadhana " , if you know

> what I mean.

>

> Asheville, NC is the PERFECT place to hold satsangs. There is some

> kind of Harmonic Convergence or Cosmic Vortex thing going on there

> almost always. A lot of Rainbow Tribers, apparently, have re-located

> there: good bookstores, non-dual coffee shops, head gear, etc. all

> abound!

>

> There are indeed, some snake-handlers in the area, but not to worry.

> There are at least two scriptures (I foget which ones) that guarantee

> that no " weapons formed against you can prosper " or something like

> that so you'll be completely safe if anyone shows up with a snake

> they'd like you to place around your neck like a scarf.

>

> Remember one of the ZPs (zen patriarchs) admonitions not " to pick and

> choose. "

>

> You have to play to the audience that shows up. If they want

> revival, we'll give em revival and wash them all in the Blood of the

> Lamb.

>

> If they want Amma-like hugs, then Annadanna will provide those.

>

> As for me, I'm most interested in making sure we split the " suggested

> donations " fairly and squarely.

>

> Since Annadanna will probably be doing all the dirty work (physical

> touching, except in certain situations, is definitely not my cuppa

> tea) I think she should get 50% of the take.

>

> I want you to entertain the hillbillies that show up with tales of

> bluegrass and Bill Monroe. If you have to touch a snake or two, just

> hold your breath, repeat " O Lord, I am not worthy " 5 times sotto voce

> and you'll be cool.

>

> You get 30%.

>

> I'll preach the Dharma a little bit and sell a few bottles of " Dr.

> Good " , and for that I'll take 20%.

>

> Don't worry about your lack of faith.

>

> I got ya covered, Brother! I got faith coming out of my ass!

>

> I've got more than enough to go around, Glory to God!!!

>

> Oh Halleluia, the very thought of the holy 3 of us bringing souls to

> the Non-Dual Lord is getting me all excited.

>

> Hosanna! Hosanna! (excuse me while I slay myself in the Spirit)

>

> Gotta go. I'm about to start speaking in tongues, Praise the Lord!

>

> La bashanda ma so va ra da sa baba da ma sada!!

>

> O Glory to God. The Lord just said He thinks that I should get the

> 30% and you should get 20%.

>

> Praise His Holy Name!

>

> Mr. ihearyajEsusyesloudandclearLordohohfuhgedaboutit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Yes, Mr. E.:

 

Asheville sounds like a happening town. I love the Blue Ridge

Mountains. They're beautiful.

 

Regarding all this religious stuff: It looks to me like too much

pressure. See, I've been doing this self-enquiry thing real hard for a

couple of years and I don't do much of nothing no more. And, that's

the way I like it. Low stress, ya dig? And, now that I'm realized, I

realize this is cool. And, even if it doesn't exist, like Toombaru and

Pete and Werner and all them neo-Advaitin guys say, it's still cool.

So, what the hey? D'you know whatta mean?

 

I told Cobb just the other day I thought Ramana was a good role model.

When Ramana got realized, he went up on the mountain and stayed up

there totally naked and didn't talk to nobody for years. There's a

lesson in that. He was a wise man.

 

Yours really,

 

fuzzie

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , douglas cobb <chefboy2160>

wrote:

>

> --- garyfalk1943 <falkgw@h...> wrote:

> > Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz "

> > <fuzzie_wuz>

> > wrote:

> > > --- E-man wrote:> >

> > > > Speaking of meeting in the middle, seriously,

> > let's make it a

> > > > threesome.

> > > >

> > > > I can drive up from NC and hook up with you guys

> > in Ohio. We can

> > > > have a satsang and invite all the locals.

> > > >

> > > > What a hoot! Fuzzie, Annadanna and the E-man

> > guiding sincere

> > seekers

> > > > back to the place they never left!

> > > >

> > > > I don't do hugs, though. Anna, that'll be your

> > role. Fuzzie can

> > do

> > > > the laying on of hands. I'll pass the

> > " suggested donation "

> > basket,

> > > > and with the money we collect we can go out

> > after and have

> > Chinese or

> > > > Indian food!

> > > >

> > > > I am joking NOT!!!

> > > >

> > > > What sayest thous?

> > > >

> > > > Mr. comEuntomE

> > >

> > >

> > > Mr. E.:

> > >

> > > Where do you live in North Carolina? Are you up in

> > the Blue Ridge

> > > Mountains? That'd be the place to satsang, no?

> > >

> > > Your vision of satsang, Mr. E., sounds more like a

> > Pentecostal

> > Revival

> > > Meetin'. Next, you'll be wanting to do some snake

> > handling and all

> > > that. No copperheads and rattlesnakes for me,

> > please. I aint got no

> > > faith.

> > >

> > > Faithlessly yours,

> > >

> > > fuzzie heathen>>

> >

> > fuzzie the gentile,

> >

> > I live in Durham, NC. The BR mountains are about 3

> > 1/2 hrs. away and

> > we always go there to camp, hang out and do

> > " sadhana " , if you know

> > what I mean.

> >

> > Asheville, NC is the PERFECT place to hold satsangs.

> > There is some

> > kind of Harmonic Convergence or Cosmic Vortex thing

> > going on there

> > almost always. A lot of Rainbow Tribers,

> > apparently, have re-located

> > there: good bookstores, non-dual coffee shops, head

> > gear, etc. all

> > abound!

> >

> > There are indeed, some snake-handlers in the area,

> > but not to worry.

> > There are at least two scriptures (I foget which

> > ones) that guarantee

> > that no " weapons formed against you can prosper " or

> > something like

> > that so you'll be completely safe if anyone shows up

> > with a snake

> > they'd like you to place around your neck like a

> > scarf.

> >

> > Remember one of the ZPs (zen patriarchs) admonitions

> > not " to pick and

> > choose. "

> >

> > You have to play to the audience that shows up. If

> > they want

> > revival, we'll give em revival and wash them all in

> > the Blood of the

> > Lamb.

> >

> > If they want Amma-like hugs, then Annadanna will

> > provide those.

> >

> > As for me, I'm most interested in making sure we

> > split the " suggested

> > donations " fairly and squarely.

> >

> > Since Annadanna will probably be doing all the dirty

> > work (physical

> > touching, except in certain situations, is

> > definitely not my cuppa

> > tea) I think she should get 50% of the take.

> >

> > I want you to entertain the hillbillies that show up

> > with tales of

> > bluegrass and Bill Monroe. If you have to touch a

> > snake or two, just

> > hold your breath, repeat " O Lord, I am not worthy " 5

> > times sotto voce

> > and you'll be cool.

> >

> > You get 30%.

> >

> > I'll preach the Dharma a little bit and sell a few

> > bottles of " Dr.

> > Good " , and for that I'll take 20%.

> >

> > Don't worry about your lack of faith.

> >

> > I got ya covered, Brother! I got faith coming out

> > of my ass!

> >

> > I've got more than enough to go around, Glory to

> > God!!!

> >

> > Oh Halleluia, the very thought of the holy 3 of us

> > bringing souls to

> > the Non-Dual Lord is getting me all excited.

> >

> > Hosanna! Hosanna! (excuse me while I slay myself

> > in the Spirit)

> >

> > Gotta go. I'm about to start speaking in tongues,

> > Praise the Lord!

> >

> > La bashanda ma so va ra da sa baba da ma sada!!

> >

> > O Glory to God. The Lord just said He thinks that I

> > should get the

> > 30% and you should get 20%.

> >

> > Praise His Holy Name!

> >

> > Mr.

> >

> ihearyajEsusyesloudandclearLordohohfuhgedaboutit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> >

> >Maybe you should call the meeting " a Satsang with the

> Trinity " .And 3 for the suggested donation of one.

> But just who is going to play the respective parts.

> Like whos your daddy,whos your son and whos gonna be

> the holy spook? Hmmm.....Descisions , descisions.

> Perhaps a business plan & manager (oops thats another

> cut of the pie) is in order??????????? Think , this

> could go big time.Envisioning millions,Douglas.......

 

Hey, Douglas:

 

The whole thing is getting outta hand, already. I think Mr. E.'s

bringing in some of them snake handler Pentecostal types and he's

gonna sell snake oil, and, now he's got Jeebus talking to him telling

him he's gotta get more money, while Anna's down there in the audience

getting mauled by a bunch of copperhead wielding hillbillies drinking

poison and speaking in tongues and what not.

 

I don't know... I think I'm just gonna stay home and have satsang in

my bathroom.

 

Thanks, but, no thanks.

 

Yours,

 

 

fuzzie

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...>

wrote:

> > Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz "

<fuzzie_wuz>

> > wrote:

> > > --- E-man wrote:> >

> > > > Speaking of meeting in the middle, seriously, let's make it a

> > > > threesome.

> > > >

> > > > I can drive up from NC and hook up with you guys in Ohio. We

can

> > > > have a satsang and invite all the locals.

> > > >

> > > > What a hoot! Fuzzie, Annadanna and the E-man guiding sincere

> > seekers

> > > > back to the place they never left!

> > > >

> > > > I don't do hugs, though. Anna, that'll be your role. Fuzzie

can

> > do

> > > > the laying on of hands. I'll pass the " suggested donation "

> > basket,

> > > > and with the money we collect we can go out after and have

> > Chinese or

> > > > Indian food!

> > > >

> > > > I am joking NOT!!!

> > > >

> > > > What sayest thous?

> > > >

> > > > Mr. comEuntomE

> > >

> > >

> > > Mr. E.:

> > >

> > > Where do you live in North Carolina? Are you up in the Blue

Ridge

> > > Mountains? That'd be the place to satsang, no?

> > >

> > > Your vision of satsang, Mr. E., sounds more like a Pentecostal

> > Revival

> > > Meetin'. Next, you'll be wanting to do some snake handling and

all

> > > that. No copperheads and rattlesnakes for me, please. I aint

got no

> > > faith.

> > >

> > > Faithlessly yours,

> > >

> > > fuzzie heathen>>

> >

> > fuzzie the gentile,

> >

> > I live in Durham, NC. The BR mountains are about 3 1/2 hrs. away

and

> > we always go there to camp, hang out and do " sadhana " , if you

know

> > what I mean.

> >

> > Asheville, NC is the PERFECT place to hold satsangs. There is

some

> > kind of Harmonic Convergence or Cosmic Vortex thing going on

there

> > almost always. A lot of Rainbow Tribers, apparently, have re-

located

> > there: good bookstores, non-dual coffee shops, head gear, etc.

all

> > abound!

> >

> > There are indeed, some snake-handlers in the area, but not to

worry.

> > There are at least two scriptures (I foget which ones) that

guarantee

> > that no " weapons formed against you can prosper " or something

like

> > that so you'll be completely safe if anyone shows up with a snake

> > they'd like you to place around your neck like a scarf.

> >

> > Remember one of the ZPs (zen patriarchs) admonitions not " to pick

and

> > choose. "

> >

> > You have to play to the audience that shows up. If they want

> > revival, we'll give em revival and wash them all in the Blood of

the

> > Lamb.

> >

> > If they want Amma-like hugs, then Annadanna will provide those.

> >

> > As for me, I'm most interested in making sure we split

the " suggested

> > donations " fairly and squarely.

> >

> > Since Annadanna will probably be doing all the dirty work

(physical

> > touching, except in certain situations, is definitely not my

cuppa

> > tea) I think she should get 50% of the take.

> >

> > I want you to entertain the hillbillies that show up with tales

of

> > bluegrass and Bill Monroe. If you have to touch a snake or two,

just

> > hold your breath, repeat " O Lord, I am not worthy " 5 times sotto

voce

> > and you'll be cool.

> >

> > You get 30%.

> >

> > I'll preach the Dharma a little bit and sell a few bottles

of " Dr.

> > Good " , and for that I'll take 20%.

> >

> > Don't worry about your lack of faith.

> >

> > I got ya covered, Brother! I got faith coming out of my ass!

> >

> > I've got more than enough to go around, Glory to God!!!

> >

> > Oh Halleluia, the very thought of the holy 3 of us bringing souls

to

> > the Non-Dual Lord is getting me all excited.

> >

> > Hosanna! Hosanna! (excuse me while I slay myself in the Spirit)

> >

> > Gotta go. I'm about to start speaking in tongues, Praise the

Lord!

> >

> > La bashanda ma so va ra da sa baba da ma sada!!

> >

> > O Glory to God. The Lord just said He thinks that I should get

the

> > 30% and you should get 20%.

> >

> > Praise His Holy Name!

> >

> > Mr. ihearyajEsusyesloudandclearLordohohfuhgedaboutit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

>

> Yes, Mr. E.:

>

> Asheville sounds like a happening town. I love the Blue Ridge

> Mountains. They're beautiful.

>

 

 

Hi fuzz, yes, I loved visiting Asheville.

That mist over the Blue Ridge Mountains reminded

me a little of Carmel CA, one of my most favorite

places.

Asheville has the most sophisticated medical

care, I heard, so it is a good place to retire.

There is a curious mixture of old Bible Belt

mentality and " out there " artsy/spiritual

liberal types that seem to get along just fine

together. A few years ago, I toyed with the

idea of moving there to work as a masseuse, but

decided against it.

 

 

> Regarding all this religious stuff: It looks to me like too much

> pressure. See, I've been doing this self-enquiry thing real hard

for a

> couple of years and I don't do much of nothing no more. And, that's

> the way I like it. Low stress, ya dig? And, now that I'm realized, I

> realize this is cool. And, even if it doesn't exist, like Toombaru

and

> Pete and Werner and all them neo-Advaitin guys say, it's still cool.

> So, what the hey? D'you know whatta mean?

>

 

 

~~~You know, it's not what exists or not exists,

it's just that it's not an issue.

 

 

cheers,

 

~freyja

 

 

 

> I told Cobb just the other day I thought Ramana was a good role

model.

> When Ramana got realized, he went up on the mountain and stayed up

> there totally naked and didn't talk to nobody for years. There's a

> lesson in that. He was a wise man.

>

> Yours really,

>

> fuzzie