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Nisargadatta , " sam_t_7 " <sam_t_7> wrote:

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> sam: No, I never was into Osho. (literally or figuratively >:^)

> I don't know a whole lot about eastern religion other than the

> smatterings I've picked up in the last year on the internet.

>

> And, hey, i didn't go chasing after the cosmic lover, it found me.

> I just woke up and found him in my bed one night and, well, the

rest

> is a little x rated.

>

> Actually, all joking aside, it looks like all the little peoples

are

> looking for a Cosmic Lover. Some find it in the drug of their

> choice: pot, chocolate, food, sex, music, shopping, reading,

> computers, fighting, hating, t.v., you name it, the list could go

> on and on. I tell ya, once you've experienced the cosmic orgasm

> you're hooked. You just can't get enough of your Lover of choice.

> Sometimes you may replace it for another lover, but it's all about

> the big O baby. <said the dog, faintly barking from the edge of

> silence.>

>

> hey, about that Ashvaktaraslkaelke Gita or however the heck ya

> spell it, I read a copy of Richard someone or other on the google

> net. Then read an anonymous version and then put compiled them

> together becuz I liked some parts of both versions. Then read the

> Byrom version, which is very beautifully flowery and poetic no

doubt

> about it.

>

> Hope this message wasnn't too long as I know it exceded your 5

> sentence limit. >:^) hehehehe>>

 

Dear Sam,

 

Your story is too fascinating to be reduced to 5 sentences.

You can take as many sentences as you need from here on out. I will

definitely be reading every one of them.

 

I can't handle philosophical discussions that run longer than 5

sentences, perhaps, but I can hang in all day when it comes to cosmic

sex revelations.

 

Seriously, I'm hooked by your account of the Big O.

 

Never had one of those. Had lots of chocolate, caffeine, pot,

reading, TV, and hating, but unfortunately, the Cosmic Lover has yet

to pay me a visit in the middle of the night or any other time, for

that matter.

 

Looking forward to further installments of your Big O adventure.

 

Sincerely,

 

Baba Garydas

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Monday, May 02, 2005 5:35 AM

The Big O (and we don't mean Osho)

 

 

Nisargadatta , " sam_t_7 " <sam_t_7> wrote:

><<snip>>

 

> sam: No, I never was into Osho. (literally or figuratively >:^)

> I don't know a whole lot about eastern religion other than the

> smatterings I've picked up in the last year on the internet.

>

> And, hey, i didn't go chasing after the cosmic lover, it found me.

> I just woke up and found him in my bed one night and, well, the

rest

> is a little x rated.

>

> Actually, all joking aside, it looks like all the little peoples

are

> looking for a Cosmic Lover. Some find it in the drug of their

> choice: pot, chocolate, food, sex, music, shopping, reading,

> computers, fighting, hating, t.v., you name it, the list could go

> on and on. I tell ya, once you've experienced the cosmic orgasm

> you're hooked. You just can't get enough of your Lover of choice.

> Sometimes you may replace it for another lover, but it's all about

> the big O baby. <said the dog, faintly barking from the edge of

> silence.>

>

> hey, about that Ashvaktaraslkaelke Gita or however the heck ya

> spell it, I read a copy of Richard someone or other on the google

> net. Then read an anonymous version and then put compiled them

> together becuz I liked some parts of both versions. Then read the

> Byrom version, which is very beautifully flowery and poetic no

doubt

> about it.

>

> Hope this message wasnn't too long as I know it exceded your 5

> sentence limit. >:^) hehehehe>>

 

Dear Sam,

 

Your story is too fascinating to be reduced to 5 sentences.

You can take as many sentences as you need from here on out. I will

definitely be reading every one of them.

 

I can't handle philosophical discussions that run longer than 5

sentences, perhaps, but I can hang in all day when it comes to cosmic

sex revelations.

 

Seriously, I'm hooked by your account of the Big O.

 

Never had one of those. Had lots of chocolate, caffeine, pot,

reading, TV, and hating, but unfortunately, the Cosmic Lover has yet

to pay me a visit in the middle of the night or any other time, for

that matter.

 

Looking forward to further installments of your Big O adventure.

 

Sincerely,

 

Baba Garydas

 

 

Good morning, you're up bright and early.....

 

About the Big O--it's kind of like 'extreme dating' very up close and very

personal and very immediate....

 

And not necessarily in the dark of night...

 

Love,

Whoever you want me to Be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nisargadatta , " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u@c...> wrote:

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> garyfalk1943

> Nisargadatta

> Monday, May 02, 2005 5:35 AM

> The Big O (and we don't mean Osho)

>

>

> Nisargadatta , " sam_t_7 " <sam_t_7>

wrote:

> ><<snip>>

>

> > sam: No, I never was into Osho. (literally or figuratively

>:^)

> > I don't know a whole lot about eastern religion other than the

> > smatterings I've picked up in the last year on the internet.

> >

> > And, hey, i didn't go chasing after the cosmic lover, it found

me.

> > I just woke up and found him in my bed one night and, well,

the

> rest

> > is a little x rated.

> >

> > Actually, all joking aside, it looks like all the little

peoples

> are

> > looking for a Cosmic Lover. Some find it in the drug of

their

> > choice: pot, chocolate, food, sex, music, shopping, reading,

> > computers, fighting, hating, t.v., you name it, the list

could go

> > on and on. I tell ya, once you've experienced the cosmic

orgasm

> > you're hooked. You just can't get enough of your Lover of

choice.

> > Sometimes you may replace it for another lover, but it's all

about

> > the big O baby. <said the dog, faintly barking from the edge

of

> > silence.>

> >

> > hey, about that Ashvaktaraslkaelke Gita or however the heck

ya

> > spell it, I read a copy of Richard someone or other on the

google

> > net. Then read an anonymous version and then put compiled

them

> > together becuz I liked some parts of both versions. Then read

the

> > Byrom version, which is very beautifully flowery and poetic no

> doubt

> > about it.

> >

> > Hope this message wasnn't too long as I know it exceded your 5

> > sentence limit. >:^) hehehehe>>

>

> Dear Sam,

>

> Your story is too fascinating to be reduced to 5 sentences.

> You can take as many sentences as you need from here on out. I

will

> definitely be reading every one of them.

>

> I can't handle philosophical discussions that run longer than 5

> sentences, perhaps, but I can hang in all day when it comes to

cosmic

> sex revelations.

>

> Seriously, I'm hooked by your account of the Big O.

>

> Never had one of those. Had lots of chocolate, caffeine, pot,

> reading, TV, and hating, but unfortunately, the Cosmic Lover has

yet

> to pay me a visit in the middle of the night or any other time,

for

> that matter.

>

> Looking forward to further installments of your Big O adventure.

>

> Sincerely,

>

> Baba Garydas

>

>

 

>

> About the Big O--it's kind of like 'extreme dating' very up

close and very personal and very immediate....

>

> And not necessarily in the dark of night...

>

> Love,

> Whoever you want me to Be

>

>

>

 

sam: hahahahahahaha <snort>

True, not necessarily in the dark of night but it's far more

enjoyable when I wake up to it. Sorry, I'm not much good at

giving you the why's and how's....I don't ask I just enjoy =)

Osho was a little before my time but if the Cosmic O was part of

the regime then I'm sure it would explain a lot of the stories I've

read.

 

Then again, if you self inquire long enough that Cosmic O even

disintigrates. I've heard of Tantric stuff but not having done

that I'm not really sure if that is anything like the Cosmic O or

just a regular old O (and no, I don't mean Osho, Oreo cookies or

Orlando - Florida, Tony or Oprah)

 

thanks for the giggle. Starting the day off with a laugh is my

caffeine of choice.

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