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Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...>

wrote:

> > Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz "

<fuzzie_wuz>

> > wrote:

> > > Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 "

<falkgw@h...>

> > wrote:

> > > > In 1984, when I was living in Westport CT, I saw a bodyworker

who

> > > > told me that Ramesh B. would be holding a session of some

kind at

> > a

> > > > friend's apartment in Manhattan, and that I should check it

out.

> > > >

> > > > When I asked who Ramesh was, she told me to read " I Am That "

> > which I

> > > > could get at Pymander, the local new-age bookstore.

> > > >

> > > > I bought the book and immediately knew that it was

very " special "

> > in

> > > > some way.

> > > >

> > > > Eventhough I had bought " Talks With Ramana Maharshi, " I never

> > could

> > > > get a handle on Self-Inquiry and the whole Advaita thing

remained

> > > > somewhat of a mystery.

> > > >

> > > > But as soon as I started reading " I Am That " , things began to

> > > > immediately open up, and I knew that I was onto a new phase

in

> > > > my " spiritual career, " for lack of a better term.

> > > >

> > > > In the 20 or so years that have ensued since first buying a

copy

> > > > of " I Am That " , there have been ups and downs and zigs and

zags

> > and

> > > > ins and out, but " I Am That " has always remained, along with

> > > > the " Gospel of Sri Ramakrishna " (Hello, Vibe-Man Flemming!)

the

> > rock

> > > > of my foundation.

> > > >

> > > > " On Niz the solid rock I stand

> > > > All other ground is sinking sand. "

> > > >

> > > > To the Niz I bow. Beedies and all.

> > > >

> > > > Baba Garydas

> > >

> > >

> > > Dear Baba Garydas:

> > >

> > > This bit about " How I Met the Niz " reminds me of some Christian

> > Youth

> > > Ministry having the " saved " testify about how they found the

Lord.

> > >

> > > I can't remember how I found " I Am That " . But, I got a copy of

it.

> > It

> > > took me a long time to read it. I was more into doing it than

> > reading

> > > it. The same with Ramana. It took me " forever " to get

thru " Talks

> > > with... " It's really not necessary to read all that stuff. The

main

> > > thing is to do it, i.e., be it (the sense of " I am " ). Be " I am " .

> > > That's all. There's no need to read " I am " . Or, to say it. Be

it.

> > > That's the ticket.

> > >

> > > Alright, then.

> > >

> > > Yours,

> > >

> > > Baba fuzzie ananda boo boo>>

> >

> > Babaji fuzzie ananda twice booed,

> >

> > You can say you're not my guru all you want to, man.

> >

> > But, lie it or not, I am claiming you as my very own.

> >

> > Baba Garydas Yogi

> >

> > Da Bear. Da Bear.

>

>

> I'll only let you down, Gary Babasass Yogi Mahesh Hootchie. And, I

> don't want that on my karma, dawg. I mean, like, your karma could

run

> over my dawg, dawg. See what I'm saying? What if you read in the

> papers that I'm out spending my guru money on German goo goo porn

> queens and hashish and then it gets on the Internet with all these

> pictures and everything of the sordid event and me in a very

> compromising position with all my devotees trying to pretend it aint

> really happening and I'm backpeddling like a mofo trying to fend off

> these civil suits, and, I mean, then, what's gonna happen to you?

Why,

> you'd be crestfallen, if not stricken with grief and remorse,

pulling

> your hair out and threatening suicide and becoming all

> self-destructive and everything. And, then I'd have to answer all

> these questions about my personal habits and what's in my medicine

> chest and what's on my C-file and just how much of that guru money

am

> I raking in, anyhow, and, all such interrogations as that. I can't

> deal with that. It's too much BS. I just like to sit here in my

boxer

> shorts in all my anonymity and eat clam chowder and write silly

emails

> to hillbilly gurus down there near the Blue Ridge Mountain Blues

> Groove. It's so much easier. I love this postmodern age. I can turn

it

> off and on whenever I want. Just a mouse click away. It's, like,

> virtual, man.

>

> OK. What was the question, again?

>

> ( " It's always something " , Annadanna Roseannadanna replies).

>

> Yours, too,

>

> Yogi Boo Boo Fuzzie Butt Ananda>>

 

Fuzzbutt Yogi Boo,

 

OK, let's forget all this guru-disciple bullshit.

 

Tell me more about the hash.

 

Ohio is really not that far of a drive. Really.

 

I'd be perfectly willing to pick up Roseanne Roseannadanna in

Cleveland if it be your will.

 

Your Spiritual Pal,

 

Baba Gdas Yogi Raj

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Nisargadatta , " misterenlightenment "

<misterenlightenment> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

> wrote:

> > Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...>

> wrote:

> > > Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz "

> <fuzzie_wuz>

> > > wrote:

> > > > Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 "

> <falkgw@h...>

> > > wrote:

> > > > > In 1984, when I was living in Westport CT, I saw a bodyworker

> who

> > > > > told me that Ramesh B. would be holding a session of some

> kind at

> > > a

> > > > > friend's apartment in Manhattan, and that I should check it

> out.

> > > > >

> > > > > When I asked who Ramesh was, she told me to read " I Am That "

> > > which I

> > > > > could get at Pymander, the local new-age bookstore.

> > > > >

> > > > > I bought the book and immediately knew that it was

> very " special "

> > > in

> > > > > some way.

> > > > >

> > > > > Eventhough I had bought " Talks With Ramana Maharshi, " I never

> > > could

> > > > > get a handle on Self-Inquiry and the whole Advaita thing

> remained

> > > > > somewhat of a mystery.

> > > > >

> > > > > But as soon as I started reading " I Am That " , things began to

> > > > > immediately open up, and I knew that I was onto a new phase

> in

> > > > > my " spiritual career, " for lack of a better term.

> > > > >

> > > > > In the 20 or so years that have ensued since first buying a

> copy

> > > > > of " I Am That " , there have been ups and downs and zigs and

> zags

> > > and

> > > > > ins and out, but " I Am That " has always remained, along with

> > > > > the " Gospel of Sri Ramakrishna " (Hello, Vibe-Man Flemming!)

> the

> > > rock

> > > > > of my foundation.

> > > > >

> > > > > " On Niz the solid rock I stand

> > > > > All other ground is sinking sand. "

> > > > >

> > > > > To the Niz I bow. Beedies and all.

> > > > >

> > > > > Baba Garydas

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Dear Baba Garydas:

> > > >

> > > > This bit about " How I Met the Niz " reminds me of some Christian

> > > Youth

> > > > Ministry having the " saved " testify about how they found the

> Lord.

> > > >

> > > > I can't remember how I found " I Am That " . But, I got a copy of

> it.

> > > It

> > > > took me a long time to read it. I was more into doing it than

> > > reading

> > > > it. The same with Ramana. It took me " forever " to get

> thru " Talks

> > > > with... " It's really not necessary to read all that stuff. The

> main

> > > > thing is to do it, i.e., be it (the sense of " I am " ). Be " I am " .

> > > > That's all. There's no need to read " I am " . Or, to say it. Be

> it.

> > > > That's the ticket.

> > > >

> > > > Alright, then.

> > > >

> > > > Yours,

> > > >

> > > > Baba fuzzie ananda boo boo>>

> > >

> > > Babaji fuzzie ananda twice booed,

> > >

> > > You can say you're not my guru all you want to, man.

> > >

> > > But, lie it or not, I am claiming you as my very own.

> > >

> > > Baba Garydas Yogi

> > >

> > > Da Bear. Da Bear.

> >

> >

> > I'll only let you down, Gary Babasass Yogi Mahesh Hootchie. And, I

> > don't want that on my karma, dawg. I mean, like, your karma could

> run

> > over my dawg, dawg. See what I'm saying? What if you read in the

> > papers that I'm out spending my guru money on German goo goo porn

> > queens and hashish and then it gets on the Internet with all these

> > pictures and everything of the sordid event and me in a very

> > compromising position with all my devotees trying to pretend it aint

> > really happening and I'm backpeddling like a mofo trying to fend off

> > these civil suits, and, I mean, then, what's gonna happen to you?

> Why,

> > you'd be crestfallen, if not stricken with grief and remorse,

> pulling

> > your hair out and threatening suicide and becoming all

> > self-destructive and everything. And, then I'd have to answer all

> > these questions about my personal habits and what's in my medicine

> > chest and what's on my C-file and just how much of that guru money

> am

> > I raking in, anyhow, and, all such interrogations as that. I can't

> > deal with that. It's too much BS. I just like to sit here in my

> boxer

> > shorts in all my anonymity and eat clam chowder and write silly

> emails

> > to hillbilly gurus down there near the Blue Ridge Mountain Blues

> > Groove. It's so much easier. I love this postmodern age. I can turn

> it

> > off and on whenever I want. Just a mouse click away. It's, like,

> > virtual, man.

> >

> > OK. What was the question, again?

> >

> > ( " It's always something " , Annadanna Roseannadanna replies).

> >

> > Yours, too,

> >

> > Yogi Boo Boo Fuzzie Butt Ananda>>

>

> Fuzzbutt Yogi Boo,

>

> OK, let's forget all this guru-disciple bullshit.

>

> Tell me more about the hash.

>

> Ohio is really not that far of a drive. Really.

>

> I'd be perfectly willing to pick up Roseanne Roseannadanna in

> Cleveland if it be your will.

>

> Your Spiritual Pal,

>

> Baba Gdas Yogi Raj

 

 

The onliest hash I've seed these daze is that stuff they sell down

there at the dollar store. It's in a tin can and it's like some kind

of pink processed blubber of some kind er other. I'm not sure what it

is, actually. But, if you get hungry enough, gull dern it, you'll eat

it and you'll like it.

 

Yeah. I'm anti-guru, really. It's the hip thing. Like U.G. He's funny.

D'you ever read that old fart? He makes me laugh.

 

The troof is real simple, Baba Dawggy-G. It's all about me. That's it!

No matter how you dice it and slice it, whether it be 3 stages or 7

stages or 9 stages or no stage at all, it comes down to the self.

There's no getting around it.

 

You heard it here first.

 

Not your guru,

 

Swami fuzzie navel bo diddley doo da day

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