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Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

wrote:

 

<<snipperization>>

 

 

> Sufi Goulashiji:

>

> I thought you were the onliest " psychotic riff raff " on this board???

> (I kid, G-man; don't go postal). Nah, you better leave Ayatollah Judi

> alone. I draw enough fire from these Ramana Maharshi worshippers on

> these boards. I don't need the dang Muslims on my case. (Shades of

> Salman Rushdie...)

>

> Yours,

>

> Shaykh Yur Fuzzie Booty

 

It too late, Shaykh Yur Booty Fuzz. The fatwa sanctioning the removal

of your head has already been decreed.

 

Get together with My Pal Sal (Rushdie) and put in a booty call to that

Cat, Steven Yusuf Islam or whatever his spiritual name is, and see if

he can get you off the hook.

 

In the meantime, stop insulting the worshippers of dead Indians, or

you'll wind up like poor Wayne L. and his Master, R. B.

 

I hear tell they have a whole shitload of books and CDs on their hands

that they are having a hard time moving.

 

I'll take psychotic riff-raffitude any day of the week!

 

Your goofey sufi,

 

Ganouj Yogi

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Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

> wrote:

>

> <<snipperization>>

>

>

> > Sufi Goulashiji:

> >

> > I thought you were the onliest " psychotic riff raff " on this board???

> > (I kid, G-man; don't go postal). Nah, you better leave Ayatollah Judi

> > alone. I draw enough fire from these Ramana Maharshi worshippers on

> > these boards. I don't need the dang Muslims on my case. (Shades of

> > Salman Rushdie...)

> >

> > Yours,

> >

> > Shaykh Yur Fuzzie Booty

>

> It too late, Shaykh Yur Booty Fuzz. The fatwa sanctioning the removal

> of your head has already been decreed.

>

> Get together with My Pal Sal (Rushdie) and put in a booty call to that

> Cat, Steven Yusuf Islam or whatever his spiritual name is, and see if

> he can get you off the hook.

>

> In the meantime, stop insulting the worshippers of dead Indians, or

> you'll wind up like poor Wayne L. and his Master, R. B.

>

> I hear tell they have a whole shitload of books and CDs on their hands

> that they are having a hard time moving.

>

> I'll take psychotic riff-raffitude any day of the week!

>

> Your goofey sufi,

>

> Ganouj Yogi

 

 

Dear Soupy Sufi Yogi:

 

Thank Gawd I'm already enlightened and don't have to deal with all

that crap anymore. Enlightenment has it's perks. I aint worried about

the Moslems, either. They're lousy shots. There are Muslims all over

Columbus. Everything is " insha Allah, this " and " insha Allah, that " .

" Insha Allah " is code for they might do something if they feel like

it, but, then, they rarely ever come through. It's probably for the

best, insha Allah.

 

Salaam alaykum,

 

Mulla fuzzie bin there dun that

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Thursday, May 05, 2005 5:35 PM

Re: Jolly Green Fatwa

 

 

Nisargadatta , " garyfalk1943 " <falkgw@h...> wrote:

> Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz>

> wrote:

>

> <<snipperization>>

>

>

> > Sufi Goulashiji:

> >

> > I thought you were the onliest " psychotic riff raff " on this board???

> > (I kid, G-man; don't go postal). Nah, you better leave Ayatollah Judi

> > alone. I draw enough fire from these Ramana Maharshi worshippers on

> > these boards. I don't need the dang Muslims on my case. (Shades of

> > Salman Rushdie...)

> >

> > Yours,

> >

> > Shaykh Yur Fuzzie Booty

>

> It too late, Shaykh Yur Booty Fuzz. The fatwa sanctioning the removal

> of your head has already been decreed.

>

> Get together with My Pal Sal (Rushdie) and put in a booty call to that

> Cat, Steven Yusuf Islam or whatever his spiritual name is, and see if

> he can get you off the hook.

>

> In the meantime, stop insulting the worshippers of dead Indians, or

> you'll wind up like poor Wayne L. and his Master, R. B.

>

> I hear tell they have a whole shitload of books and CDs on their hands

> that they are having a hard time moving.

>

> I'll take psychotic riff-raffitude any day of the week!

>

> Your goofey sufi,

>

> Ganouj Yogi

 

 

Dear Soupy Sufi Yogi:

 

Thank Gawd I'm already enlightened and don't have to deal with all

that crap anymore. Enlightenment has it's perks. I aint worried about

the Moslems, either. They're lousy shots. There are Muslims all over

Columbus. Everything is " insha Allah, this " and " insha Allah, that " .

" Insha Allah " is code for they might do something if they feel like

it, but, then, they rarely ever come through. It's probably for the

best, insha Allah.

 

Salaam alaykum,

 

Mulla fuzzie bin there dun that

 

 

 

Hey you two, some of my favorite music is by Nusrat fateh Ali Khan.

 

and when I was a dancer.........

 

And in the immortal words of Samwise 'Sam " Gamgee to Frodo Baggins (free

rendition by me):

 

There's some good in the world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth (not) fighting

for....

 

alias Veronique

 

 

 

 

 

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