Guest guest Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, " My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess " " And what's the moral of the story? " asked the teacher. " Don't put all your eggs in one basket! " > " Very good, " said the teacher. " Now, Lucy? " " Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched. " " That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share? " " Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a pilot in Vietnam and his plane got hit. He had to bail out over enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands. " " Good heavens, " said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story? " " Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Nisargadatta , " chefboy2160 " <chefboy2160> wrote: > The teacher gave her fifth grade class an > assignment: > get their parents to tell them a story with a > moral > at the end of it. > The next day the kids came back and one by one > began > to tell their stories. > > Kathy said, " My father's a farmer and we have a > lot > of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our > eggs > to market in a basket on the front seat of the > pickup > when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs > went > flying and broke and made a mess " > > " And what's the moral of the story? " asked the > teacher. > > " Don't put all your eggs in one basket! " > > > " Very good, " said the teacher. " Now, Lucy? " > " Our > family are farmers too. But we raise chickens > for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one > time, but > when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. > > And the moral to this story is, don't count your > chickens until they're hatched. " > > " That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have > a > story to share? " > > " Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my > uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a pilot in Vietnam and > his > plane got hit. He had to bail out over enemy > territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, > a > machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey > on > the way down so it wouldn't break and then he > landed > right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. > > He killed seventy of them with the machine gun > until > he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more > with > the machete till the blade broke and then he > killed > the > last ten with his bare hands. " > > " Good heavens, " said the horrified teacher, " > What > kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that > horrible story? " > > " Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been > drinking. " LOL!!!!!! :-D fuzzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Nisargadatta , " fuzzie_wuz " <fuzzie_wuz> wrote: > Nisargadatta , " chefboy2160 " <chefboy2160> > wrote: > > The teacher gave her fifth grade class an > > assignment: > > get their parents to tell them a story with a > > moral > > at the end of it. > > The next day the kids came back and one by one > > began > > to tell their stories. > > > > Kathy said, " My father's a farmer and we have a > > lot > > of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our > > eggs > > to market in a basket on the front seat of the > > pickup > > when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs > > went > > flying and broke and made a mess " > > > > " And what's the moral of the story? " asked the > > teacher. > > > > " Don't put all your eggs in one basket! " > > > > > " Very good, " said the teacher. " Now, Lucy? " > > " Our > > family are farmers too. But we raise chickens > > for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one > > time, but > > when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. > > > > And the moral to this story is, don't count your > > chickens until they're hatched. " > > > > " That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have > > a > > story to share? " > > > > " Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my > > uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a pilot in Vietnam and > > his > > plane got hit. He had to bail out over enemy > > territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, > > a > > machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey > > on > > the way down so it wouldn't break and then he > > landed > > right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. > > > > He killed seventy of them with the machine gun > > until > > he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more > > with > > the machete till the blade broke and then he > > killed > > the > > last ten with his bare hands. " > > > > " Good heavens, " said the horrified teacher, " > > What > > kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that > > horrible story? " > > > > " Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been > > drinking. " > > > > > LOL!!!!!! > > :-D > > fuzzie A joke straight out of the heaven I once called hell. thanks, I needed that gp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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