Guest guest Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Now this is real searching............. Ned 'n Jarge, decided they aren't going >>anywhere in life and think they should go to college >>to get ahead. >> >> >> >>Ned goes in first, and the professor advises him to >>take math, history, and logic. >> >> >> >> " What's logic? " asked Ned >> >> >> >>The professor answers " Let me give you an example. Do >>you own a weed-eater? " >> >> >> >> " I sure do, " answers Ned. >> >> >> >> " Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a >>yard, " replies the professor. >> >> >> >> " That's real good. " Ned responds in awe. >> >> >> >>The professor continues: " Logic will also tell me that >>since you have a yard, you also have a house. " >> >> >> >>Impressed, Ned shouts, " Darned tootin!! " >> >> >> >> " And since you own a house and a house is tough to >>take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have >>a wife. " >> >> >> >> " HOLY SHIT!! This is incredible! " Ned exclaims. >> >> >> >>Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume >>that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual, " says the >>professor. >> >> >> >> " Lord thunderin Jesus. You're right on bye! Why dat's >>the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I can't >>wait to take dis 'ere logic class. " >> >> >> >>Ned, right proud of the new world opening up to him, >>walks back into the hallway where Jarge is still >>waiting. >> >> >> >> " So what classes are ya taken? " asks Jarge. >> >> >> >> " Math, history, and logic. " replies Ned. >> >> >> >> " What da 'ell is logic? " asks Jarge? >> >> >> >> " Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater? " >> >> >> >> " No. " >> >> >> >> " You're a fag! " Smile all,Doug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 LOL, dat so? - chefboy2160 Nisargadatta Friday, June 10, 2005 3:08 PM Logic Now this is real searching............. Ned 'n Jarge, decided they aren't going >>anywhere in life and think they should go to college >>to get ahead. >> >> >> >>Ned goes in first, and the professor advises him to >>take math, history, and logic. >> >> >> >> " What's logic? " asked Ned >> >> >> >>The professor answers " Let me give you an example. Do >>you own a weed-eater? " >> >> >> >> " I sure do, " answers Ned. >> >> >> >> " Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a >>yard, " replies the professor. >> >> >> >> " That's real good. " Ned responds in awe. >> >> >> >>The professor continues: " Logic will also tell me that >>since you have a yard, you also have a house. " >> >> >> >>Impressed, Ned shouts, " Darned tootin!! " >> >> >> >> " And since you own a house and a house is tough to >>take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have >>a wife. " >> >> >> >> " HOLY SHIT!! This is incredible! " Ned exclaims. >> >> >> >>Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume >>that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual, " says the >>professor. >> >> >> >> " Lord thunderin Jesus. You're right on bye! Why dat's >>the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I can't >>wait to take dis 'ere logic class. " >> >> >> >>Ned, right proud of the new world opening up to him, >>walks back into the hallway where Jarge is still >>waiting. >> >> >> >> " So what classes are ya taken? " asks Jarge. >> >> >> >> " Math, history, and logic. " replies Ned. >> >> >> >> " What da 'ell is logic? " asks Jarge? >> >> >> >> " Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater? " >> >> >> >> " No. " >> >> >> >> " You're a fag! " Smile all,Doug ** If you do not wish to receive individual emails, to change your subscription, sign in with your ID and go to Edit My Groups: /mygroups?edit=1 Under the Message Delivery option, choose " No Email " for the Nisargadatta group and click on Save Changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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