Guest guest Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, " Hello! " Her face was beaming. He gave her that " who are you look, " and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. " Look, " she said " I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children, " and walked out of the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, " What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! " Then he got a little panicky. " I don't remember her, " he thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, " Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone? " " No, " she said with a horrified look on her face. " I'm your son's second grade teacher! " it wasnt me. Doug............ [ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 - chefboy2160 Nisargadatta Friday, June 10, 2005 8:01 PM True Realization A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, " Hello! " Her face was beaming. He gave her that " who are you look, " and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. " Look, " she said " I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children, " and walked out of the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, " What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! " Then he got a little panicky. " I don't remember her, " he thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, " Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone? " " No, " she said with a horrified look on her face. " I'm your son's second grade teacher! " it wasnt me. Doug............ the joke was/is/on " me " . Laughing ever since... love anna [ ** If you do not wish to receive individual emails, to change your subscription, sign in with your ID and go to Edit My Groups: /mygroups?edit=1 Under the Message Delivery option, choose " No Email " for the Nisargadatta group and click on Save Changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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