You are ME, NOW

[Guest guest]

When you can laugh-at or piss-on phobias and taboos

Then you can laugh-at or piss-on what is holy and sacred.

 

This humor and reckless indifference is just the Joy of realizing

That YOU are ME

Because All is MY dream and so there is no other.

 

Phobias and taboos, and what is " holy and sacred, " are the

products of time and thus define chaos, karma – the mind.

 

Karma is the futility that the mind, and its time, exercises as it

tries to avoid the NOW -- with taboos, and what is " holy "

and " sacred " -- when the NOW is all there is.

 

-- NOW

[Guest guest]

Dear Gene,

 

You stated the following:

 

When you can laugh-at or piss-on phobias and taboos

Then you can laugh-at or piss-on what is holy and sacred.

 

This humor and reckless indifference is just the Joy of realizing That YOU are

ME. Because All is MY dream and so there is no other.

 

Phobias and taboos, and what is " holy and sacred, " are the products of time and

thus define chaos, karma - the mind.

 

Karma is the futility that the mind, and its time, exercises as it tries to

avoid the NOW -- with taboos, and what is " holy " and " sacred " -- when the NOW

is all there is.

 

-- NOW

 

Faithe:

 

I think the couple below shows quite clearing the " you are me " concept in the

NOW.

 

Enjoy...

 

The first date:

 

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you

read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We

have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough

it is to be single nowadays.

 

This was on the " Tonight Show " with Jay Leno.

 

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman

ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was

absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

 

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her

skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no

overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The

outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that

afternoon.

 

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize

that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from

anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested

she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

 

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point

where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it

would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out

beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't

have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady

herself.

 

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a

real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the

relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon

finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to

pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued

against the car's fender.

 

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to

disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a

brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

 

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered

her date's concerns about " what is taking so long " with a reply that indeed, she

was " freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance! "

 

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then,

as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the

giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her

dilemma.

 

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real

problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from

the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the

predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one

way to get her free.

 

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his

pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she

took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be " pants

down. "

 

...And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

 

Jay Leno's comment .. " This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off or

on. "