You are ME, NOW & saving butts

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " Faithe Arden " <faithe@v...>

wrote:

> Dear Gene,

>

> You stated the following:

>

> When you can laugh-at or piss-on phobias and taboos

> Then you can laugh-at or piss-on what is holy and sacred.

>

> This humor and reckless indifference is just the Joy of realizing

That YOU are ME. Because All is MY dream and so there is no other.

>

> Phobias and taboos, and what is " holy and sacred, " are the

products of time and thus define chaos, karma - the mind.

>

> Karma is the futility that the mind, and its time, exercises as it

tries to avoid the NOW -- with taboos, and what is " holy "

and " sacred " -- when the NOW is all there is.

>

> -- NOW

>

> Faithe:

>

> I think the couple below shows quite clearing the " you are me "

>concept in the NOW.

> Enjoy...

> =================================

OM, Faithe

It is Really funny, Joy, when we don't have to react to " pissing " so

we can then laugh at it. Like this story says: pissing on " another "

can be anything but offensive -- it can literally, and LOVINGLY, save

their butt.

 

thanks, great story.

gp

 

>

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> The first date:

>

> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting

down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,

first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the

cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.

>

> This was on the " Tonight Show " with Jay Leno.

>

> Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date

that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date

experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took

the prize!

>

> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy

had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and

truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively

uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

>

> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began

to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were

about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle

of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did

for a while.

>

> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came

a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go

beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They

stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants

down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so

she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

>

> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and

indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could

think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing

nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became

aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the

young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the

car's fender.

>

> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she

attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly

apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

>

> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,

she answered her date's concerns about " what is taking so long " with

a reply that indeed, she was " freezing her butt off and in need of

some assistance! "

>

> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her

sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst

out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed

to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

>

> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced

with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free

her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what

had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly

realized that there was only one way to get her free.

>

> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to

unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience

screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down...

or perhaps that should be " pants down. "

>

> ..And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

>

> Jay Leno's comment .. " This gives a whole new meaning to being

pissed off or on. "

>

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