an ode to clothes

[Guest guest]

These words are for all the impotent men who feel blessed,

And all the women who never climaxed, and could care less.

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Animals are relatively stupid

because they do not have the wisdom that we have

to be modest and decent.

Because of their relative stupidity animals don't need clothes.

Stupidity allows animal to do what is morally impossible:

they can go around without clothes and yet they don't need sex

all the time.

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Man's decency and modesty

personifies his wisdom to need clothes

so that he does not go around having sex all the time.

Man has only one problem with all his wisdom:

with the arrival of Viagra

clothes no longer work very well

to stop man from having his sex all the time.

 

But there is hope for man's wisdom

because even most ignorant men still know

what animals will never have the wisdom to know

what Moslems know,

and preachers preach:

no-clothes means " it's time for sex. "

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And this immoral stupidity that animals have tells us: it is the

clothes that make us need sex all the time, and not the absence of

clothes. But there is a lot, lot more.

 

Without clothes the word pornography could not exist, and perverts

and pedophiles would be circus curiosities instead of criminals.

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I don't think

I don't write

I am the Laughter

that hands think

and egos write.