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How to Get Everything You Want

 

 

How to experience unconditional love.

-Get a dog.

 

How to have complete knowledge of the Universe.

-Get on a computer and Google it.

 

How to be worshipped as God.

-Have a child (works for the first few years).

 

How to experience bliss and freedom from the egoic sense of me.

-Watch a really, really good movie (ego comes back during the

credits, sorry).

 

How to avoid confrontation in your relationships.

-Live by yourself in a cave. Don't bring your cell phone, Blackberry

or laptop.

 

How to become a Saint.

-Give all your money to the poor and start an orphanage. Or, even

easier, join a major religion as a monastic, and pray to be voted

into Sainthood (it could work).

 

How to be sought out by many for spiritual advice.

-Promise that unconditional love, Universal knowledge, god-

realization, never-ending peace, and Sainthood can be achieved by

following your advice. Then offer the advice using cryptic

terminology, and say, " someday you'll get it! "

 

 

http://livinginpeace-thenaturalstate.com/writings.htm

 

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