Guest guest Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 ****************************** How to Get Everything You Want How to experience unconditional love. -Get a dog. How to have complete knowledge of the Universe. -Get on a computer and Google it. How to be worshipped as God. -Have a child (works for the first few years). How to experience bliss and freedom from the egoic sense of me. -Watch a really, really good movie (ego comes back during the credits, sorry). How to avoid confrontation in your relationships. -Live by yourself in a cave. Don't bring your cell phone, Blackberry or laptop. How to become a Saint. -Give all your money to the poor and start an orphanage. Or, even easier, join a major religion as a monastic, and pray to be voted into Sainthood (it could work). How to be sought out by many for spiritual advice. -Promise that unconditional love, Universal knowledge, god- realization, never-ending peace, and Sainthood can be achieved by following your advice. Then offer the advice using cryptic terminology, and say, " someday you'll get it! " http://livinginpeace-thenaturalstate.com/writings.htm ********************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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