correct link, and a certificate of awakening, fill in this blank ;-)

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http://216.86.195.102/consciousness56k.asx

 

a period or a comma makes a bigggg difference via internet and here is an

addition:

 

 

 

 

Also from Sufi Mystic, from

Armstrong Ridge.

 

 

CERTIFICATE OF AWAKENING

It is hereby certified that as of now, (insert name) discovered nothing and

realized that he is nobody. He now understands that there is nothing to

understand because nobody understands nothing. Consequently, he learned that his

search for the truth was a big joke, and that he was the butt of the joke. After

his search ended, he discovered that who he thought he was, was not who he was,

and that who he is, is simply what is. He is now free to enjoy being what he is,

even though he doesn't know what that is. He is free because no matter what he

does he will always be doing exactly what he has to be doing, which is what he

was already doing before he discovered that that was what he was doing.

 

________ now knows that every person he meets--including every homeless bum,

criminal, alcoholic, drug addict, and otherwise disreputable person, is himself.

He therefore must never speak ill of anyone because he will be spreading rumors

about himself. In the same way, he can never be proud of anything he does

because he is not the one who does anything. Because he now knows that time and

space are imaginary, he knows that he is always here and now, wherever that is.

Henceforth, he will never forget that who he is is beyond name and form and that

his past personhood was a product of imagination. Now, he will always treat

other people as himself, because he knows that they are himself.

 

_________ now knows the secret of all secrets...that there is no secret.

Everything is lying open and in plain sight. He can now relax and have a good

laugh at having found something that was never lost.

 

He is hereby declared to be an official member of the

Brotherhood/Sisterhood/Ithood of Sacred Emptiness. Having finally seen the Big

Picture, he now knows that all the little pictures are imaginary and that the

Big Picture is also imaginary. He has discovered that he and God are one and

that God has an enormous sense of humor.

 

He is therefore authorized to talk incessantly about what he has discovered,

understanding that when he has finished saying everything he can think of to

say, he will have said absolutely nothing to nobody, and nobody will understand

what he is talking about anyway.

 

Signed by:

 

Your Own Self

 

President and only member of the Club of Cosmic Consciousness

 

(S/He is the only member of the club, because there is only One available to be

a member.

Anyone else could be president if there was anyone else, but despite searching

high and low, nobody has ever found anyone else.)

 

 

 

(note from I-me-noOne-Ana

 

now we are all certified, no more quibbling !!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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