__________________Nothing ,but guru gnat_______________________

[Guest guest]

fly away oh black crow,

there's more pigs wallowing in the mire.

and just like in India,

they sit perched on there backs eating

 

whilst americans are plagued with heart attacks.

but plagues they have, when the rivers run over,

the called them sacred ganges,

oh!__________________bowl me over!

 

have you seen the little guru sitting on the hill

and nothing to do, but to sit still

you tip him your hat, and think how's that?

he doesn't even move, while on his little matt.

 

So you go over to the man and say,

" hey man, what are you doing? "

" nothing " he says, " there's nothing to do "

so you say " why not? " . the man adds

" I have little food and only this matt,

would you like to give me your american hat? "

 

" why sure ole man, sitting there on the matt,

can I offer you a drink as a mtter of fact? "

 

" No no need, for you gave me your hat,

and now I can sit and collect coins in that "

You see, I'm guru and master of the matt,

justing sitting here quietly, for friends and hats.

 

 

 

 

lol

 

WHR