Guest guest Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Anytown got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, and so on. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had left the church except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now, this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, " Hey! Don't you know who I am? " The man replied, " Yep, sure do. " Satan asked, " Aren't you afraid of me? " " Nope, sure ain't, " said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, " Why aren't you afraid of me? " The man calmly replied, " I've been married to your sister for 25 years. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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