a little saturday non-dual fun

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You've probably heard of the Buddhist monk who went up to the hotdog stand

and said " Make me one everything " . But can you guess what happened?

 

Following from satsangdiary.uk where I cut the mustard, so to speak..:-)

 

 

From Tanya Davis:

 

Well....that would depend on the hot dog seller, would it not?

 

Tony Parsons: There is nobody there asking for a hot dog and there is

nobody here who could sell you one.

 

Ramana Maharshi: Ask yourself - who is it that asks for a hot dog?

 

Nathan

Gill: .................The ..........hot ..............................

..........dog .............................is ..........................

................................no,no ..............................the

...........................hot ......................................dog

....................has ...............................................

.............................I'm sorry, what was the question?

 

Nisargadatta Maharaj: Focus on the hot dog. Think only of the hot dog.

Always come back to the hot dog, the hot dog, the hot dog.

 

Roger Linden: What knows the desire for a hot dog?

.................And what knows the thinking about it?

.................What knows the sense of frustration?

.................What knows the anger?

.................What knows the desire to punch me on the nose?

.................!!!Ouch!!! or possibly !!!Och!!!

 

Alan Stoltz: I don't have a hot dog here. What I can offer you is

detailed instructions on how to find my 'Basic Recognition' piece on

the Internet.....let's see.......assuming you are a complete moron:

First you need to find a computer. Now a computer is a.......

 

Anna Ruiz:

THE HOT DGO

I Am,

You Am,

I/You/Me/We the hot dog IS

IN This THIS Hottest of Dogs

Always

Yours

Forever Hot

And Dogged

:-)***

 

Pamela Wilson: Mmmm. :-))) Mmmmm. :-))) This hot dog is a gift from

yourself to yourself. :-)))) And would you like to rub my tits as well?

 

Satyananda: The important thing is to be grateful for the hot dog. You

must nurture this gratitude, fall in love with the gratitude. Love,

gratitude, these are essential.

That will be £380 please :-)

 

Dennis Waite: Ask me in Sanskrit!

 

Tanya Davis: I can't give you a hot dog. You are a hot dog. There is

only the hot dog. How could there possibly be anything else but a hot

dog?

 

Mooji: First you must look for a hot dog and make absolutely sure that

you don't already have one.

 

Matthew Bragg: Thank you for asking. I am very pleased that you have

come to me believing that I may have a hot dog for you. Unfortunately

I don't have a hot dog, I have a picture of one if that will do?

 

;-)

 

No offense to any of these most wonderful nobodies intended!

Tanyya Davis

 

 

From Matthew Bragg @satsangdiary

 

I have some more contributions along these lines....

 

Krishna:

The days of this hot dog here on Earth are certainly numbered. Do

not grieve for it, but do your cherished duty and despatch it now.

If you can't decide, and life seems like a battle, let me give you a

lift on my chariot. There's something I would like to tell you...

 

Papaji:

One day there will be no trace of this hot dog, nor anyone that ever

saw it. Turn your attention to your unchanging hunger. Your search

for hot dogs will be over when you realize your stomach is filled

with emptiness.

 

Dr Vijai Shankar:

It is important to understand that the hot dog is merely the result

of a change in form, when the cold dog is combined with the element

of fire. If you start to awaken from the primordial dream, and the

think you have only got a hot dog, know that the belief in the death

of the cold dog is an illusion!

 

Tanya Davis:

This hot dog will never understand anything, so yes yes yes eat it

now.

 

Fundamentalist " Christian "

Jesus died on the cross to bring us hot dogs, so we don't deserve

them and shouldn't enjoy them too much, but we do want to spread hot

dog franchises everywhere on Earth, especially in the Middle East.

 

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

The joy of eating this hot dog will be a thousand times greater if

you just practise my simple system of Transcendental Meditation that

even the most busy person can do, with of course yoga asansas,

pranayama, scripture study, Ayur Vedic diet and purification

therapy, learning Sanskrit, levitation, Vedic chanting and

astrology, rearrange your house so it faces East, and you will also

be free from all problems except how to pay for it all.

 

Dalai Llama

This is one of the few remaining traditional authentic Tibetan hot

dogs. Our hot dog stands were all destroyed following the invasion.

There are hot dog stands all over Tibet, claiming to be Tibetan, but

they are owned by the Chinese government, have Chinese employees,

and contain easily digested communist propaganda.

 

Osho

When you eat this hot dog, accept the experience totally. There is

no limit to the eater or the eaten, you or the world. Go beyond all

boundaries, take off your clothes, rub the ketchup into each others'

bodies, and just observe how life will find its own ways of teaching

you.

 

mmmm...

Matthew

 

 

***Ana addenda:

 

hot dog: not if you're a vegetarian

hot dog: on a hot summer's day give him water

hot dog: I don't beLIEve in them.

Vendor's look: Priceless