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From Monsieu Bragg again:

 

 

Latest delivery of hot dogs just in!

 

Sai Baba

The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever

you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a

special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his

sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way,

those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do

miracles?

 

Jesus of Nazareth

Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are

now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth

collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's

barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third

day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and

eat them in memory of me.

 

Archbishop of Canterbury

Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot

dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure

that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at

people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what

kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my

Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the

Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead

master.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In a message dated 2/12/2006 1:42:16 PM Pacific Standard Time,

Nisargadatta writes:

 

" Anna Ruiz " <nli10u

Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-)

 

From Monsieu Bragg again:

 

 

Latest delivery of hot dogs just in!

 

Sai Baba

The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever

you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a

special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his

sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way,

those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do

miracles?

 

Jesus of Nazareth

Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are

now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth

collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's

barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third

day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and

eat them in memory of me.

 

Archbishop of Canterbury

Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot

dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure

that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at

people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what

kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my

Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the

Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead

master.

 

 

 

 

Fundamentalist Christian

On the eve of the Apocalypse, in the shadow of Armageddon, on the final day

of judgment, when the wrathful vengeance of Almighty God unleashes His

omnipotent fury upon the evil hoards of promiscuous harlots and homosexuals and

other liberal sinners, God's sword of justice shalt divideth and separateth

those who shall spend eternity at the right hand of God and those who shall be

cast into the eternal lake of fire!!!....... Those in the latter category are

reminded to bring your own beverages and hot dogs for the lake-O-fire weenie

roast.

 

Phil

 

 

 

 

 

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ADHHUB

Nisargadatta

Monday, February 13, 2006 3:35 AM

Re: Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition

;-)

 

 

 

In a message dated 2/12/2006 1:42:16 PM Pacific Standard Time,

Nisargadatta writes:

 

" Anna Ruiz " <nli10u

Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-)

 

From Monsieu Bragg again:

 

 

Latest delivery of hot dogs just in!

 

Sai Baba

The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever

you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a

special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his

sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way,

those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do

miracles?

 

Jesus of Nazareth

Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are

now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth

collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's

barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third

day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and

eat them in memory of me.

 

Archbishop of Canterbury

Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot

dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure

that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at

people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what

kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my

Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the

Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead

master.

 

 

LOL Phil,

 

I'll be alternating between the two places I suppose**

 

** proper dress required.

 

Ana ;-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fundamentalist Christian

On the eve of the Apocalypse, in the shadow of Armageddon, on the final day

of judgment, when the wrathful vengeance of Almighty God unleashes His

omnipotent fury upon the evil hoards of promiscuous harlots and homosexuals

and

other liberal sinners, God's sword of justice shalt divideth and separateth

those who shall spend eternity at the right hand of God and those who shall be

cast into the eternal lake of fire!!!....... Those in the latter category are

reminded to bring your own beverages and hot dogs for the lake-O-fire weenie

roast.

 

Phil

 

 

 

 

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In a message dated 2/13/2006 4:35:13 AM Pacific Standard Time,

Nisargadatta writes:

 

" Anna Ruiz " <nli10u

Re: Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-)

 

 

-

ADHHUB

Nisargadatta

Monday, February 13, 2006 3:35 AM

Re: Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning

Edition ;-)

 

 

 

In a message dated 2/12/2006 1:42:16 PM Pacific Standard Time,

Nisargadatta writes:

 

" Anna Ruiz " <nli10u

Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-)

 

From Monsieu Bragg again:

 

 

Latest delivery of hot dogs just in!

 

Sai Baba

The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever

you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a

special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his

sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way,

those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do

miracles?

 

Jesus of Nazareth

Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are

now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth

collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's

barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third

day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and

eat them in memory of me.

 

Archbishop of Canterbury

Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot

dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure

that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at

people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what

kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my

Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the

Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead

master.

 

 

LOL Phil,

 

I'll be alternating between the two places I suppose**

 

** proper dress required.

 

Ana ;-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, even though the travel brochures don't mention it, fire retardant

underwear is a must!

 

Phil

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fundamentalist Christian

On the eve of the Apocalypse, in the shadow of Armageddon, on the final day

 

of judgment, when the wrathful vengeance of Almighty God unleashes His

omnipotent fury upon the evil hoards of promiscuous harlots and homosexuals

and

other liberal sinners, God's sword of justice shalt divideth and separateth

those who shall spend eternity at the right hand of God and those who shall

be

cast into the eternal lake of fire!!!....... Those in the latter category

are

reminded to bring your own beverages and hot dogs for the lake-O-fire weenie

 

roast.

 

Phil

 

 

 

 

 

 

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