Guest guest Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 From Monsieu Bragg again: Latest delivery of hot dogs just in! Sai Baba The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way, those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do miracles? Jesus of Nazareth Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and eat them in memory of me. Archbishop of Canterbury Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 In a message dated 2/12/2006 1:42:16 PM Pacific Standard Time, Nisargadatta writes: " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-) From Monsieu Bragg again: Latest delivery of hot dogs just in! Sai Baba The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way, those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do miracles? Jesus of Nazareth Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and eat them in memory of me. Archbishop of Canterbury Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead master. Fundamentalist Christian On the eve of the Apocalypse, in the shadow of Armageddon, on the final day of judgment, when the wrathful vengeance of Almighty God unleashes His omnipotent fury upon the evil hoards of promiscuous harlots and homosexuals and other liberal sinners, God's sword of justice shalt divideth and separateth those who shall spend eternity at the right hand of God and those who shall be cast into the eternal lake of fire!!!....... Those in the latter category are reminded to bring your own beverages and hot dogs for the lake-O-fire weenie roast. Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 - ADHHUB Nisargadatta Monday, February 13, 2006 3:35 AM Re: Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-) In a message dated 2/12/2006 1:42:16 PM Pacific Standard Time, Nisargadatta writes: " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-) From Monsieu Bragg again: Latest delivery of hot dogs just in! Sai Baba The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way, those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do miracles? Jesus of Nazareth Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and eat them in memory of me. Archbishop of Canterbury Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead master. LOL Phil, I'll be alternating between the two places I suppose** ** proper dress required. Ana ;-) Fundamentalist Christian On the eve of the Apocalypse, in the shadow of Armageddon, on the final day of judgment, when the wrathful vengeance of Almighty God unleashes His omnipotent fury upon the evil hoards of promiscuous harlots and homosexuals and other liberal sinners, God's sword of justice shalt divideth and separateth those who shall spend eternity at the right hand of God and those who shall be cast into the eternal lake of fire!!!....... Those in the latter category are reminded to bring your own beverages and hot dogs for the lake-O-fire weenie roast. Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 In a message dated 2/13/2006 4:35:13 AM Pacific Standard Time, Nisargadatta writes: " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u Re: Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-) - ADHHUB Nisargadatta Monday, February 13, 2006 3:35 AM Re: Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-) In a message dated 2/12/2006 1:42:16 PM Pacific Standard Time, Nisargadatta writes: " Anna Ruiz " <nli10u Make Me One With Everything Sunday Morning Edition ;-) From Monsieu Bragg again: Latest delivery of hot dogs just in! Sai Baba The dream of a divine hot dog has led you to this stand. Wherever you go, hot dogs will be there waiting before you arrive. Here is a special one I am manifesting for you. (a hot dog emerges from his sleeve and a young boy returns to the kitchen). And by the way, those rumours. I'm over 80 years old! Do they think I can do miracles? Jesus of Nazareth Take a look at that box of 5 loaves - you will find that they are now hot dogs: give them to the poor, and it might be worth collecting the leftovers. Made with wheat gathered into my Father's barn, they are unleavened, yet you will bear witness on the third day that this offering will be self-raising. Take these hot dogs and eat them in memory of me. Archbishop of Canterbury Although we live in changing times we can be certain that these hot dogs were created without any prior carnal act. Although I'm sure that women should be allowed to serve hot dogs, I draw the line at people who don't know what gender they belong to. Heaven knows what kind of strange acts they might get up to. Now then, where's my Little-Bo-Peep stick and that fabulous golden dress, it's the Sabbath and nearly time for the ritual cannibalisation of our dead master. LOL Phil, I'll be alternating between the two places I suppose** ** proper dress required. Ana ;-) Yes, even though the travel brochures don't mention it, fire retardant underwear is a must! Phil Fundamentalist Christian On the eve of the Apocalypse, in the shadow of Armageddon, on the final day of judgment, when the wrathful vengeance of Almighty God unleashes His omnipotent fury upon the evil hoards of promiscuous harlots and homosexuals and other liberal sinners, God's sword of justice shalt divideth and separateth those who shall spend eternity at the right hand of God and those who shall be cast into the eternal lake of fire!!!....... Those in the latter category are reminded to bring your own beverages and hot dogs for the lake-O-fire weenie roast. Phil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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