Guest guest Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Richard Arlen REED RxR <downonthebrick wrote: Fwd: ***[Rick Reed Rash Riot Reader] Digest Number 104 HeatherTesch , Rick REED wrote: Mr. Memphis 2004, Rick REED hornyashell justsayyes wrote There are 8 messages in this issue. Topics in this digest: 1. (unknown)uh-oh! Rick REED 2. *OH ! My WONDERFUL Father's Greaser Hair of the 50's Rick REED 3. **[Howard University] Digest/Ballad of Rick REED, RxR Rick REED 4. ***Rick REED meets World Leader @ Promoter of Tibetan/Budhist Art Rick REED 5. ****[smith2004-discuss] Silence on the list Rick REED 6. *****I have to tell you the God's Honest TRUTH about PresiDUNCE G. Bush(ed) Rick REED 7. ******Why EVERYBODY just LUVS to hate Rick REED's guts , RxR....uh-oh ! Rick REED 8. *******Rick REED Contact Information: Internet/SnailMail Rick REED ___________________ ___ ___________________ ___ Message: 1 Thu, 30 Jan 2003 13:29:35 -0800 (PST) Rick REED Subject: (unknown) Tingles usually start at the back of the neck, creep over the face (or the top my my PENIS) and across the scalp,dart among the shoulder, trickle down the arm and then finally shiver up the spine. Isn't it odd that intense emotion or esthetic beauty gives us chills, and in my case the miRRor does it everytime for me. Uh-oh! Oh, NO! Ooops! (WHOAH !!!) ___________________ ___ Message: 2 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:27:38 -0800 (PST) Rick REED *OH ! My WONDERFUL Father's Greaser Hair of the 50's Rick REED wrote: My Father was the MOST WONDERFUL Man that I ever knew, and I guess everyone is going to be able to say the same thing about their Father. My Father, Lee Andrew REED, was a man that I spent a month with once when I was 11 yrs old, and then three months with when I was 18 yrs old. He was pretty much of a stranger in many ways, but the total time we did end up spending together, weekends here, days here and there over the years, I guess would MOUNT UP to just less than a total of a year's time altogether. But...He never wasted a moment of that time in just SETTING an example. I was far more educated than he in regards to books, colleges and the like, but he had years of being a real man on me. His hair now....it had to come from when he was a teen...then going through the 50's, etc. It looked almost black the way he had it greased...oiled rather, and had it combed back in waves, but it was just dark brown. I never once saw him with the DRY LOOK....and he was a hunk. Put Swartzeneggar out of business. (WHO he?). He took care of himself. No Men's Health Magazine for my Father. He and his 6 Bothers used to have a few beers (or so) and then beat the shit out of eachother for tons of fun. Won't tell you what they did to one another when they were sober and serious. Like what we do today...some of the rest of us just love to box. I remember seeing him cutting his lawn, he had so much property...out there in his tight jeans...bare hairy chest, muscular...that short wavey hair oiled back, glistening in the sun....his thick leather belt with his name on it that I gave him one Christmas......in that TAN. He always went around without his shirt on..like I always do..did...do. His third wife (that we know of)...stretched out in the lawn chair sipping lemonade, straw hat on, under the umbrella, not caring for a thing, watching him strutt around with the lawn mower over all that land...back and forth. The ladies in the neighborhood would line up on the cyclone fence and just hang there and watch him strut. His wife was just all aglow, knowing HE WAS HER's...and those women just congregated till they absolutely HAD to leave I guess. Father died of Alhzhieers in the VA Hospital here in Memphis. I lived in Arkansas that year and they never told me he was in the hospital till the very end. They had said he had not spoken in months, and when I stood by his bed, he opened his eyes, saw me...spoke his last words: " I want to die " . He did. I never really like to say that my Father DIED. I like to say that he CROAKED. When I say he died, it makes me think something HAPPENED TO him, but if I think that He CROAKED,.....it makes me feeel like HE had something to do with it, and all is well. Standing next to one of his countless sister-in-laws by his coffin at the wake, she said " Rick, your Dad looks better, laying stretched out dead in his coffin ,than you do standing there alive looking down on him " . (Gee, Thanks A LOT, Aunt Ethel,,,,,I needed THAT!) But it was true. I got drunk as I could, walking all the way across Memphis out East to the Funeral. Wouldn't let anyone see how bad off I was. Till I GOT there that is. Guess someone would have tried to stop me if I had tried to get a ride instead of just SHOWING UP like I did. I had all my hair BUZZED OFF on both sides...left it really LONG on the BACK like down to my waiste. Had it punked, spiked on the top. This was in l987 before I saw anyone else doing it that way. But his whole character, demeanor... was in his HAIR..his pride..like a lion's mane. And he was a tiger. He had a couple hundred chickens, in the one yard out back area. He would take four of them at a time and pull their heads off at once, and throw them down and they would wobbel all over the place bleeding and spurtin. He did all of them, four at a time in just hardly no time at all. With the chiken's neck-guts and stuff hanging all the way down his right arm. He told me to try it. I could not do even one. I ended up stretching his neck, and his head plopped over...and you could see his bare flesh I guess in between the top of his head and the rest of his lower neck where I had stretched his neck, and it hung over...flopping as he ran all over the yard. I had to put him out of his miseray, and chased him all over the yard with a two by four trying to knock him out at least. Dad roared with laughter. HE had to do the dirty deed. (BUT..I have had more wives than my Father, a Bigger Better Bigamist!) Family says of us...It's InTheBlood..of course I was the first one to term the phrase, but it keeps everybody else from flipping out each and everytime I end up getting married again again again before divorcing. (Hey..it take two..I mean three..four..uh..) It was all his hair. My hair now. Mom, telling this High School Principal at Treadwell High here in Memphis when she finally HAD to go see him because I told him I was not staying after school and that was that...He had been principal for thirty years and thought he had seen, done it all. Knew it all too, till I showed up. Mom said: " Rick is JUST LIKE HE FATHER ! He is going to DO EXACTLY...what HE wants to DO, and that's IT ! " The old man looked at me and asked... " What an I going to DO with you, Rick REED? " I said: " Let me go " ..and he did.. " Bye " . Years later, with third wife, Paulette, who taught theatre in the City Day School, In Srpingfield, IL....a private school....I got away with ripping a bottle of imported wine away from the Governor's Mansion there in Speingfield, at a charity auction for the private school. She had the bitch-guts to tell her principal that it was me who stole it. (I was just PUSSY WHIPPED, that's all that maRRiage was about anyway..so?) I could have gotten away with it. I have divorced her since. That Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch ! Anyway...HER principal/BOSS asks me to come into her office to discuss it. It would have been my word against my wife's, but I was outnumbered. So, there I sit in this principal's office in a First Grader's seat..barely could get into it. She asked me why I did it,...and I told her the story that I just told you , what Mom said " He is JUST LIKE HIS FATHER ! " ...but I AM sure it was much more dramatic, being in person and all and not that much free space in the room and I can make 50,000 expressions that would make you want to leap from the bridge...so... This principal, wasn't about to argue with My Mom's statement.' ' Just said " All is well that ends well " , that I would just pay for the bottle, and I agreed, sorta, with a " hmmmph " and left. Thirty-something years old aqnd still in a Principal's Office. What hast God Wrought? I didn't get to drink the hot wine anyway, as the bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch that I was married to, (that year) raised so much hell on the way home from the Governor's Mansion, that I busted it on the sidewalk JUST TO SHUT HER UP ! Sooo.. since I did not get to drink it..I wasn't about to pay for it either. They took it out of HER salary..which is what the bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch deserved for having such a big mouth and JUST LIKE MY MOTHER !. My Father wouldn't have gone to all that trouble. A diver at Pearl Harbor, retreiving bodies, and digging GOLD out of dead men's mouths, he didn't waste time or moeny...or gold. He said " A lot of good that gold does them 6 ft in the earth. " The finer lessons this GREASER Taught me in our short time together: " Whatever it is that you WANT..that's what you need. " " You have heard to never kick a man when he is down..son that is the BEST time. " " Don't ever feeeeel sorry about anything that you do, for there isn't a single thing you could do in life that I haven't already done. " That is.....he didn't see my haircut at his funeral. Thank God he WAS dead..it would have killed him ! My Dad..I think I will keep him...and his grease. I love him so. Miss him. Hmmm. RxR Think of this as a receipt to thank you for your work on the internet. ___________________ ___ Message: 3 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:28:54 -0800 (PST) Rick REED **[Howard University] Digest/Ballad of Rick REED, RxR Rick REED FWD's: howarduniversity If at first you do not SUCCEED...then so much for SKYDIVING ! The Ballad of *Rick REED Appearing FIRST on: {RickReedRashRiotReader] " Weeeeeeeeeellll..... > > Rick Reed is an S.O.B, he's a big muscled brawny S.O.B, > He's the biggest Mother ****** in the whole wide world ! > He's a bastard, if there ever was one, He's a son of Ahhhhhhhhh! (Ahhhh feeeels good to him!) > He's a prick to all the boys and girls. > On Monday He's a snot, on Tuesday he's a gnome, > On Wednesday to Saturday He's a Swartszeneggar clone. > Then on Sunday, just to be different, > He's a super King, Church-goer in blue jeans on his boney knees! ! > > > Have you ever met Rick Reed? > He's the biggest butch in the whole wide world. > He's a mean ole butch, and he has stupid punk hair. And looseing it. And has a bold bald spot. > He's a butch butch butch butch butch butch butch. > Butch butch butch butch butch butch butch butch > He's a butch! (Whoa!) > Rick Reed's a butch! > And He's such a dirty butch! (Butch!) > Talk to ANYONE around the world, > And it might go a little bit something like this: > > Have you ever met Rick Reed? > He's the biggest butch in the whole wide world. > He's a mean ole butch, and he has stupid punk hair. (Looks like he's on acid or stuck his finger in a light socket or tongued Cybill Shepherd!) > He's a butch butch butch butch butch butch butch > (Oh!) > Butch butch butch butch butch butch butch > buuuuutch. > He's a butch! > Rick Reed is a butch. > And he's such a dirty butch! (THAT BUTCH!!!) > > I really mean it... > Rick Reeeeeeeed, he's a muscled brawny rough looking ****ing butch! > Big > ole > scarey ol' ONLY God-fearing > ****ing > Buuuuttttttcccccchhhhhhh! > > Yeah! > > ...brought to you by the Rick Reed Acapella Choir THOUGHTS are THINGS. Everything that ever HAPPENS, begins with a simple THOUGHT, so keep wonderful THOUGHTS! FWD to EVERYONE YOU KNOW if you beleive in .......YOU. " To fullfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life! " ---- ----- Bette DAVIS ******************** [RickReedRashRiotReader] Digest Number 13 (Hey!! That's my lucky Number!!!) If you do not take time to explore our Uncommon Adventures, remember that Contempt PRIOR to investigation is the HEIGHT of Ignorance, duhhhmmeee...and NO EFFORT at ALL...is DOOMED to failure, FAILURE!!!...so just READ..Onnnn!!! Death would be too kind and too brief. Tingles usually start at the back of the neck, creep over the face (or the top my my PENIS) and across the scalp,dart among the shoulder, trickle down the arm and then finally shiver up the spine. Isn't it odd that intense emotion or esthetic beauty gives us chills, and in my case the miRRor does it everytime for me. Uh-oh! Oh, NO! Ooops! (WHOAH !!!) ___________________ ___ Message: 4 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:29:55 -0800 (PST) Rick REED ***Rick REED meets World Leader @ Promoter of Tibetan/Budhist Art Mr Memphis 2004 Rick Reed rickreedenterprises SupermanRickReed wrote --- In unelectgwbush , " rickreedenterprises " wrote: Memphis Brooks Art Gallery and Museum waited four years for this hot- shot leader in the continueing promotions of Tibet/BuuuuuDISM art, wisdom and compassion. He was heralded by Time Magazine as being in the top 25 Most Influential Men in our Nation. I KNEW he was in trouble. Wearing my SUPERMAN T-Shirt, the Hero of Heroes...I responded first in the Question and answer period following his three hour babbeling lecture with... " IF, as you say that This Whole Event is JUST for me, and I AM the MOST Important person in this room, and I AM SOOOOO Special, and...I AM " IT " ...then I want you to give me your Brooks Museum Badge, that will allow me admission into the exhibit, as I AM unemployed and can't afford to see that stuff, and your slides just aren't making it " . Another member of the audience asked him if he was just helping me and he responded with " No, he was demonstrating " (Yeah, yeah, yeah so what ELSE is news?) I just wanted to show him that although TIME Magazine thought he was pretty INFLUENTIAL, this so-called dumb hillbilly from Memphis could influence HIM into doing something for ME..in front of hundreds...FREE ADMISSION. I got the badge, and yesterday I received from Brooks, a twenty dollar gift certificate to eat free at a local Mexican Resturaunt, with two free admissions to the Museum, that I will forward to my very best friends and surrogate Parents. ___________________ ___ Message: 5 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:31:01 -0800 (PST) Rick REED ****[smith2004-discuss] Silence on the list Mr Memphis, Rick REED wrote: Contrary to what you wrote, sir.... do NOT suck....the world in general DOES. We are " It " . Everyone ELSE is tired of TRYing to be IT....thats why we are NOT a " United " States AT ALL (anymore). In Memphis in particular, when I ran in the very first Shelby County Mayoral Race, only 25 percent of the entire county was registered to vote AT ALL. Of that percent, only 18 percent DID vote, thus the small part of us all here made decisions that effected us all. Yet, the remaining 82 percent......they made the biggest noise, the most complaints, yet were willing to do NOTHING MORE to change things. It is that way all over our country. These " Americans " are responsible for the shape of our country and the shape of things to come. They probably don't even KNOW when election day is. THAT is why I NEVER run for office again, just ENTERTAIN MYSELF here. Dane Carlson wrote: I woke up this morning to near absolute silence from the list... Did I miss the end of the world or does Groups just suck? --- Dane ___________________ ___ Message: 6 Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:31:58 -0800 (PST) Rick REED *****I have to tell you the God's Honest TRUTH about PresiDUNCE G. Bush(ed) Mr. Memphis 2004, Rick Reed wrote: supermanrickreed wrote: --- In unelectgwbush It is really really about all of us. Now take this very very slow so that you are not tortured by it. And won't have to drag through it. We spent SO much money for oil " Over there " ..right. We KNOW for a fact that THEY have more OIL than we do. Reason to assume they also have more MONEY than we do. (WE are always in deficiet.) (We are not their only customer.) Look at how they live. They could have duplicated ANY of our modern cities YEARS ago what with thier money. So..where's the money? It paid for countless weapons they have hidden over there. BUSH will never find even a fraction of a fraction of them all. Remember Roosevelt took care of business almost immediatly after Pearl Harbor, in comparison to how Bush is doing things. And you would think that with the increased technology of today, we could do better, but why don't we? The truth? Because BUSH can't DO anything. He makes one false move, and our goose is cooked and he knows it. Our goose is cooked already anyway, it is a matter of time that's all. They are just WAITING for us to show how stupid we are and how we have all failed one another. Push ONE button, and they retaliate with something that'll make Star Wars seem like some prekindergarten failing. But..God is in every plan. Fall on your knees before a house falls on you too. ___________________ ___ Message: 7 Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:32:47 -0800 (PST) Rick REED ******Why EVERYBODY just LUVS to hate Rick REED's guts , RxR....uh-oh ! ATTENION to ALL of you who JUST DON'T GET IT..... Do your worst AS ALWAYS and I will do my best (as always.) Everytime you speak, you only tell on yourself, and it is ALWAYS negative. ..those of you who challenge me that is. I am always Positive...till I have to miRRor what you present to me in hate and confusion, fear. I don't see things as THEY ARE...but as they CAN BE. I have reported your SPAM. ...those of you who have sent me life threatening emails. Let's JUST SEE where this takes us. I have a fatal disease, do not know how much time I have left and not wasting ANY time...........I continue to communicate what I think people NEED TO KNOW...primarily that PresiDUNCE Bush is Insane to say... " IF " ....we go to war " . We have BEEN at war since 9/ll, and he won't even admit it yet. Not even in his State of The Union Address..still saying " IF " . How many of you even BOTHERED to watch it, and if so, LISTEN to it, and if so, HEARD it. Compartmentalize, secularize all you....in your various Groups, and hide, escape reality...and be doomed for it...a house will fall on you too .... soon enough. God have Mercy on you all for your ignorance and either inability to face reality which IS excusable..or your refusal to..which is a real crime. Please just look at this email as a PERSONAL RECEIPT and a ThankYOU for your work on the internet, as I enjoy it. My NEVER giving up on any goal or dream has never failed me, and it is good to see others do the same as you. I call it CLAIM YOUR GOOD. Thanks ! RxR ___________________ ___ Message: 8 Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:33:42 -0800 (PST) Rick REED *******Rick REED Contact Information: Internet/SnailMail RickReedRashRiotReade Internet: For personal mail to Rick: downonthebrick SnailMail: Rick REED, Esq. RickREED Enterprises P>O> Box 3751 Myrtle Beach, SC 29578 Tingles usually start at the back of the neck, creep over the face (or the top my my PENIS) and across the scalp,dart among the shoulder, trickle down the arm and then finally shiver up the spine. Isn't it odd that intense emotion or esthetic beauty gives us chills, and in my case the miRRor does it everytime for me. Uh-oh! Oh, NO! Ooops! (WHOAH !!!) I enjoy beyond measure your gift of CLAIMING YOUR GOOD as you mushroom globally on the internet. 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Guest guest Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Nisargadatta , President of the United STUDS <arexar5 wrote: > > > > > Richard Arlen REED RxR <downonthebrick wrote: yada yada yada.....how droll kid.such spunk.you're such a toughie.rings true like a James Frey memoir. you should tell this all to somebody who gives a shit. Nobody(that's me and more)don't care about your pitiful little soap opera. sing this to the tune of Dr. Pepper...la: I'm a shithead you're a shithead wouldn't you like to be a shithead too........ from one who knows more than you ever will...Lord Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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