Guest guest Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Forwarded from another list. >> If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today and partaking in a nondual list , their infamous >> sketch, " Who's on First will go like this: >> " COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT >> >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? >> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm >> thinking about buying a computer. >> >> ABBOTT: Mac? >> COSTELLO: No, Lou. >> >> ABBOTT: Your computer is a Lou? >> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. >> >> ABBOTT: Mac? >> COSTELLO: I told you, the name is Lou. >> >> ABBOTT: Does a Lou have Windows? >> COSTELLO: Of course, I have no window. >> >> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? >> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the >> window? >> >> ABBOTT: Wallpaper. >> COSTELLO: Never mind the window. I need a computer and software. >> >> ABBOTT: Software for Windows? >> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to >> write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you >> have? >> >> ABBOTT: Office. >> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? >> >> ABBOTT: I just did. >> COSTELLO: You just did what? >> >> ABBOTT: Recommend something. >> COSTELLO: You recommended something? >> >> ABBOTT: Yes. >> COSTELLO: For my office? >> >> ABBOTT: Yes. >> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? >> >> ABBOTT: Office. >> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! >> >> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. >> COSTELLO: I already have an office! with windows! OK, let's just >> say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What >> do I need? >> >> ABBOTT: Word. >> COSTELLO: What word? >> >> ABBOTT: Word in Office. >> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. >> >> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. >> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? >> >> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you hit the blue " W " . >> COSTELLO: I'm going to hit your blue " w " if you don't start with >> some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have >> anything I can track my money with? >> >> ABBOTT: Money. >> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? >> >> ABBOTT: Money. >> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? >> >> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. >> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? >> >> ABBOTT: Money. >> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? >> >> ABBOTT: ! ;Yes. No extra charge. >> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How many bills? >> >> ABBOTT: One copy. >> COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? >> >> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. >> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? >> >> ABBOTT: Why! not? THEY OWN IT! >> >> A few days later: >> >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? >> COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? >> >> ABBOTT: Click on " START P: Sounds familiar? >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Well done, whoever wrote this. Very funny. " Silver " Nisargadatta , Pete S <pedsie5 wrote: > > Forwarded from another list. > > >> If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today > and partaking in a nondual list , their infamous > >> sketch, " Who's on First will go like this: > > >> " COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT > >> > >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? > >> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm > >> thinking about buying a computer. > >> > >> ABBOTT: Mac? > >> COSTELLO: No, Lou. > >> > >> ABBOTT: Your computer is a Lou? > >> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. > >> > >> ABBOTT: Mac? > >> COSTELLO: I told you, the name is Lou. > >> > >> ABBOTT: Does a Lou have Windows? > >> COSTELLO: Of course, I have no window. > >> > >> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? > >> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the > >> window? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Wallpaper. > >> COSTELLO: Never mind the window. I need a computer and software. > >> > >> ABBOTT: Software for Windows? > >> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to > >> write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you > >> have? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Office. > >> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? > >> > >> ABBOTT: I just did. > >> COSTELLO: You just did what? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Recommend something. > >> COSTELLO: You recommended something? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Yes. > >> COSTELLO: For my office? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Yes. > >> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Office. > >> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! > >> > >> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. > >> COSTELLO: I already have an office! with windows! OK, let's just > >> say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What > >> do I need? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Word. > >> COSTELLO: What word? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Word in Office. > >> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. > >> > >> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. > >> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? > >> > >> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you hit the blue " W " . > >> COSTELLO: I'm going to hit your blue " w " if you don't start with > >> some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have > >> anything I can track my money with? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Money. > >> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Money. > >> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? > >> > >> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. > >> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Money. > >> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? > >> > >> ABBOTT: ! ;Yes. No extra charge. > >> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How many bills? > >> > >> ABBOTT: One copy. > >> COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. > >> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Why! not? THEY OWN IT! > >> > >> A few days later: > >> > >> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? > >> COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? > >> > >> ABBOTT: Click on " START > > P: Sounds familiar? > >> > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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