Guest guest Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 On Mar 27, 2006, at 2:31 AM, Nisargadatta wrote: > Message: 7 > Sun, 26 Mar 2006 17:16:59 EST > epston > Re: The Far Side of Wizards.....FMW > > Bob! > > Do you now, or have you ever had, a girlfriend or long-term > relationship that > lasted more than an hour? > > > P: Sure he did. 33 years ago, I was in my way to visit Bob, when I noticed my gas tank was almost empty. I stopped at this gas station just a few miles from his home. I noticed it had a sign which said, food served inside. Since I was hungry, I went in, and was greeted by a delicious smell. I asked the man behind the counter what was it I smelled, and he said, " Bob's wife. I asked for some, and it was a really good stew. As servers do, the man ask me, after awhile, " how is it? " I said, " Delicious! I didn't know Bob's wife was cooking for you. " Nah, she isn't. That's her meat in the stew. " " What? You served me human flesh? " No, no, mister, that's his pet sheep. She was run over by a car just outside here. I figured why waste all that meat. I said it was his wife because people gossiped they were romantically involved, if you know what I mean. Of course, I didn't believed a word of it, since Bob was also rumored to favor big sows. ps. This was just an old joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Nisargadatta , Pete S <pedsie5 wrote: > > > On Mar 27, 2006, at 2:31 AM, Nisargadatta wrote: > > > Message: 7 > > Sun, 26 Mar 2006 17:16:59 EST > > epston > > Re: The Far Side of Wizards.....FMW > > > > Bob! > > > > Do you now, or have you ever had, a girlfriend or long-term > > relationship that > > lasted more than an hour? > > > > > > > > P: Sure he did. 33 years ago, I was in my way > to visit Bob, when I noticed my gas tank was > almost empty. I stopped at this gas station just > a few miles from his home. I noticed it had a > sign which said, food served inside. Since I was > hungry, I went in, and was greeted by a delicious > smell. I asked the man behind the counter what > was it I smelled, and he said, " Bob's wife. > > I asked for some, and it was a really good stew. > As servers do, the man ask me, after awhile, " how > is it? " I said, " Delicious! I didn't know Bob's wife > was cooking for you. " > > Nah, she isn't. That's her meat in the stew. " > > " What? You served me human flesh? > " No, no, mister, that's his pet sheep. She was > run over by a car just outside here. I figured > why waste all that meat. I said it was his wife > because people gossiped they were romantically > involved, if you know what I mean. > > Of course, I didn't believed a word of it, since Bob was > also rumored to favor big sows. > > ps. This was just an old joke. >Peter! You are developing Larry's sense of humour. Chripes All Mighty! It must be contagious. And you should't have been behind the wheel 33 years ago young man(I think)...making me-self an ass if I assume it incorrectly.LOL.........robby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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