The Secret of the Secret Qtub.........

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The secret Qtub had been sitting for eons lost in the Divine when of

a sudden, from across the deserted plain suddenly a stranger

approached. This was not just some ordinary traveller but one who was

considered wise and in touch with Powers beyond ordinary men by all

who had heard of his astuteness and profundity. It was even rumoured

that this most exotic man among men, could effect miracles and with

one soft gaze induce Bliss and Realization in those he favoured. When

he deigned to speak, multitudes would flock to hear his message. To

touch his garment was considered holy and magical and a Gift of God,

a Divine Grace. He was well known throughout the land of men and his

grandeloquence and poetic pronouncements were held in great esteem.

He had heard ancient legends of the Qtub, and after many years of

furtive searching, he had fortuitously been directed to the location

of the hidden Master by an Agent of Fortune. Being a Righteous and

Jealous would-be Avatar, he decided to test the Truth of the legends

regarding the Perfection of the Divine Qtub and began toying with him

in conversational tones: " I hear that The Understanding, The Source

of All Things and Aspects, is not often realized these days, is it

your opinion ancient one that this is so, and of what Nature is this

Most Worthy Condition that all men secretly, even unto themselves,

look to be instated into; and further old man, is there advantage or

disadvantage to the beggining and ending of this Glorious Quest? " .

This was of course an opening query that was to expose the lesser

understanding of the Qtub ,an understanding that he felt must be far

inferior to his own more cosmopolitan and sophisticated and

documented discernment. " OK answered the Qtub, " that could be an

interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a

cow, and a deer all eat the same grass yet the deer excretes little

pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces

clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? " " Well " !!!, said

the stranger. " I have no idea. " ! " Well then, " said the impish and

wanting to be left alone Qtub, " How is it that you feel qualified to

discuss Truth and Understanding when you don't know shit?

[Guest guest]

Nisargadatta , " Bob N. " <Roberibus111

wrote:

>

> The secret Qtub had been sitting for eons lost in the Divine when

of

> a sudden, from across the deserted plain suddenly a stranger

> approached. This was not just some ordinary traveller but one who

was

> considered wise and in touch with Powers beyond ordinary men by

all

> who had heard of his astuteness and profundity. It was even

rumoured

> that this most exotic man among men, could effect miracles and

with

> one soft gaze induce Bliss and Realization in those he favoured.

When

> he deigned to speak, multitudes would flock to hear his message.

To

> touch his garment was considered holy and magical and a Gift of

God,

> a Divine Grace. He was well known throughout the land of men and

his

> grandeloquence and poetic pronouncements were held in great

esteem.

> He had heard ancient legends of the Qtub, and after many years of

> furtive searching, he had fortuitously been directed to the

location

> of the hidden Master by an Agent of Fortune. Being a Righteous and

> Jealous would-be Avatar, he decided to test the Truth of the

legends

> regarding the Perfection of the Divine Qtub and began toying with

him

> in conversational tones: " I hear that The Understanding, The

Source

> of All Things and Aspects, is not often realized these days, is it

> your opinion ancient one that this is so, and of what Nature is

this

> Most Worthy Condition that all men secretly, even unto themselves,

> look to be instated into; and further old man, is there advantage

or

> disadvantage to the beggining and ending of this Glorious Quest? " .

> This was of course an opening query that was to expose the lesser

> understanding of the Qtub ,an understanding that he felt must be

far

> inferior to his own more cosmopolitan and sophisticated and

> documented discernment. " OK answered the Qtub, " that could be an

> interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse,

a

> cow, and a deer all eat the same grass yet the deer excretes

little

> pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse

produces

> clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? " " Well " !!!,

said

> the stranger. " I have no idea. " ! " Well then, " said the impish and

> wanting to be left alone Qtub, " How is it that you feel qualified

to

> discuss Truth and Understanding when you don't know shit?

>

 

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