Guest guest Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Poor old toombaru has just been booted out of The End of The Rope Ranch. He is sitting outside of the South Gate......softly strumming his old cracked Gibson guitar. Rain drops spatter his dusty brown 3X Stetson......small blue butterflies swirl upward from the hoof ponds. The wind is rolling in off the snow covered mountains to the North......the sound of distant thunder...and horses run at the edge of the storm........ He wonders what is out there beyond The End of the Rope......slings has saddle over his shoulder...and heads off into the dark horizon. He raises his eyebrow...that funny way that used to make the girls go limp and giggle.......and mutters to his shadow....... " Shoulddanatook a swing at the boss lady. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > > > > Poor old toombaru has just been booted out of The End of The Rope > Ranch. > > He is sitting outside of the South Gate......softly strumming his > old cracked Gibson guitar. > > Rain drops spatter his dusty brown 3X Stetson......small blue > butterflies swirl upward from the hoof ponds. > > The wind is rolling in off the snow covered mountains to the > North......the sound > of distant thunder...and horses run at the edge of the storm........ > > > He wonders what is out there beyond The End of the Rope......slings > has saddle over his shoulder...and heads off into the dark horizon. > > He raises his eyebrow...that funny way that used to make the girls go > limp and giggle.......and mutters to his shadow....... > > > > " Shoulddanatook a swing at the boss lady. " > such fun! (and some dazzling dashes of the pen with it!) ((hey, toom, I think *you're* having fun:)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Nisargadatta , " billrishel " <illusyn wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Poor old toombaru has just been booted out of The End of The Rope > > Ranch. > > > > He is sitting outside of the South Gate......softly strumming his > > old cracked Gibson guitar. > > > > Rain drops spatter his dusty brown 3X Stetson......small blue > > butterflies swirl upward from the hoof ponds. > > > > The wind is rolling in off the snow covered mountains to the > > North......the sound > > of distant thunder...and horses run at the edge of the storm........ > > > > > > He wonders what is out there beyond The End of the Rope......slings > > has saddle over his shoulder...and heads off into the dark horizon. > > > > He raises his eyebrow...that funny way that used to make the girls go > > limp and giggle.......and mutters to his shadow....... > > > > > > > > " Shoulddanatook a swing at the boss lady. " > > > > > such fun! > > (and some dazzling dashes of the pen with it!) > > ((hey, toom, I think *you're* having fun:)) Yes such fun! Hardly meets with Nisargadatta's call for utter ernestness and seriousness. And then to add dazzling ornamentation for purposes of self-aggrandisement. Time to get back on track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: P: Well, let me be the first to welcome you back. I want to invite you in Sarlo's name and many others Graters who miss you to post there again. affectionally, Pete > Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little talk > that all > searchers dread. > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > thousand > times. > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post-post-post > doctorate > candidate. > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you would be a > contender. > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > But.......... > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been waiting > patiently for you to > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been preparing > you for > since you > were born.......you will have to venture out alone.....naked......and > unknowing. > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the road.......you will > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > grandeur of who > you > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your true > abode. > > So what are you waiting for? > > What have you got to loose? > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > stow away > in your > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > build up to > your savings > account for a rainy day? > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > take that > kind of money where > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > toombaru > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Nisargadatta , " cerosoul " <pedsie6 wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> wrote: > > P: Well, let me be the first to welcome you back. I want to invite > you in Sarlo's name and many others Graters who miss you > to post there again. > > affectionally, > > Pete > > > > Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little talk > > that all > > searchers dread. > > > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > > thousand > > times. > > > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post-post-post > > doctorate > > candidate. > > > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you would be a > > contender. > > > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > > > But.......... > > > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been waiting > > patiently for you to > > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been preparing > > you for > > since you > > were born.......you will have to venture out alone.....naked......and > > unknowing. > > > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the road.......you will > > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > > grandeur of who > > you > > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your true > > abode. > > > > So what are you waiting for? > > > > What have you got to loose? > > > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > > stow away > > in your > > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > > build up to > > your savings > > account for a rainy day? > > > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > > take that > > kind of money where > > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > Ahhh Pete......How are you? I think Sarlo still don't like me purty good. :-0 toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 > > > > Ahhh Pete......How are you? > > > I think Sarlo still don't like me purty good. > > :-0 > > > > toombaru P: I'm fine. Sarlo did post that you're welcome there any time. Others also have asked for your return. I posted your post there to let people know you're back in action. So don't keep your fans waiting. Hop, hop! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little talk > that all > searchers dread. > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > thousand > times. > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post-post- post > doctorate > candidate. > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you would be a > contender. > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > But.......... > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been waiting > patiently for you to > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been preparing > you for > since you > were born.......you will have to venture out alone.....naked......and > unknowing. > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the road.......you will > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > grandeur of who > you > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your true > abode. > > So what are you waiting for? > > What have you got to loose? > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > stow away > in your > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > build up to > your savings > account for a rainy day? > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > take that > kind of money where > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > toombaru > Extra, extra, extra!! Toom Tolle, alias Toom dr.Phil aka Toom Millan is back with incredible, and very original news. Groundbreaking revelations and insights, I might well say. One minute cold out of hibernation and stuck immediately in same old habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little > talk > > that all > > searchers dread. > > > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > > thousand > > times. > > > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post-post- > post > > doctorate > > candidate. > > > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you > would be a > > contender. > > > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > > > But.......... > > > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been > waiting > > patiently for you to > > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been > preparing > > you for > > since you > > were born.......you will have to venture out > alone.....naked......and > > unknowing. > > > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the > road.......you will > > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > > grandeur of who > > you > > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your > true > > abode. > > > > So what are you waiting for? > > > > What have you got to loose? > > > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > > stow away > > in your > > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > > build up to > > your savings > > account for a rainy day? > > > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > > take that > > kind of money where > > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > Extra, extra, extra!! > > Toom Tolle, alias Toom dr.Phil aka Toom Millan is back with > incredible, and very original news. Groundbreaking revelations and > insights, I might well say. > One minute cold out of hibernation and stuck immediately in same old > habits. > My personal totality.....as well as your own.......is composed of nothing but stacked habits. When that is apperceived.......completely........you find out what is behind door two. Unfortunately..........you cannot speak of that. Ain't that a kick in the ass? toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little > > talk > > > that all > > > searchers dread. > > > > > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > > > thousand > > > times. > > > > > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > > > > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post- post- > > post > > > doctorate > > > candidate. > > > > > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you > > would be a > > > contender. > > > > > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > > > > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > > > > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > > > > > But.......... > > > > > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been > > waiting > > > patiently for you to > > > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > > > > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been > > preparing > > > you for > > > since you > > > were born.......you will have to venture out > > alone.....naked......and > > > unknowing. > > > > > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the > > road.......you will > > > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > > > grandeur of who > > > you > > > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your > > true > > > abode. > > > > > > So what are you waiting for? > > > > > > What have you got to loose? > > > > > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > > > stow away > > > in your > > > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > > > build up to > > > your savings > > > account for a rainy day? > > > > > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > > > take that > > > kind of money where > > > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > > > > > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > Extra, extra, extra!! > > > > Toom Tolle, alias Toom dr.Phil aka Toom Millan is back with > > incredible, and very original news. Groundbreaking revelations and > > insights, I might well say. > > One minute cold out of hibernation and stuck immediately in same old > > habits. > > > > > > > My personal totality.....as well as your own.......is composed of nothing but stacked habits. > > When that is apperceived.......completely........you find out what is behind door two. > > Unfortunately..........you cannot speak of that. > > > > > Ain't that a kick in the ass? > > > > toombaru > Don't bother, heard it all before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> > wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " Johan " <yohansky@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that > little > > > talk > > > > that all > > > > searchers dread. > > > > > > > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to > know.......a > > > > thousand > > > > times. > > > > > > > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of > them. > > > > > > > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post- > post- > > > post > > > > doctorate > > > > candidate. > > > > > > > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you > > > would be a > > > > contender. > > > > > > > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > > > > > > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > > > > > > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > > > > > > > But.......... > > > > > > > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been > > > waiting > > > > patiently for you to > > > > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > > > > > > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been > > > preparing > > > > you for > > > > since you > > > > were born.......you will have to venture out > > > alone.....naked......and > > > > unknowing. > > > > > > > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the > > > road.......you will > > > > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > > > > grandeur of who > > > > you > > > > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is > your > > > true > > > > abode. > > > > > > > > So what are you waiting for? > > > > > > > > What have you got to loose? > > > > > > > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something > more to > > > > stow away > > > > in your > > > > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying > to > > > > build up to > > > > your savings > > > > account for a rainy day? > > > > > > > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they > don't > > > > take that > > > > kind of money where > > > > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > > > > > > > > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > > > > Extra, extra, extra!! > > > > > > Toom Tolle, alias Toom dr.Phil aka Toom Millan is back with > > > incredible, and very original news. Groundbreaking revelations > and > > > insights, I might well say. > > > One minute cold out of hibernation and stuck immediately in same > old > > > habits. > > > > > > > > > > > > > My personal totality.....as well as your own.......is composed of > nothing but stacked habits. > > > > When that is apperceived.......completely........you find out what > is behind door two. > > > > Unfortunately..........you cannot speak of that. > > > > > > > > > > Ain't that a kick in the ass? > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > Don't bother, heard it all before. > I know...........You have heard it a hundred times. Why are you still hanging on to the dream? toombaru toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little talk > that all > searchers dread. > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > thousand > times. > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post-post- post > doctorate > candidate. > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you would be a > contender. > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > But.......... > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been waiting > patiently for you to > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been preparing > you for > since you > were born.......you will have to venture out alone.....naked......and > unknowing. > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the road.......you will > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > grandeur of who > you > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your true > abode. > > So what are you waiting for? > > What have you got to loose? > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > stow away > in your > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > build up to > your savings > account for a rainy day? > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > take that > kind of money where > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > toombaru Namaste, Haven't heard tooms since I was booted off guratings, over simon, sai2uk, etc etc. Mind=illusion=god=delusion=spirituality=mind. Anything that can be thought or is part of mind is illusion and didn't happen...........Tony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Hi all, In passing... > Anything that can be thought or is part of mind is illusion and > didn't happen...........Tony. > Even the above, the below, and this right typing! ) Passed! :-) Hakim Nisargadatta , " Tony OClery " <aoclery wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain@> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Alright.....Sit down...........The time has come for that little > talk > > that all > > searchers dread. > > > > By now.......you've heard everything that you need to know.......a > > thousand > > times. > > > > You have read all the masters.........even sat with some of them. > > > > If they gave out degrees in this stuff...you would be a post- post- > post > > doctorate > > candidate. > > > > If they gave out awards for time wasted in meditation.......you > would be a > > contender. > > > > I know......I know.......the college atmosphere is pretty cushy. > > > > Its a safe place.....familiar....predictable. > > > > You can be a perpetual child in school. > > > > But.......... > > > > There is a vast.....mysterious universe out there that has been > waiting > > patiently for you to > > stick your head out of that god damned shell. > > > > And when.....and if you start the journey that Life has been > preparing > > you for > > since you > > were born.......you will have to venture out > alone.....naked......and > > unknowing. > > > > But if you are too frightened to take your show on the > road.......you will > > die...smothered.in your own waste........never having seen the > > grandeur of who > > you > > are......never having experienced the vast openness that is your > true > > abode. > > > > So what are you waiting for? > > > > What have you got to loose? > > > > Are you hoping to add to your war chest?.....maybe something more to > > stow away > > in your > > nap-sack....something to keep you safe?.........are you trying to > > build up to > > your savings > > account for a rainy day? > > > > Well.........I hate to be the one to tell you this......they don't > > take that > > kind of money where > > you're headed.......they don't even speak the same language. > > > > > > Step off the cliff kid.........break a leg. > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > Namaste, > > Haven't heard tooms since I was booted off guratings, over simon, > sai2uk, etc etc. > Mind=illusion=god=delusion=spirituality=mind. > > Anything that can be thought or is part of mind is illusion and > didn't happen...........Tony. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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