Life is like an analogy.

[Guest guest]

" I cut my finger. That's tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and

dies. That's comedy. "

---Mel Brooks

 

" My movies rise below vulgarity. "

---Mel Brooks

 

" Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. "

---Mel Brooks

 

" You were doing well until everyone died. "

---God, Futurama

 

" I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded -

dead. "

---Woody Allen

 

" And don't take it personally Finn, but I bought you some expensive,

fruity soaps. Take them home, try them out. "

---Jackie O'Shea, Waking Ned Devine

 

" Remember...being materialistic means never having to acknowledge

your feelings. "

---Brent Sienna, PvP

 

" The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something

awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful

happening to somebody else. "

---Aaron Allston

 

" I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my

feet on it. "

---Aaron Allston

 

" The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans

lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk

backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science

fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the

cat. "

---Aaron Allston

 

" The way to a man's heart is through his chest. "

---Aaron Allston

 

" Life is like an analogy. "

" Life is like an analogy. "

 

" When all else fails, complicate matters. "

---Aaron Allston

 

" There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them. "

---Aaron Allston

 

" Well, this is it world. You know, I always thought you'd die before

me. "

---Homer, The Simpsons

 

" Who needs courage when you have a gun? "

---Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

 

" That's so plausable I can't believe it! "

---Leela, Futurama

 

" I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free. "

---Blues Traveler, Go Outside & Drive

 

" I'd rather be lost than afraid to take a ride. "

---Blues Traveler, Make My Way