Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.-Bob Dylan

[Guest guest]

" A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that

people are still thinking. "

---Jerry Seinfeld

 

" This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers. "

---Randal, Clerks

 

" I haven't felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander

at Pearl Harbor. "

---Abe Simpson, The Simpsons

 

" I gotta finish him off while I'm still temporarily insane. "

---Groundskeeper Willy, The Simpsons

 

" This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals

and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now, let's say

the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection

plate. "

---Reverend Lovejoy, The Simpsons

 

" I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab

fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An

old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was

an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR

TO GOD! "

---Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers

 

" This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. "

---Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. "

---Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it

caught and shot now. "

---Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of

people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. "

---The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" The first ten million years were the worst; and the second ten

million, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't

enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline. "

---Marvin the Paranoid Android, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, we have to at least

consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the

family anatidae on our hands. "

---Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

 

" Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had

died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the

influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila. "

---The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

 

" Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn

from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent

disinclination to do so. "

---Douglas Adams