Isn't that special.....could it be SATAN!?...The Church Lady

[Guest guest]

" Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win.

Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose,

big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man,

oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White

House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And

the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon,

and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank!

And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was

called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined

that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste

your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome

'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up

loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and

just GIVE UP! "

 

- Jack Black as Dewey Finn in " School of Rock "