It all becomes so clear ..near the end..........

[Guest guest]

" Did I actually kill this woman, you might ask? NO I DID NOT. She

died of a heart attack while I was stabbing her. "

---Joe Frank

 

" I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And

the rest of the world can kiss my ass. "

---Johnny Frank Garrett (executed February 11, 1992)

 

" Yeah, I think I'd rather be fishing "

---Jimmy Glass (executed June 12, 1987)

 

" No, I was only fooling, we are going to die after all. "

---Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a

natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused

from saving Universes. "

---Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" There will be no layoffs after the merger. However, many of you will

be transferred to jobs on a frozen asteroid. "

---Catbert, Dilbert

 

" What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall

from the sky! I'm moving here! "

---Guido Orefice, Life is Beautiful

 

" The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the

other bastard die for his. "

---General George S. Patton

 

" He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so

much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he

would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa

across the fields of prehistoric Earth. "

---The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

" Eat right. Exercise. Die Anyway. "

---Bumper Sticker

 

" Keep honking. I'm reloading. "

---Bumper Sticker

 

" Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. "

---Bumper Stickers

 

" A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire! "

---Unknown