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Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

<Roberibus111 wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 "

<lastrain@>

> > > wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , OConnor Patricia

> > <gdtige@>

> > > > > wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > ----- Message d'origine ----

> > > > > > De : dan330033 <dan330033@>

> > > > > > À : Nisargadatta

> > > > > > Envoyé le : Samedi, 27 Mai 2006, 1h02mn 06s

> > > > > > Objet : Re: Spirituality ...(Mats)

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@>

> wrote:

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 "

> > <dan330033@>

> > > > > > > wrote:

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats "

<hyl894t@>

> > > wrote:

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > It's closer to you than your skin - not

somewhere

> in

> > > the

> > > > > great

> > > > > > > > > beyond.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > But why ask someone else about this -- it's not

> > someone

> > > > > else

> > > > > > > that

> > > > > > > > > has

> > > > > > > > > > the answer for you.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > -- D.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > True but, who am I?

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > There is no time to inset a " but. "

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > If no questioner exists apart, there is no location

> from

> > > which

> > > > > to

> > > > > > > > raise a question.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > If a questioner exists apart, you can ask a million

> > > times " who

> > > > > am

> > > > > > > I? "

> > > > > > > > to no avail.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > -- D.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > So now I don't even exist? That kinda sucks, doesn't

it!?

> > > > > > > Of course it would solve all " my " problems wouldn't it?

> > > > > > > Howabout you Dan, do you exist?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Reread it, Mats.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > It says " apart. "

> > > > > >

> > > > > > As in " separately, unto itself. "

> > > > > >

> > > > > > You will only get out of it, what you put into it.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Just as with everything else in life.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > -- Dan

> > > > > >

> > > > > > questions only arise when there is an entity.

> > > > > > For example in Mats question <In who am I, > where the I

> > itself

> > > is

> > > > > the questioner.

> > > > > > If that I isn`t there, who will want to know anything at

> all?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Patricia

> > > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > True Patricia, questions arise from percieving an entity

> where

> > > non

> > > > > is. The same must be true for all our silly answers,

trying

> to

> > > > > convey what is beyond in dualistic terms.

> > > > > The answer to all this must be.......................

> (silence!)

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Nope.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > toombaru

> > >

> > >

> > > Aye!......Nope!

> > >

> > > .....bob

> > >

> >

> > AiyaNapa is a beautiful town on Cyprus

> >

> > ->Mats

>

>

> Moishe is going on holiday to Cyprus. He arrives at Heathrow, gets

> into the scheduled Boeing 747 and takes his seat.

> As he looks back down the aisle, he notices the most beautiful

woman

> he has ever seen boarding the plane. Moishe is nervous as he sees

her

> walking down the aisle toward him. But to his delight, she takes

the

> seat right next to him. He is soon anxious to begin a

conversation.

> Moishe asks her, " Where are you going? "

> She responds, " To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in AiyaNapa

> Cyprus. " Moishe is crazy with excitement. Here is a gorgeous woman

> sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of

nymphomaniacs!

> " And what will you do at this meeting? " he asks.

> " Well, " she says, " we try to solve some of the popular myths about

> sexuality. "

> " And what myths are those? " Moishe continues desperately.

> She explains, " Well, one popular myth is that African men are the

> most endowed, when in fact, the Native American man is. Also, it

is

> widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, but actually

> men of Jewish descent make the best lovers " .

> " Very interesting... " Moishe responds.

> Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. " I'm

> sorry, " she says. " I just feel so awkward discussing this with you

> when I don't even know you! What is your name? "

> Moishe extends his hand and replies, " Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. "

>

 

 

 

your aka????

 

ROFLMarseO

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