Guest guest Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " > <lastrain@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , OConnor Patricia > > > <gdtige@> > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Message d'origine ---- > > > > > > > De : dan330033 <dan330033@> > > > > > > > À : Nisargadatta > > > > > > > Envoyé le : Samedi, 27 Mai 2006, 1h02mn 06s > > > > > > > Objet : Re: Spirituality ...(Mats) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " > > > <dan330033@> > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " > <hyl894t@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's closer to you than your skin - not > somewhere > > in > > > > the > > > > > > great > > > > > > > > > > beyond. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But why ask someone else about this -- it's not > > > someone > > > > > > else > > > > > > > > that > > > > > > > > > > has > > > > > > > > > > > the answer for you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- D. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True but, who am I? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no time to inset a " but. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If no questioner exists apart, there is no location > > from > > > > which > > > > > > to > > > > > > > > > raise a question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If a questioner exists apart, you can ask a million > > > > times " who > > > > > > am > > > > > > > > I? " > > > > > > > > > to no avail. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- D. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now I don't even exist? That kinda sucks, doesn't > it!? > > > > > > > > Of course it would solve all " my " problems wouldn't it? > > > > > > > > Howabout you Dan, do you exist? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reread it, Mats. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It says " apart. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As in " separately, unto itself. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You will only get out of it, what you put into it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just as with everything else in life. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Dan > > > > > > > > > > > > > > questions only arise when there is an entity. > > > > > > > For example in Mats question <In who am I, > where the I > > > itself > > > > is > > > > > > the questioner. > > > > > > > If that I isn`t there, who will want to know anything at > > all? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Patricia > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True Patricia, questions arise from percieving an entity > > where > > > > non > > > > > > is. The same must be true for all our silly answers, > trying > > to > > > > > > convey what is beyond in dualistic terms. > > > > > > The answer to all this must be....................... > > (silence!) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > > > > > > Aye!......Nope! > > > > > > > > .....bob > > > > > > > > > > AiyaNapa is a beautiful town on Cyprus > > > > > > ->Mats > > > > > > Moishe is going on holiday to Cyprus. He arrives at Heathrow, gets > > into the scheduled Boeing 747 and takes his seat. > > As he looks back down the aisle, he notices the most beautiful > woman > > he has ever seen boarding the plane. Moishe is nervous as he sees > her > > walking down the aisle toward him. But to his delight, she takes > the > > seat right next to him. He is soon anxious to begin a > conversation. > > Moishe asks her, " Where are you going? " > > She responds, " To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in AiyaNapa > > Cyprus. " Moishe is crazy with excitement. Here is a gorgeous woman > > sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of > nymphomaniacs! > > " And what will you do at this meeting? " he asks. > > " Well, " she says, " we try to solve some of the popular myths about > > sexuality. " > > " And what myths are those? " Moishe continues desperately. > > She explains, " Well, one popular myth is that African men are the > > most endowed, when in fact, the Native American man is. Also, it > is > > widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, but actually > > men of Jewish descent make the best lovers " . > > " Very interesting... " Moishe responds. > > Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. " I'm > > sorry, " she says. " I just feel so awkward discussing this with you > > when I don't even know you! What is your name? " > > Moishe extends his hand and replies, " Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. " > > > > Ok Tonto, here goes > Grandma Faginbaum walks into the pub with a parrot on here finger, > she holds it up and shouts " I will screw the first guy who can guess > the weight of this parrot " > After a long > silence.............................................................. > ................................................................... ... > ................................................................... ... > ...............(Hah) a drunk in the back of the bar yells out " two > hundred kilos! " > Grandma whirls around and says " close enough! " > all right, ya dun did it now, us grandmas don't hold kindly to disparaging remarks, my friend, meet you behind the pub, 10 paces, just you and me, Ana's middle finger itches;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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