Guest guest Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " > <lastrain@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , OConnor Patricia > > > <gdtige@> > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Message d'origine ---- > > > > > > > De : dan330033 <dan330033@> > > > > > > > À : Nisargadatta > > > > > > > Envoyé le : Samedi, 27 Mai 2006, 1h02mn 06s > > > > > > > Objet : Re: Spirituality ...(Mats) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 " > > > <dan330033@> > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " > <hyl894t@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's closer to you than your skin - not > somewhere > > in > > > > the > > > > > > great > > > > > > > > > > beyond. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But why ask someone else about this -- it's not > > > someone > > > > > > else > > > > > > > > that > > > > > > > > > > has > > > > > > > > > > > the answer for you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- D. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True but, who am I? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no time to inset a " but. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If no questioner exists apart, there is no location > > from > > > > which > > > > > > to > > > > > > > > > raise a question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If a questioner exists apart, you can ask a million > > > > times " who > > > > > > am > > > > > > > > I? " > > > > > > > > > to no avail. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- D. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now I don't even exist? That kinda sucks, doesn't > it!? > > > > > > > > Of course it would solve all " my " problems wouldn't it? > > > > > > > > Howabout you Dan, do you exist? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Reread it, Mats. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It says " apart. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As in " separately, unto itself. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You will only get out of it, what you put into it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just as with everything else in life. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Dan > > > > > > > > > > > > > > questions only arise when there is an entity. > > > > > > > For example in Mats question <In who am I, > where the I > > > itself > > > > is > > > > > > the questioner. > > > > > > > If that I isn`t there, who will want to know anything at > > all? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Patricia > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True Patricia, questions arise from percieving an entity > > where > > > > non > > > > > > is. The same must be true for all our silly answers, > trying > > to > > > > > > convey what is beyond in dualistic terms. > > > > > > The answer to all this must be....................... > > (silence!) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toombaru > > > > > > > > > > > > Aye!......Nope! > > > > > > > > .....bob > > > > > > > > > > AiyaNapa is a beautiful town on Cyprus > > > > > > ->Mats > > > > > > Moishe is going on holiday to Cyprus. He arrives at Heathrow, gets > > into the scheduled Boeing 747 and takes his seat. > > As he looks back down the aisle, he notices the most beautiful > woman > > he has ever seen boarding the plane. Moishe is nervous as he sees > her > > walking down the aisle toward him. But to his delight, she takes > the > > seat right next to him. He is soon anxious to begin a > conversation. > > Moishe asks her, " Where are you going? " > > She responds, " To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in AiyaNapa > > Cyprus. " Moishe is crazy with excitement. Here is a gorgeous woman > > sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of > nymphomaniacs! > > " And what will you do at this meeting? " he asks. > > " Well, " she says, " we try to solve some of the popular myths about > > sexuality. " > > " And what myths are those? " Moishe continues desperately. > > She explains, " Well, one popular myth is that African men are the > > most endowed, when in fact, the Native American man is. Also, it > is > > widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, but actually > > men of Jewish descent make the best lovers " . > > " Very interesting... " Moishe responds. > > Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. " I'm > > sorry, " she says. " I just feel so awkward discussing this with you > > when I don't even know you! What is your name? " > > Moishe extends his hand and replies, " Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. " > > > > Ok Tonto, here goes > Grandma Faginbaum walks into the pub with a parrot on here finger, > she holds it up and shouts " I will screw the first guy who can guess > the weight of this parrot " > After a long > silence.............................................................. > .................................................................... .. > .................................................................... .. > ...............(Hah) a drunk in the back of the bar yells out " two > hundred kilos! " > Grandma whirls around and says " close enough! " > ROFLMAOSC! ))))))))))))))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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