Re : Spirituality ...(Dan-Patricia)

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Nisargadatta , " anabebe57 " <anabebe57

wrote:

>

> Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote:

> >

> > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 "

> > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote:

> > > > >

> > > > > Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 "

> > <lastrain@>

> > > > > wrote:

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t@>

> wrote:

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > Nisargadatta , OConnor Patricia

> > > > <gdtige@>

> > > > > > > wrote:

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > ----- Message d'origine ----

> > > > > > > > De : dan330033 <dan330033@>

> > > > > > > > À : Nisargadatta

> > > > > > > > Envoyé le : Samedi, 27 Mai 2006, 1h02mn 06s

> > > > > > > > Objet : Re: Spirituality ...(Mats)

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats "

<hyl894t@>

> > > wrote:

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " dan330033 "

> > > > <dan330033@>

> > > > > > > > > wrote:

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " Mats "

> > <hyl894t@>

> > > > > wrote:

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > It's closer to you than your skin - not

> > somewhere

> > > in

> > > > > the

> > > > > > > great

> > > > > > > > > > > beyond.

> > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > But why ask someone else about this -- it's

> not

> > > > someone

> > > > > > > else

> > > > > > > > > that

> > > > > > > > > > > has

> > > > > > > > > > > > the answer for you.

> > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > -- D.

> > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > True but, who am I?

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > There is no time to inset a " but. "

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > If no questioner exists apart, there is no

> location

> > > from

> > > > > which

> > > > > > > to

> > > > > > > > > > raise a question.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > If a questioner exists apart, you can ask a

> million

> > > > > times " who

> > > > > > > am

> > > > > > > > > I? "

> > > > > > > > > > to no avail.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > -- D.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > So now I don't even exist? That kinda sucks,

doesn't

> > it!?

> > > > > > > > > Of course it would solve all " my " problems

wouldn't

> it?

> > > > > > > > > Howabout you Dan, do you exist?

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > Reread it, Mats.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > It says " apart. "

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > As in " separately, unto itself. "

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > You will only get out of it, what you put into it.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > Just as with everything else in life.

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > -- Dan

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > questions only arise when there is an entity.

> > > > > > > > For example in Mats question <In who am I, > where

the

> I

> > > > itself

> > > > > is

> > > > > > > the questioner.

> > > > > > > > If that I isn`t there, who will want to know

anything

> at

> > > all?

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > Patricia

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > True Patricia, questions arise from percieving an

entity

> > > where

> > > > > non

> > > > > > > is. The same must be true for all our silly answers,

> > trying

> > > to

> > > > > > > convey what is beyond in dualistic terms.

> > > > > > > The answer to all this must be.......................

> > > (silence!)

> > > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Nope.

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > toombaru

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Aye!......Nope!

> > > > >

> > > > > .....bob

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > AiyaNapa is a beautiful town on Cyprus

> > > >

> > > > ->Mats

> > >

> > >

> > > Moishe is going on holiday to Cyprus. He arrives at Heathrow,

> gets

> > > into the scheduled Boeing 747 and takes his seat.

> > > As he looks back down the aisle, he notices the most beautiful

> > woman

> > > he has ever seen boarding the plane. Moishe is nervous as he

> sees

> > her

> > > walking down the aisle toward him. But to his delight, she

takes

> > the

> > > seat right next to him. He is soon anxious to begin a

> > conversation.

> > > Moishe asks her, " Where are you going? "

> > > She responds, " To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in

AiyaNapa

> > > Cyprus. " Moishe is crazy with excitement. Here is a gorgeous

> woman

> > > sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of

> > nymphomaniacs!

> > > " And what will you do at this meeting? " he asks.

> > > " Well, " she says, " we try to solve some of the popular myths

> about

> > > sexuality. "

> > > " And what myths are those? " Moishe continues desperately.

> > > She explains, " Well, one popular myth is that African men are

> the

> > > most endowed, when in fact, the Native American man is. Also,

it

> > is

> > > widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, but

> actually

> > > men of Jewish descent make the best lovers " .

> > > " Very interesting... " Moishe responds.

> > > Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. " I'm

> > > sorry, " she says. " I just feel so awkward discussing this with

> you

> > > when I don't even know you! What is your name? "

> > > Moishe extends his hand and replies, " Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. "

> > >

> >

> > Ok Tonto, here goes

> > Grandma Faginbaum walks into the pub with a parrot on here

finger,

> > she holds it up and shouts " I will screw the first guy who can

> guess

> > the weight of this parrot "

> > After a long

> >

>

silence..............................................................

>

> ...................................................................

> ..

>

> ...................................................................

> ..

> > ...............(Hah) a drunk in the back of the bar yells

out " two

> > hundred kilos! "

> > Grandma whirls around and says " close enough! "

> >

>

>

> all right, ya dun did it now, us grandmas don't hold kindly to

> disparaging remarks, my friend,

> meet you behind the pub, 10 paces, just you and me,

> Ana's middle finger itches;-)

>

 

So now you're a grandma?

I thought you were consciousness pretending to be a grandma?

Stop playing games! Whats it gonna be?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;-)