Guest guest Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 The Bible dictates that " Thou shalt not seethe [=cook] a kid [= young goat] in his mother's milk. " To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation, the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female goats, to mature goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely unrelated goats. It is also forbidden to eat the meat with fresh milk, and it applies to beef and mutten as well (including mixing the milk and meat of two different beasts). Finally, chicken, which are incapable of milk production, may not be eaten along with any mammal's milk either. We are fortunate that most mathematicians were not Jewish. Otherwise, it would have been forbidden to divide by all numbers between -1 and 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > The Bible dictates that " Thou shalt not seethe [=cook] a kid [= young > goat] in his mother's milk. " To avoid any possibility of breaking that > regulation, the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female > goats, to mature goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely > unrelated goats. It is also forbidden to eat the meat with fresh milk, > and it applies to beef and mutten as well (including mixing the milk > and meat of two different beasts). Finally, chicken, which are > incapable of milk production, may not be eaten along with any mammal's > milk either. > > We are fortunate that most mathematicians were not Jewish. Otherwise, > it would have been forbidden to divide by all numbers between -1 and 1. > More vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Nisargadatta , " toombaru2006 " <lastrain wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111@> > wrote: > > > > The Bible dictates that " Thou shalt not seethe [=cook] a kid [= young > > goat] in his mother's milk. " To avoid any possibility of breaking that > > regulation, the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female > > goats, to mature goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely > > unrelated goats. It is also forbidden to eat the meat with fresh milk, > > and it applies to beef and mutten as well (including mixing the milk > > and meat of two different beasts). Finally, chicken, which are > > incapable of milk production, may not be eaten along with any mammal's > > milk either. > > > > We are fortunate that most mathematicians were not Jewish. Otherwise, > > it would have been forbidden to divide by all numbers between -1 and 1. > > > > > More vomit. Hey hey hey Toombaru...glad to see you feeling better. you see your own work everywhere don't you, you wittle wubbable wabbit you. And hey guy..who the hell said anything in the 'math test' about a certain race being talked about....are you suggesting that when you read a name of a person, or a place name of a city..that you can determine what 'race' is being talked about? SHAME on you!.....racist! PS...listen ASSHOLE..the above was written by a dear Jewish friend of mine who is not only a great wit....but a damn good socialogist.Get a life or take a fucking vacation........ loser. ......bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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