Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 one little monkey was searching for his own true self, and he spent a lot of time looking for it. two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. so here is the point... beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... ....iitsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa wrote: > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > so here is the point... > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > ...iitsa and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot of banana skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could get youself into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. and...oops! excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife remembered to pick up some t.p.! ......bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > so here is the point... > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > > ...iitsa > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot of banana > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could get youself > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. and...oops! > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife remembered > to pick up some t.p.! > > ......bob > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around ....iietsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > > so here is the point... > > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > > > ...iitsa > > > > > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot of > banana > > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could get > youself > > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. > and...oops! > > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife > remembered > > to pick up some t.p.! > > > > ......bob > > > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around > ...iietsa :-) You said it..and you're not laying..er..I mean lying. no really..no shit!...no wait lot's of shit but... no shit about that shit...I don't know how to say this...Arrghhhhhh! LOL ....bob .......bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > > > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > > > so here is the point... > > > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > > > > ...iitsa > > > > > > > > > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot of > > banana > > > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could get > > youself > > > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. > > and...oops! > > > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife > > remembered > > > to pick up some t.p.! > > > > > > ......bob > > > > > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around > > ...iietsa > > > :-) > > > You said it..and you're not laying..er..I mean lying. no really..no > shit!...no wait lot's of shit but... no shit about that shit...I > don't know how to say this...Arrghhhhhh! > LOL > ....bob > > .......bob Oh I forgot to ask...is that trickey little monkey on this side of the Atlantic? The other side of the Atlantic? Is there any such thing as the Atlantic?...these are ther " Great Ponderments " that have occupied trickey monkeys everywhere for all time....well at least in all the time that any monkeys have been.....was the Atlantic an always been thing or..oh I just GIVE UP! .....bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " <Roberibus111 wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > > > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > > > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > > > > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > > > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > > > > so here is the point... > > > > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > > > > > ...iitsa > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot of > > > banana > > > > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could get > > > youself > > > > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. > > > and...oops! > > > > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife > > > remembered > > > > to pick up some t.p.! > > > > > > > > ......bob > > > > > > > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around > > > ...iietsa > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > You said it..and you're not laying..er..I mean lying. no really..no > > shit!...no wait lot's of shit but... no shit about that shit...I > > don't know how to say this...Arrghhhhhh! > > LOL > > ....bob > > > > .......bob > > > Oh I forgot to ask...is that trickey little monkey on this side of > the Atlantic? The other side of the Atlantic? Is there any such thing > as the Atlantic?...these are ther " Great Ponderments " that have > occupied trickey monkeys everywhere for all time....well at least in > all the time that any monkeys have been.....was the Atlantic an > always been thing or..oh I just GIVE UP! > > .....bob > one little monkey can do lots of monkey-buisness... at least if you ask a monkey...about it but silly dilly, the point has been upgraded beware of the thing after the banana...both of them...hehe ....iietsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > > > > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > > > > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > > > > > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > > > > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > > > > > so here is the point... > > > > > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > > > > > > ...iitsa > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot > of > > > > banana > > > > > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could > get > > > > youself > > > > > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. > > > > and...oops! > > > > > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife > > > > remembered > > > > > to pick up some t.p.! > > > > > > > > > > ......bob > > > > > > > > > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around > > > > ...iietsa > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > You said it..and you're not laying..er..I mean lying. no > really..no > > > shit!...no wait lot's of shit but... no shit about that shit...I > > > don't know how to say this...Arrghhhhhh! > > > LOL > > > ....bob > > > > > > .......bob > > > > > > Oh I forgot to ask...is that trickey little monkey on this side of > > the Atlantic? The other side of the Atlantic? Is there any such > thing > > as the Atlantic?...these are ther " Great Ponderments " that have > > occupied trickey monkeys everywhere for all time....well at least > in > > all the time that any monkeys have been.....was the Atlantic an > > always been thing or..oh I just GIVE UP! > > > > .....bob > > > one little monkey can do lots of monkey-buisness... > at least if you ask a monkey...about it > but silly dilly, the point has been upgraded > beware of the thing after the banana...both of them...hehe > ...iietsa LOL! Ha!....and... " Truer Words(and warnings) Hath No Man Spoken " , and for that matter no monkey has either. .......bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > > > > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > > > > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana skins > > > > > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > > > > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > > > > > so here is the point... > > > > > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for trouble... > > > > > > ...iitsa > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a lot > of > > > > banana > > > > > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you could > get > > > > youself > > > > > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. > > > > and...oops! > > > > > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the wife > > > > remembered > > > > > to pick up some t.p.! > > > > > > > > > > ......bob > > > > > > > > > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around > > > > ...iietsa > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > You said it..and you're not laying..er..I mean lying. no > really..no > > > shit!...no wait lot's of shit but... no shit about that shit...I > > > don't know how to say this...Arrghhhhhh! > > > LOL > > > ....bob > > > > > > .......bob > > > > > > Oh I forgot to ask...is that trickey little monkey on this side of > > the Atlantic? The other side of the Atlantic? Is there any such > thing > > as the Atlantic?...these are ther " Great Ponderments " that have > > occupied trickey monkeys everywhere for all time....well at least > in > > all the time that any monkeys have been.....was the Atlantic an > > always been thing or..oh I just GIVE UP! > > > > .....bob > > > one little monkey can do lots of monkey-buisness... > at least if you ask a monkey...about it > but silly dilly, the point has been upgraded > beware of the thing after the banana...both of them...hehe > ...iietsa > A I'd like to have a monkey B Why? A They're cute and they eat bananas B No, they're not cute and they don't eat bananas! A Why not? B Well look at you, you look like a monkey and I've never seen you eat bananas, however you've often gone bananas! A Ohhh.............ok, then can I have a banana B Why? A I might be a monkey! " Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not " Arctic Monkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nisargadatta , " Mats " <hyl894t wrote: > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " roberibus111 " > > > > > <Roberibus111@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Nisargadatta , " iietsa " <iietsa@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one little monkey was searching for his own true self, > > > > > > > and he spent a lot of time looking for it. > > > > > > > two million bananas later, there were a lot of banana > skins > > > > > > > laying around, so it happened one day he slipped, > > > > > > > and smashed his silly little monkey-head real bad. > > > > > > > so here is the point... > > > > > > > beware...monkey-buisness could mean, looking for > trouble... > > > > > > > ...iitsa > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and after 2,000,000 bananas there was a lot more than a > lot > > of > > > > > banana > > > > > > skins lying around..........look out for that! or you > could > > get > > > > > youself > > > > > > into a LOT more monkey business..that's a good point too. > > > > > and...oops! > > > > > > excuse me..I gotta go take care of business...hope the > wife > > > > > remembered > > > > > > to pick up some t.p.! > > > > > > > > > > > > ......bob > > > > > > > > > > > HAHAHA...exatly...there is more than just skins laying around > > > > > ...iietsa > > > > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > You said it..and you're not laying..er..I mean lying. no > > really..no > > > > shit!...no wait lot's of shit but... no shit about that > shit...I > > > > don't know how to say this...Arrghhhhhh! > > > > LOL > > > > ....bob > > > > > > > > .......bob > > > > > > > > > Oh I forgot to ask...is that trickey little monkey on this side > of > > > the Atlantic? The other side of the Atlantic? Is there any such > > thing > > > as the Atlantic?...these are ther " Great Ponderments " that have > > > occupied trickey monkeys everywhere for all time....well at > least > > in > > > all the time that any monkeys have been.....was the Atlantic an > > > always been thing or..oh I just GIVE UP! > > > > > > .....bob > > > > > one little monkey can do lots of monkey-buisness... > > at least if you ask a monkey...about it > > but silly dilly, the point has been upgraded > > beware of the thing after the banana...both of them...hehe > > ...iietsa > > > > A I'd like to have a monkey > B Why? > A They're cute and they eat bananas > B No, they're not cute and they don't eat bananas! > A Why not? > B Well look at you, you look like a monkey and I've never seen you > eat bananas, however you've often gone bananas! > A Ohhh.............ok, then can I have a banana > B Why? > A I might be a monkey! > > " Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not " > Arctic Monkeys > No! You are Not a monkey....It has been settled: 'John Scopes is convicted and sentenced to a fine of $100. The " monkey trial " comes to an end.' Howevermore....they didn't say a trickey monkey..so..well...who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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