Guest guest Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 P: I most confess, I'm not a serious seeker, just a serious picker. So I'm going to pick this apart: T: He heard that Ramana had the most beautiful eyes. So he be bought some eye liner. P: But he bought the wrong color, and not from a certified Avon beauty adviser. T: He had heard that Ramana was in the kitchen when the stupor that preceded his awakening happened. So he became a cook. P: But he loved hamburgers, and Lashmi (Ramana's cow) got mad at him. T: He heard that Ramana ran away and lived in a cave. So he designed his bedroom to look like a cave. P: But he didn't have a ladder, besides, he spelled stalactite as stalagmite, so he had to sleep on the living-room's sofa. T; He had heard that rats had chewed on Ramana's feet when the was in that cave. So he bought some rats and slept with his feet in their cage. P: But, they turned out to be hamsters and were not attracted to the mell of cheese. T: He heard that the villagers came and rescued Ramana. So he moved closer the Indian reservation. He figures on or two more things..........should just about cover it. P: But that proved to a big mistake. He spent all his time at the casino, and forgot all about enlightenment. Hey! only one .... Way to go! If you could only work on then and than, I could declare you enlightened as Sky did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Nisargadatta , Pete S <pedsie5 wrote: > > P: I most confess, I'm not a serious seeker, > just a serious picker. So I'm going to pick > this apart: > > T: He heard that Ramana had the most beautiful eyes. > So he be bought some eye liner. > > P: But he bought the wrong color, and not > from a certified Avon beauty adviser. > > T: He had heard that Ramana was in the kitchen when the stupor that > preceded his awakening happened. > So he became a cook. > > P: But he loved hamburgers, and Lashmi (Ramana's cow) > got mad at him. > > T: He heard that Ramana ran away and lived in a cave. > So he designed his bedroom to look like a cave. > > P: But he didn't have a ladder, besides, he spelled stalactite > as stalagmite, so he had to sleep on the living-room's sofa. > > T; He had heard that rats had chewed on Ramana's feet when the was in > that cave. > So he bought some rats and slept with his feet in their cage. > > P: But, they turned out to be hamsters and were not attracted to > the mell of cheese. > > T: He heard that the villagers came and rescued Ramana. > So he moved closer the Indian reservation. > He figures on or two more things..........should just about cover it. > > P: But that proved to a big mistake. He spent all his time > at the casino, and forgot all about enlightenment. > > Hey! only one .... Way to go! If you could only work on > then and than, I could declare you enlightened as Sky did. > > > > Now we're talkin. You keep this up and I just might take you off of mederation. What do you think Hur? toombaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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