Fw: THE KOALA AND THE LIZARD

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In the spirit of nonduality;-)

 

 

 

 

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" Hey Koala ! What are you doing? "

 

 

 

 

The koala says:

 

" Smoking a joint, come up and have some. "

 

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and

 

they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his

 

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But

 

the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

 

falls into the river.

 

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and

 

helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

 

" What's the matter with you? "

 

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint

with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

 

and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

 

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

 

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

 

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you! "

 

 

 

 

So the koala looks down at him and says:

 

 

 

" Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much

 

water did you drink?!! "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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