Guest guest Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I just cain't help myself. I mean, I JUST CAIN'T HAP MYSALF !!!!! (Mother says I will say anything to justify my behavior) (Mothers are like that, yeah they are...and she is riot.) I work hard. For those of you who haven't heard this... which is no one alive or dead... ALL I DO is work and sleep. I mean, When I do go to sleep, which is only four hours a night every OTHER night...it is only when I AM Xhausted and near fainting.... And when I DO WAKE UP, Chuck, I have my briefcase and all these papers all over the bed... On me...over, under, around me... as I fall asleep working.. that is...IF I make it home.. and haven't fainted on my way there. So, particularly here in Myrtle Beach, SC... where there is nothing but fun fun fun annnDUHHHHHH... SUN SUN SUN... You can bet your sweet you know wad that I sweat like the male cheauvenist hog that I AM.. annnDUHHHHH...I stink like all real shiTUHHHH too...MOST OF THE TIME. Hey !!! Yesterday the rent was due. The Boss...who is also my Landlord... annnDUHHH just ONE OF my " Bosses " ... had to have his five hundred bucks so he could sleep nights and so I could as well... So as soon as I woke up, CHUCK... I was on my way to the Bank. I mean, there was no time for a shower of this star. AnnnnDUHHHHH...there was no time for a shower LAST NUT...I mean there was no time for a shower LAST NIGHT.... you know...because I fainted in bed...or somewhere. I did wake up with my shoes off.. so something was riot... if you know what I mean, I mean. (Know wad I mean)..I mean.... So, I stunk to near high heaven or low hell....in the bank... annnDUHHH...everywhere else I went on my way there and back. And the temperature was way up there... In the hundred something or wad-heffer. SO I was like a wet sponge walking all over the place. I made the rounds all around too. Went to the Post Office and paid my rent for the next 6 months on my post office box..(P.O. Box 3751,Myrlte Beach, SC 29578..... (Send money, honey.)... Then I made my last stop at the Family Dollar Store. Now here is the great fun part. Someone in line BEFORE or AFTER me... or it might have been the cashier...who knows... Someone...placed an item in my stack of items that I had purchased without my being aware of it. I didn't know it till I got home... annnDUHHH....unloaded all those packs of Roman Noodles and Hershy Bars on the bed... annnDUHHH...there riot before my very own ass... right there before my very own EYES.... was a can of push button BODY SPRAY. I mean....I can take a hint. I thought I had won something. Remember when people used to give you SCOPE Mouthwash for your birthday and Christmas or any day of the week...365 days a year. (No?) You know...all good gifts that surround us... are sent from Heaven above, so ThankYouGod...for all your love. Then I checked the receipt. YEP.....I even paid for it too....a whole $3.75. I never check that shoot out at the register. I mean all those ladies there...I love them.. don't know if I like them too much.. but I trust them and all.. I never check the merchandise, change, ticket and all that. I probably get ripped off a lot and don't even know it....but... Well...wad can I say? Yeah yeah yeah... I took the thing back and got a refund. I didn't even spray myself you know where....EVERYWHERE. I suppose I should have. I AM a lot smarter than I look. I would have to be. I AM not as dumb as I look. I just couldn't be. Now, wad is the moral to this story? None really. Just don't sweat the small stuff. AnnnnDUHHHHHH...hey....it is ALL small stuff. HEY !!! Wads that smell? I said...WHAT'S THAT SMELLLLLLL?????? Foward this to everyone you know... if you beleive in GOD, Yourself, Me, air, toilet paper.. annnDUHH don't do it because you want to. Do it because I said so. I mean...well...kinda, maybe, perhaps, sorta...almost. Too much love from Rick REED...if you know what I mean, I mean. (Know what I mean?) Ha ha he he ho ho. (Theypre cumming to take me away) RxR Brand New Latest In Rash Riot: rickreed4president FWD to EVERYONE you Know if you beleive in air, toilet paper, or GOD http://master-of-trope.bebo.com http://presidentoftheunitedstuds.piczo.com rxr2008 http://soundclick.com/rxr http://soundclick.com/mrroboto http://soundclick.com/rxr http://soundclick.com/mrroboto stonertimes-rxr RxR Home Away From Home http://murphylakes.com Everytime a butterfly flutters its wings in one part of the Univese, Cybill SHEPHERD gets laid in another and My Mothr FARTS ! http://soundclick.com/mrroboto http://soundclick.com/rxr stonertimes-rxr Rick Reed Home Away From Home: http://murphylakes.com Why keep checking for Mail? The all-new Mail Beta shows you when there are new messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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